Not going, but pretending you are
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We've decided that this weekend will be spent bar b q ing in the back garden, with eurosports booming out the telly on full volume. For added effect I have sourced the recipe for Tatifiette and will be polishing it off with grand marnia pancakes with nutella for dessert.
The Intention is to get several like minded souls round for the weekend and spend the time randomly revving engines to the limit, setting off fireworks for no apparent reason, shooting the neghbours and anyone else that passes with waterpistols, and I may even set fire to next doors fence in the wee small hours. I intend to start the weekend getting bladdered and drive to the roundabout at the end of the road to behave like an arse for several hours. I've already un plugged the fridge so that the special small bottles of watery ale are warming up nicely, I've put a big picture of an Audi on the wall in the garage and will be charging my mates an obscene amount of money for badly photoshopped pictures of them in the driving seat, I've pissed all over my toilet floor and pooed in my shower in preperation and asked the Romanian lady from down the road if she'd like to set up shop in my bog for the weekend, my entire house is being powered from a single trailing socket plugged in 8 doors away which will be un plugged at random times, but my final touch will be to make use of the 3 bags of builders sand to be sprinkled all over everybodies cars before they leave on sunday night, I will then burn my gazebo, invite in some low life theiving scum, and leave my back garden looking like land fill site.
Gutted I'm not going? You better belive it, but I'm determined to be there in spirit
The Intention is to get several like minded souls round for the weekend and spend the time randomly revving engines to the limit, setting off fireworks for no apparent reason, shooting the neghbours and anyone else that passes with waterpistols, and I may even set fire to next doors fence in the wee small hours. I intend to start the weekend getting bladdered and drive to the roundabout at the end of the road to behave like an arse for several hours. I've already un plugged the fridge so that the special small bottles of watery ale are warming up nicely, I've put a big picture of an Audi on the wall in the garage and will be charging my mates an obscene amount of money for badly photoshopped pictures of them in the driving seat, I've pissed all over my toilet floor and pooed in my shower in preperation and asked the Romanian lady from down the road if she'd like to set up shop in my bog for the weekend, my entire house is being powered from a single trailing socket plugged in 8 doors away which will be un plugged at random times, but my final touch will be to make use of the 3 bags of builders sand to be sprinkled all over everybodies cars before they leave on sunday night, I will then burn my gazebo, invite in some low life theiving scum, and leave my back garden looking like land fill site.
Gutted I'm not going? You better belive it, but I'm determined to be there in spirit
Are you sure your not goingmel said:
We've decided that this weekend will be spent bar b q ing in the back garden, with eurosports booming out the telly on full volume. For added effect I have sourced the recipe for Tatifiette and will be polishing it off with grand marnia pancakes with nutella for dessert.
The Intention is to get several like minded souls round for the weekend and spend the time randomly revving engines to the limit, setting off fireworks for no apparent reason, shooting the neghbours and anyone else that passes with waterpistols, and I may even set fire to next doors fence in the wee small hours. I intend to start the weekend getting bladdered and drive to the roundabout at the end of the road to behave like an arse for several hours. I've already un plugged the fridge so that the special small bottles of watery ale are warming up nicely, I've put a big picture of an Audi on the wall in the garage and will be charging my mates an obscene amount of money for badly photoshopped pictures of them in the driving seat, I've pissed all over my toilet floor and pooed in my shower in preperation and asked the Romanian lady from down the road if she'd like to set up shop in my bog for the weekend, my entire house is being powered from a single trailing socket plugged in 8 doors away which will be un plugged at random times, but my final touch will be to make use of the 3 bags of builders sand to be sprinkled all over everybodies cars before they leave on sunday night, I will then burn my gazebo, invite in some low life theiving scum, and leave my back garden looking like land fill site.
Gutted I'm not going? You better belive it, but I'm determined to be there in spirit
The Intention is to get several like minded souls round for the weekend and spend the time randomly revving engines to the limit, setting off fireworks for no apparent reason, shooting the neghbours and anyone else that passes with waterpistols, and I may even set fire to next doors fence in the wee small hours. I intend to start the weekend getting bladdered and drive to the roundabout at the end of the road to behave like an arse for several hours. I've already un plugged the fridge so that the special small bottles of watery ale are warming up nicely, I've put a big picture of an Audi on the wall in the garage and will be charging my mates an obscene amount of money for badly photoshopped pictures of them in the driving seat, I've pissed all over my toilet floor and pooed in my shower in preperation and asked the Romanian lady from down the road if she'd like to set up shop in my bog for the weekend, my entire house is being powered from a single trailing socket plugged in 8 doors away which will be un plugged at random times, but my final touch will be to make use of the 3 bags of builders sand to be sprinkled all over everybodies cars before they leave on sunday night, I will then burn my gazebo, invite in some low life theiving scum, and leave my back garden looking like land fill site.
Gutted I'm not going? You better belive it, but I'm determined to be there in spirit
TonyHetherington said:
"took a poo in my shower"....
So, so true.
Hope you enjoy mate
What - not one in the hand basin too .. you obviously have been staying in the posh campsites and not on Maison Blanche.. or been too bladdered to notice So, so true.
Hope you enjoy mate
Edited by rev-erend on Wednesday 11th June 14:18
I wasn't going up until I joined my mates in their funeral limo for a test drive / speaker system test and just could not handle not going anymore.
Need £500 for the kitty which should pay for everything including my 5th of the car so am now on my way to the cash machine.
WOOHOO I'M GOING TO LE MANS NOW!
sorry to rub it in your faces but I am a bit excited now
Need £500 for the kitty which should pay for everything including my 5th of the car so am now on my way to the cash machine.
