It's War - French police vs the Brit's

It's War - French police vs the Brit's

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rev-erend

Original Poster:

21,536 posts

291 months

Thursday 19th June 2003
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OK - so it's seems the garlic eating retreat merchants
really had it in for the good old brit visiting Le Mans
this year ...

What was quite acceptable in prior years now ..
yes you've guessed it - get's a heafty tax.. sorry
fine.

So - what can us poor old brits do next year
and no - driving like a numpty there and back is not
an option.

Someone on here was right - we should not have given it back in 1944 !

FLAT 6

480 posts

267 months

Thursday 19th June 2003
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Au contrare, mon brave rever-end.

Me and the lads went through France like a hot knife throught butter, leaving Dieppe c. 10.30 am Thurs morn. Saw one gendarme all the way and he was busy breaking up an impromptu strike/roadblock near Gace.

Same business all the way home. Glorious roads, glorious speeds. And so onto Blighty. Good to be home...my arse. M25, M1 north was one of the shitest drives I have ever experienced and I'm a professional motorway cruncher..and to cap it all off, a mere 5 miles from home on the last leg from Chesterfield to Stockport, got video'd by a sneaky pig in a white van parked in a layby - expecting to go to court for that one.

Give me the Gendarmes anyday. If we tried to repeat our Friday Le Mans games at any UK race meeting the mounted riot police would be called in and we would all still be in the clink.

Au revior..next year I will mostly be driving to Le Mans from my home in Normandy.

Noodles 4.2

574 posts

269 months

Thursday 19th June 2003
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FLAT 6 said:
...a sneaky pig...


Aren't they all?

big_treacle

1,727 posts

267 months

Thursday 19th June 2003
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FLAT 6 said:
Me and the lads went through France like a hot knife throught butter


Same same - other than the million or in the immediate Le Mans area, we saw zero Frog-cops from Caen to Le Mans & back. We drove down late-ish Friday (arrived Le Mans about 8.30pm i think) & left pretty late, 9.30ish i think, on Sunday. Maybe they just couldn't catch up!

beaver

968 posts

291 months

Thursday 19th June 2003
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Same here too. 171 towards Rouen on the Wednesday, much overtaking on the Thursday to Le Mans, although did see a 964 RS and Maserati Spyder pulled over by a cop in the hard shoulder. More nonsense on the return trip (Sunday late morning) including overtaking a new M3 which was overtaking some other Brits at 150 on the N138 and a duel with a Tuscan S for most of the way back.

Just Trouble

700 posts

261 months

Thursday 19th June 2003
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Yes fully agree the frog B****ards were well out of hand but you cant beat them. SO next time you see a Frency on our roads pull in front slam on the anchors and give the FAMOUS two finger salute!!!! Let your feelings be known.

Thom

2,745 posts

280 months

Thursday 19th June 2003
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Just Trouble said:
SO next time you see a Frency on our roads pull in front slam on the anchors and give the FAMOUS two finger salute!!!! Let your feelings be known.


FYI any given french person will take the two finger sign for you having just taken them out of your nose.
In french you may raise only one finger if you want to be sure of the effect.

(I have to translate insults now , for the sake of international understanding and harmony )

>> Edited by Thom on Thursday 19th June 21:36

Red Griff

8 posts

261 months

Thursday 19th June 2003
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Had a good trip to Loiere then up to le manns approching Anjou-maine a very well dressed man on a blue moterbike forced me to stop and demanded money or he would take my griff 500 off me. Well you dont carry 750e on you so he took my licance off me and took me to the conveoient bank. Now broke I went on to the race.
I now will not buy any french goods and they can all go to hel+++ . Please support this action as we are just a sorce of revinue.

qualityscrew

503 posts

270 months

Thursday 19th June 2003
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Fantastic drive down from Cherbourg Friday AM and back again Monday PM. Hardly saw a Gendarme until......
Overtaking a long line of slow-moving traffic uphill, 'accidently' did some of the overtaking on a continuous white line, right in front of an unmarked plod clio. Got pulled, got let-off!

Vive la France!

Just Trouble

700 posts

261 months

Thursday 19th June 2003
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Thom FYI we English have had many a dust up with said Frenchies and many, many years ago when we had the best long bow archers in the world just before battle our archers would raise two fingers (the two fingers which drew the bow) as a gesture that they were about to kill.But if any of our guys were caught then the French would cut off the said two fingers and thus render the bowman useless.The French KNOW exactly what an Englishman means when raising the V sign.Cheers.

