Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 22]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 22]

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nobrakes

3,104 posts

201 months

Wednesday 19th June
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martynr said:
tobinen said:
ACA sale next weekend. How spectacularly insane would this be?

https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic-auctions/2...

I had to spend many hours on that website... looking at tractors...
This one looks a bit more thread. Italian brownness.

Probably equally as mad.

https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic-auctions/2...

21st Century Man

41,200 posts

251 months

Wednesday 19th June
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Who doesn't love an old school Hyundai Stellar with a V8?

donkmeister

8,510 posts

103 months

Wednesday 19th June
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biggbn said:
21st Century Man said:
Without sounding like a stuck record, my Century does 20mpg and costs feck all to run because it's so well made and engineered it doesn't go wrong. Five years and about £750 so far in "failure" repairs. Apart from the usual annual oil & filter and a set of pads and tyres, that's been it. It's proven to be one of the cheapest cars I've ever run, by far.
I ran an LS400 for @6 months, 24mpg week in week out, 34mpg on runs, needed nothing, everything worked!! I also like the smaller 'older' IS saloon and cabrio with the v6 engine...not sure if the rfl is awful on there's or not. Reality suggests I'm unlikely to get shot of my mini right now but man maths is gonna kick in when I do for sure!! It's cost me pennies over 5 and a half years and gets great mpg but it's getting a little wearing. I only drive @ 250-300 miles a week now but shoukd really be comfier than a diesel mini!!
I'm told that Toyota quality control processes and six sigma engineering are source materials for various engineering training courses across all sorts of engineering disciplines.

QBee

21,163 posts

147 months

Wednesday 19th June
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21st Century Man said:
Who doesn't love an old school Hyundai Stellar with a V8?
Who cannot remember ever seeing a Hyundri Stellar with a V8?

21st Century Man

41,200 posts

251 months

Wednesday 19th June
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QBee said:
21st Century Man said:
Who doesn't love an old school Hyundai Stellar with a V8?
Who cannot remember ever seeing a Hyundri Stellar with a V8?
There's one in the ad directly above my post laugh

biggbn

24,409 posts

223 months

Wednesday 19th June
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21st Century Man said:
QBee said:
21st Century Man said:
Who doesn't love an old school Hyundai Stellar with a V8?
Who cannot remember ever seeing a Hyundri Stellar with a V8?
There's one in the ad directly above my post laugh
I love that gen QP. Must have been well before the Stellar, and it's rather strange because my abiding criticism of the newer QPs, the ones most everyone lauds is that they look very Korean...and I love most Korean cars, but they jist don't look Italianate to my eyes...

dscam

1,911 posts

190 months

Wednesday 19th June
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Paging @GeniusOfLove

With your insider knowledge, what would be the BCA/trade for a 2014 (63) L405 Range Rover 5.0 Supercharged with c.100k miles?

Asking for a friend…

pneumothorax

1,381 posts

234 months

Wednesday 19th June
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paging all of the denizens here.

if you have a smelly barge that you need to remedy, please do not mess about with products/steam etc.

I have had an automotive Damascus moment in the last few days. What you need is a Mk 1 Ozone Generator. Astonishingly effective.

best £50 notes I have ever spent.

bolidemichael

14,126 posts

204 months

Wednesday 19th June
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share a link to said ozone cleaner

21st Century Man

41,200 posts

251 months

Wednesday 19th June
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My car has ionisers, I think they perform a similar function.

pneumothorax

1,381 posts

234 months

Wednesday 19th June
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bolidemichael

14,126 posts

204 months

Wednesday 19th June
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Oooh you fibber, you said “£50”

pneumothorax

1,381 posts

234 months

Wednesday 19th June
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I think you need to be careful with them with regard damaging fixtures and fittings, but I had this in a car that has been outside throughout our last 8 months of winter-mouldy smell to the car, also previously smoked in. Did a steam clean etc, then when the weather picked up last week-all the smells came back.

Put that bad boy in for two 10 minute blasts and the car now just smells....neutral. Ran it at the weekend and it still seems fine.

If I were looking for an automotive wheeze and was looking to get some odorous cars cheap and sell them on, this would be a little money making machine.

Remarkable.

pneumothorax

1,381 posts

234 months

Wednesday 19th June
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21st Century Man said:
My car has ionisers, I think they perform a similar function.
Probably-the physics is way over my head-but this product comes with stickers that you can put on the vehicle when it's being treated, and it says no life form should be anywhere near the malodorous vehicle during or after treatment.

Felt and sounding like snake oil but, I am pleased to say-it did a "Ronseal" ie exactly what it said on the box for me.

Also, I think I may have improved the ozone situation over Surrey?

bolidemichael

14,126 posts

204 months

Wednesday 19th June
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Perhaps there’s an ulterior agenda at play here, but these guys state that it’s effectively a placebo.

donkmeister

8,510 posts

103 months

Wednesday 19th June
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bolidemichael said:
Perhaps there’s an ulterior agenda at play here, but these guys state that it’s effectively a placebo.
I think you could be right that there's an ulterior agenda...

The TLDR is that "this is equivalent to a water filter company highlighting that pressure washers aren't very good at cleaning water, and indeed can render the water more dirty after it lifts a bunch of crud off the thing you are washing".

I'm on a phone and the PDF of the research quoted is hard to navigate however the website is selling air filters and the title of the research implies they were testing the efficacy of systems to clean air, rather than the efficacy of using the output of those systems to clean things that are not air.

If an ozone generator causes the particulate count in the air to increase, and assuming we know that the ozone coming out of the machine is clean, then that increased particulate count is an indicator that the ozone is causing the materials of the car to give up SOMETHING into the air. Whether that something is dirty nicotine smells that we want rid of, or if it's actually stripping out components of the interior materials and making them more brittle and aged, well that would be good to know.

Maybe an ozone generator alternated with a HEPA filter is the ideal, maybe just using an ozone generator then opening all the doors to vent the dirty air is the simpler trick.

Edited by donkmeister on Wednesday 19th June 22:30

ST565NP

584 posts

85 months

Thursday 20th June
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donkmeister said:
...or if it's actually stripping out components of the interior materials and making them more brittle and aged, well that would be good to know.
Ozone cleaner does that by oxidating everything that comes in contact with. There is a complete saga about using ozone cleaners for cleaning CPAP machines ( the ones that treats sleep apnea ). In effect it broke down the sponge used in these machines so people were inhaling little particles of that sponge, and it made all CPAP producers to recall many many types of these machines.

So yes, ozone cleaner is making interior materials more brittle and aged.

nobrakes

3,104 posts

201 months

Thursday 20th June
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nobrakes said:
martynr said:
tobinen said:
ACA sale next weekend. How spectacularly insane would this be?

https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic-auctions/2...

I had to spend many hours on that website... looking at tractors...
This one looks a bit more thread. Italian brownness.

Probably equally as mad.

https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic-auctions/2...
A brown quilted central arm rest - very thread.

TommoAE86

2,691 posts

130 months

Thursday 20th June
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21st Century Man said:
My car has ionisers, I think they perform a similar function.
Is yours like mine with the little lights above your head? Or do I have the pleb version? laugh

W00DY

15,558 posts

229 months