WOOHOO I'M GOING TO LE MANS NOW!
sorry to rub it in your faces but I am a bit excited now
mikey_p said:
I wasn't going up until I joined my mates in their funeral limo for a test drive / speaker system test and just could not handle not going anymore.
Need £500 for the kitty which should pay for everything including my 5th of the car so am now on my way to the cash machine.
WOOHOO I'M GOING TO LE MANS NOW!
sorry to rub it in your faces but I am a bit excited now
There's always one, there are dozens of threads for you, but oh no you've come to pollute this one Need £500 for the kitty which should pay for everything including my 5th of the car so am now on my way to the cash machine.
WOOHOO I'M GOING TO LE MANS NOW!
sorry to rub it in your faces but I am a bit excited now
mel said:
We've decided that this weekend will be spent bar b q ing in the back garden, with eurosports booming out the telly on full volume. For added effect I have sourced the recipe for Tatifiette and will be polishing it off with grand marnia pancakes with nutella for dessert.
The Intention is to get several like minded souls round for the weekend and spend the time randomly revving engines to the limit, setting off fireworks for no apparent reason, shooting the neghbours and anyone else that passes with waterpistols, and I may even set fire to next doors fence in the wee small hours. I intend to start the weekend getting bladdered and drive to the roundabout at the end of the road to behave like an arse for several hours. I've already un plugged the fridge so that the special small bottles of watery ale are warming up nicely, I've put a big picture of an Audi on the wall in the garage and will be charging my mates an obscene amount of money for badly photoshopped pictures of them in the driving seat, I've pissed all over my toilet floor and pooed in my shower in preperation and asked the Romanian lady from down the road if she'd like to set up shop in my bog for the weekend, my entire house is being powered from a single trailing socket plugged in 8 doors away which will be un plugged at random times, but my final touch will be to make use of the 3 bags of builders sand to be sprinkled all over everybodies cars before they leave on sunday night, I will then burn my gazebo, invite in some low life theiving scum, and leave my back garden looking like land fill site.
Gutted I'm not going? You better belive it, but I'm determined to be there in spirit
Magic! Best laugh all week The Intention is to get several like minded souls round for the weekend and spend the time randomly revving engines to the limit, setting off fireworks for no apparent reason, shooting the neghbours and anyone else that passes with waterpistols, and I may even set fire to next doors fence in the wee small hours. I intend to start the weekend getting bladdered and drive to the roundabout at the end of the road to behave like an arse for several hours. I've already un plugged the fridge so that the special small bottles of watery ale are warming up nicely, I've put a big picture of an Audi on the wall in the garage and will be charging my mates an obscene amount of money for badly photoshopped pictures of them in the driving seat, I've pissed all over my toilet floor and pooed in my shower in preperation and asked the Romanian lady from down the road if she'd like to set up shop in my bog for the weekend, my entire house is being powered from a single trailing socket plugged in 8 doors away which will be un plugged at random times, but my final touch will be to make use of the 3 bags of builders sand to be sprinkled all over everybodies cars before they leave on sunday night, I will then burn my gazebo, invite in some low life theiving scum, and leave my back garden looking like land fill site.
Gutted I'm not going? You better belive it, but I'm determined to be there in spirit
mt10argyll said:
mel said:
We've decided that this weekend will be spent bar b q ing in the back garden, with eurosports booming out the telly on full volume. For added effect I have sourced the recipe for Tatifiette and will be polishing it off with grand marnia pancakes with nutella for dessert.
The Intention is to get several like minded souls round for the weekend and spend the time randomly revving engines to the limit, setting off fireworks for no apparent reason, shooting the neghbours and anyone else that passes with waterpistols, and I may even set fire to next doors fence in the wee small hours. I intend to start the weekend getting bladdered and drive to the roundabout at the end of the road to behave like an arse for several hours. I've already un plugged the fridge so that the special small bottles of watery ale are warming up nicely, I've put a big picture of an Audi on the wall in the garage and will be charging my mates an obscene amount of money for badly photoshopped pictures of them in the driving seat, I've pissed all over my toilet floor and pooed in my shower in preperation and asked the Romanian lady from down the road if she'd like to set up shop in my bog for the weekend, my entire house is being powered from a single trailing socket plugged in 8 doors away which will be un plugged at random times, but my final touch will be to make use of the 3 bags of builders sand to be sprinkled all over everybodies cars before they leave on sunday night, I will then burn my gazebo, invite in some low life theiving scum, and leave my back garden looking like land fill site.
Gutted I'm not going? You better belive it, but I'm determined to be there in spirit
Magic! Best laugh all week The Intention is to get several like minded souls round for the weekend and spend the time randomly revving engines to the limit, setting off fireworks for no apparent reason, shooting the neghbours and anyone else that passes with waterpistols, and I may even set fire to next doors fence in the wee small hours. I intend to start the weekend getting bladdered and drive to the roundabout at the end of the road to behave like an arse for several hours. I've already un plugged the fridge so that the special small bottles of watery ale are warming up nicely, I've put a big picture of an Audi on the wall in the garage and will be charging my mates an obscene amount of money for badly photoshopped pictures of them in the driving seat, I've pissed all over my toilet floor and pooed in my shower in preperation and asked the Romanian lady from down the road if she'd like to set up shop in my bog for the weekend, my entire house is being powered from a single trailing socket plugged in 8 doors away which will be un plugged at random times, but my final touch will be to make use of the 3 bags of builders sand to be sprinkled all over everybodies cars before they leave on sunday night, I will then burn my gazebo, invite in some low life theiving scum, and leave my back garden looking like land fill site.
Gutted I'm not going? You better belive it, but I'm determined to be there in spirit
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