Funniest LM Moment?
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The highlight for me was watching the nutters between Houx and Tertre Rouge on Friday night...any other PHers there?
The images of the 550 Maranello going sideways, a bloke on a Minimoto with his knee down, and the naked loony falling of his go-ped flat out onto his bare arse all happening simultaneously on the one roundabout will stick with me for years!
The images of the 550 Maranello going sideways, a bloke on a Minimoto with his knee down, and the naked loony falling of his go-ped flat out onto his bare arse all happening simultaneously on the one roundabout will stick with me for years!
There were loads of them....
1. Bennno running down the road after the Bread, water and ice van, opening the back doors and completely soaking them with water...
2. Mel dispatching an icebox full of water into a car load of blokes....
3. Mel and Bennno soaking some loon with the supersoakers was funny until the nutter ran rampage through the campsite wrecking tents and screaming that he was on medication....it turned out he just wanted a cuddle with Rudegirl...."I want her" he screamed...
4.Me, Mel,Rodders, Psychobert and Shnozz rotten drunk behind in the pits village ripping it out of everyone and chasing the sexy girls....
5. The four blokes in the black BMW that shouted and cheered at Mel when the Gendarmes had pulled him over.....seeing them pulled in themselves for speeding 5 miles further down the road was the funniest sight of the weekend, particularly for Mel!!!
6. And finally the geezer on the ferry who couldn't find his GT3 and was wandering around in a daze shouting " Where's my f***ing Porsche?"
Brilliant weekend!! Still buzzing today....
1. Bennno running down the road after the Bread, water and ice van, opening the back doors and completely soaking them with water...
2. Mel dispatching an icebox full of water into a car load of blokes....
3. Mel and Bennno soaking some loon with the supersoakers was funny until the nutter ran rampage through the campsite wrecking tents and screaming that he was on medication....it turned out he just wanted a cuddle with Rudegirl...."I want her" he screamed...
4.Me, Mel,Rodders, Psychobert and Shnozz rotten drunk behind in the pits village ripping it out of everyone and chasing the sexy girls....
5. The four blokes in the black BMW that shouted and cheered at Mel when the Gendarmes had pulled him over.....seeing them pulled in themselves for speeding 5 miles further down the road was the funniest sight of the weekend, particularly for Mel!!!
6. And finally the geezer on the ferry who couldn't find his GT3 and was wandering around in a daze shouting " Where's my f***ing Porsche?"
Brilliant weekend!! Still buzzing today....
Arnage on Saturday night. Some lit the largest firework I have ever seen in the middle of the road. It fell over and, in a huge cloud of smoke, fired about a dozen rockets straight into the crowd. We all dived for cover looking like news footage from Jerusalem. Once the fireworks had stopped, rather than a deathly hush descending on the crowd, everyone started jumping up and down cheering. A few burnt clothes, traumatised children and very unimpressed old French blokes but bloody funny.
The antics Friday afternoon outside parking bleu:
ie every car being stopped and forced to do weelspins including:
A Moggy minor van, a VW Combo and plethero of crap japanese and french cars driven by locals.
A mooning competition between various UK and German men in camping Beaujournais resulting in a line for 100 Uk blokes showing their bare a*ses to the world!.
Unlimited firework competitions going through the night until 5.30.
A guy putting petrol in his giant soaker to create a flame thrower!
Swimming gala in the fountain after the parade!
Too many more too mention, funniest weekend for a long time.
travelling back from the circuit after the race with bentley flags hanging out the car, a gendarmie on a bike overtook me, beeped the horn then gave me the thumbs up!!!
overtaking a TVR between mulsanne and indiapolis at 100mph - got it on video too!!!
maison blanche, never did this last year... its incredable!!! the guy who squirted the gendarmie right next to me then got a dressing down and the fat guy who fell off his bike and had ago at the guy who squirted him where highlights...
oh, and the guy in the british astra who wouldn't wheelspin for the crowd so they squirted him so he stopped went to find the guys (but couldn't) got back in the car and wheelspan off... nobbers!!!
oh and finally, my cars right-royal trouncing of the two MG "sportscars" in our little convoy, i was leaving mine in 4th when they were dropping out of 3rd overdrive for some manouvers!!!
good fun was had by all.
overtaking a TVR between mulsanne and indiapolis at 100mph - got it on video too!!!
maison blanche, never did this last year... its incredable!!! the guy who squirted the gendarmie right next to me then got a dressing down and the fat guy who fell off his bike and had ago at the guy who squirted him where highlights...
oh, and the guy in the british astra who wouldn't wheelspin for the crowd so they squirted him so he stopped went to find the guys (but couldn't) got back in the car and wheelspan off... nobbers!!!
oh and finally, my cars right-royal trouncing of the two MG "sportscars" in our little convoy, i was leaving mine in 4th when they were dropping out of 3rd overdrive for some manouvers!!!
good fun was had by all.
