How do you explain/warn LM virgins what its like?

How do you explain/warn LM virgins what its like?

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DustyC

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12,820 posts

261 months

Wednesday 28th April 2004
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How do you explain to someone that has never camped at LM before what its really like?

A lot of people say "warzone".

There are both good and bad things when camping at LM.
How do you prepare people for it?

hansgerd

1,274 posts

291 months

Wednesday 28th April 2004
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Just drop them into the cold water. It's the most effective way to get infected.

barry sheene

1,524 posts

290 months

Wednesday 28th April 2004
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It's like ' Carry on Camping' only with more beer, more noise and better jokes

ehasler

8,567 posts

290 months

Wednesday 28th April 2004
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If it's hot, lots of dust, if it's wet, Glastonbury.

Loads of beer

Not much sleep

Lots of noise

The most amazing collection of cars all parked up in fields surrounded by tents and beer bottle pyramids.

Mad people doing donuts and shooting fireworks from their hands or trouser pockets (although not usually at the same time)

Super Soakers

DustyC

Original Poster:

12,820 posts

261 months

Wednesday 28th April 2004
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Emotionally: Love, hate, lothing, fear, fun, exhaustion.

Physically: deaf, cut, broken, exhausted and wet (one way or another!)

V8 Archie

4,703 posts

255 months

Wednesday 28th April 2004
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I don't want to be warned! Let it creep up all unbeknownst on me like .

williamp

19,563 posts

280 months

Wednesday 28th April 2004
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V8 Archie.

If you don't want to be warned, do not click on www.beermountain.com

For the rest of you, I hope this helps

Will
5th time this year!

Ballistic Banana

14,700 posts

274 months

Wednesday 28th April 2004
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Its just Hoon with Loud cars down/ Beer/ look at Loud Cars pits and camping/Beer/Loud cars Racing/Beer/Loud cars at night/Beer and BBQ/Beer/Loud cars with Hangover/Beer/Loud cars hoon home/ Wash

BB

rosso rebel

303 posts

261 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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"/Loud cars hoon home/ Wash"

Hmmm, must admit that I was hoping there would be showers there.....! And definately going to need to invest in some ear plugs as I'm not the happiest of bunnies if i've had severe sleep deprevation (Well I am there for 5 nights!)




gt5s_1985

703 posts

263 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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You can't.

You can try all you want...

You can show them pictures, videos, whatever.

It's impossible to put into words. By using the word "virgins" I assume that you have already convinced them to go... they'll see soon enough!

How do you convince fence sitters to go? It is an automotive Woodstock, a love-in of high octane. Every type, model, and year car imaginable. Not behind some museum barrier but out being driven. Cruising around, "burning the carbon off those plugs"... using the cars for what they were intended for. A party with 100,000 of your closest friends, the majority of whom are total pistonheads...

Oh, yeah, there's a race or something the same weekend I think!!!

barry sheene

1,524 posts

290 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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gt5s_1985 said:
Oh, yeah, there's a race or something the same weekend I think!!!


the first time I went I never saw any racing at all, but spent a lovely 3 days in the Houx Annexe getting plastered.

DustyC

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12,820 posts

261 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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rosso rebel said:

Hmmm, must admit that I was hoping there would be showers there.....! And definately going to need to invest in some ear plugs as I'm not the happiest of bunnies if i've had severe sleep deprevation (Well I am there for 5 nights!)



ear plugs? ha!
You will need more than ear plugs. I wore earplugs and ear defenders the first year I was there.

Every year since I just drink more instead!

shnozz

28,008 posts

278 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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jolly good fun

DustyC

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12,820 posts

261 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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Do you drink Pimms?

Psychobert

6,316 posts

263 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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shnozz said:
jolly good fun



Worth considering taking a nail gun in case you end up camping on solid rock eh Shnozz?

DustyC

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12,820 posts

261 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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Psychobert said:

shnozz said:
jolly good fun




Worth considering taking a nail gun in case you end up camping on solid rock eh Shnozz?


Or a TVR S!

littlegearl

3,139 posts

264 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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just say be prepare to be in awe

shnozz

28,008 posts

278 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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DustyC said:

Psychobert said:


shnozz said:
jolly good fun





Worth considering taking a nail gun in case you end up camping on solid rock eh Shnozz?



Or a TVR S!




poor old psychobert had to hold all the guty ropes as I reversed onto them to hold the tent in place. well, what do you expect for bending them all with the deranged monkey impression that I came back to find when I left a psychologist to put up a tent.....

Psychobert

6,316 posts

263 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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shnozz said:


poor old psychobert had to hold all the guty ropes as I reversed onto them to hold the tent in place. well, what do you expect for bending them all with the deranged monkey impression that I came back to find when I left a psychologist to put up a tent.....


Fing funny as fk

I've never laughed so much in my life..

Apart from when the guy came back to check the arrangement of his plastic flowers under the gazebo next to us..

Or the mel flamethrower..

Or when Phil Collins dropped in to say hi..

Or wandering around aimlessly trying to find the mucky ladies tent..

Or that go kart race..

Or lighting a BBQ and having the smoke drift over the race track as the cars were going by at, what about 150mph..

Or the TVR dance..


Thats Le Mns for those that haven't been there before..

shnozz

28,008 posts

278 months

Thursday 29th April 2004
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a quality summary that mate.