Le TVR

3,097 posts

258 months

Friday 20th June 2003
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Now let's see if I've got it right...
Several thousand tourists are going to come over, with the pre-declared intent of givin' it large and consuming as much alcohol as possible and all in the same place. They come at the same time every year (even the dumbest cop could be ready given 12 months notice ). Every year they publish stories about the speeds they get, so local BiB have been sh@t on from a great height to get it under control. Unfortunately a few get caught at speeds that would have Madcop calling out the SAS as back-up with live rounds. Given the circumstances I wouldn't expect a rational reaction to any moving traffic offence.


Lets transfer the race to Donnington. I'd reckon that after one year, the Blairite establishment would look at all the police reports of 2 and 3xNSL offences and ban ALL future races. They'd probably introduce legislation for mandatory GPS based speed restrictors for every vehicle so fast that you'd even vote for Hitlery Clinton to get the DoD to turn the system off.

C'mon guys.
Get real.

Le TVR

3,097 posts

258 months

Friday 20th June 2003
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Le TVR said:
that you'd even vote for Hitlery Clinton



fcuk me I must have been wound up..typing faster than the brain can think.

rude girl

6,937 posts

266 months

Friday 20th June 2003
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Oh bloody behave yourselves. What are you doing whining for getting a fine for doing 160 in an 80? Wind your necks in. We were all warned (on here) before we went that the French Police were going to crack down on speeds this year. As far as I can tell, not many (if anyone) were done for doing a bit over the limit - and if they were, it was 90Euros and no points, compare that with home.

FWIW, I think that the whole event was very sensitively policed. How many people were there (hundreds of thousands), and there was no trouble, minor speeding was overlooked, and the only people I saw pulled for burnouts were those who were stupid enough to do it under a uniformed nose. Maybe some of the police lacked a sense of humour, but mostly they just ignored us.

I for one won't be giving anyone the finger just because they're French.

Big_M

5,602 posts

270 months

Friday 20th June 2003
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Well said RudeGirl - as always.

bennno

12,743 posts

276 months

Friday 20th June 2003
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rude girl said:
Oh bloody behave yourselves. What are you doing whining for getting a fine for doing 160 in an 80? Wind your necks in. We were all warned (on here) before we went that the French Police were going to crack down on speeds this year. As far as I can tell, not many (if anyone) were done for doing a bit over the limit - and if they were, it was 90Euros and no points, compare that with home.

FWIW, I think that the whole event was very sensitively policed. How many people were there (hundreds of thousands), and there was no trouble, minor speeding was overlooked, and the only people I saw pulled for burnouts were those who were stupid enough to do it under a uniformed nose. Maybe some of the police lacked a sense of humour, but mostly they just ignored us.

I for one won't be giving anyone the finger just because they're French.




I WANT HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

rude girl

6,937 posts

266 months

Friday 20th June 2003
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bennno said:

I WANT HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.


Come to Mama, Benji-boy!

DustyC

12,820 posts

261 months

Friday 20th June 2003
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Le TVR said:

Le TVR said:
that you'd even vote for Hitlery Clinton




fcuk me I must have been wound up..typing faster than the brain can think.


I thought you did that on purpose! you should have kept quiet, that was the best bit!

Bodo

12,421 posts

273 months

Friday 20th June 2003
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spot on Le TVR and RudeGirl!

Thom

2,745 posts

280 months

Friday 20th June 2003
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Just Trouble said:
Thom FYI we English have had many a dust up with said Frenchies and many, many years ago when we had the best long bow archers in the world just before battle our archers would raise two fingers (the two fingers which drew the bow) as a gesture that they were about to kill.But if any of our guys were caught then the French would cut off the said two fingers and thus render the bowman useless.The French KNOW exactly what an Englishman means when raising the V sign.Cheers.

You should better stop dreaming for a couple of minutes.
The knowledge in history of monsieur numpty is not that wealthy.
That said if you pretend to know my compatriots better than me that's another matter.

Tripps

5,814 posts

279 months

Monday 23rd June 2003
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The best 900 miles I've ever driven, we didn't go mad, perhaps up to 140-150kph when 130 was allowed, as I'd heard 40kph over caused trouble.

However, it would appear that they go after the owners of the Exotica who's owners (they think) can stump up the fine.

No complaints from me (this year anyway!)..