Friday night roundabout Houx tetra Rouge, havn't laughed so much for ages. at the end of the evening the CRS turned up and someone shouted " Where did you get those Thunderbird hats from" good job he didnt understand english, otherwise they would of locked him up and thrown away the key........
Mine was seeing Flasher's face when he found out there was no strippers there this year.
Ba ba ba ba...as the music went last year...apparently 
No it was definatley the `two taps' on the back of the head as Mel and Ben put it!
Which turned the Alfa driver from this -
To this.......................
in 0.3 Seconds
Quality, I was **** scared
>> Edited by jamer on Tuesday 17th June 22:48
Ba ba ba ba...as the music went last year...apparently
No it was definatley the `two taps' on the back of the head as Mel and Ben put it!
Which turned the Alfa driver from this -
To this.......................
in 0.3 Seconds Quality, I was **** scared
>> Edited by jamer on Tuesday 17th June 22:48
littlegearl said:
oh and finally, my cars right-royal trouncing of the two MG "sportscars" in our little convoy, i was leaving mine in 4th when they were dropping out of 3rd overdrive for some manouvers!!!
good fun was had by all.
You're a cheeky fecker - just cos i haven't afforded the supercharger yet...
If there were more twisties i'd have had your guts for garters my son....
Still, new engine it is! no, not me mate... did see the cossie pick up around though...
i have a mk 1 cavalier (as has been said hundreds of times on this forum), tbh i wasn't doing a ton as i passed the TVR becase i had hit the brakes as he pulled away from the side of the road failing to appreciate my closing speed...
i have a mk 1 cavalier (as has been said hundreds of times on this forum), tbh i wasn't doing a ton as i passed the TVR becase i had hit the brakes as he pulled away from the side of the road failing to appreciate my closing speed...
littlegearl said:
no, not me mate... did see the cossie pick up around though...
i have a mk 1 cavalier (as has been said hundreds of times on this forum), tbh i wasn't doing a ton as i passed the TVR becase i had hit the brakes as he pulled away from the side of the road failing to appreciate my closing speed...
ahh fair enough ... Think we saw you then ... British Mk1 Cavalier ....
Matthew69 said:
A guy putting petrol in his giant soaker to create a flame thrower!
I think you might find that it was actually white spirit ...
err wasn't it Mel My highlight of the weekend was learning to fire-eat and spit fire, except that I was burping white spirit for the whole of the next day. Yes Mel I know you said don't swallow but I couldn't help it
DontLIFT projectile Barfing in the middle of the town was quite funny, boy he must have a strong gut to throw it that far... and for so long....
Sat with feet in the fountain early on friday, watching the local drug dealers with the kids pram full of ganja and baby.
Going out in cherbourg on monday night for a nice french meal and a relaxing drink and ending up totaly w*nkered at 4am and a kebab after finding the french version of a lockin... ( pops had to drive my car home)
Quotes, mmm you probably had to be there but these were quite funny at the time
"So is that 5 mega pixels then "
and
" There is bound to be hookers in cherbourg" (there are)
Edited to add another funny moment...
After we abandoned the bus/sauna on the way to the drivers parade, we started walking into town... Dont Lift ( its that man again) decided he needed a pee so disappeared into the hedge, followed by a howl and the sound of things snapping. The hedge hid a slippery wooded bank that he fell down, the snapping was tree branches as he went... good job it wasnt a leg as he is a heavy bugger!!!!!!
Hence the ripped and green stained rob Barf T-shirt in later spotteds
>> Edited by Graham on Wednesday 18th June 22:49
Sat with feet in the fountain early on friday, watching the local drug dealers with the kids pram full of ganja and baby.
Going out in cherbourg on monday night for a nice french meal and a relaxing drink and ending up totaly w*nkered at 4am and a kebab after finding the french version of a lockin... ( pops had to drive my car home)
Quotes, mmm you probably had to be there but these were quite funny at the time
"So is that 5 mega pixels then "
and
" There is bound to be hookers in cherbourg" (there are)
Edited to add another funny moment...
After we abandoned the bus/sauna on the way to the drivers parade, we started walking into town... Dont Lift ( its that man again
) decided he needed a pee so disappeared into the hedge, followed by a howl and the sound of things snapping. The hedge hid a slippery wooded bank that he fell down, the snapping was tree branches as he went... good job it wasnt a leg as he is a heavy bugger!!!!!! Hence the ripped and green stained rob Barf T-shirt in later spotteds
>> Edited by Graham on Wednesday 18th June 22:49
cinqster said:
The highlight for me was watching the nutters between Houx and Tertre Rouge on Friday night...any other PHers there?
The images of the 550 Maranello going sideways, a bloke on a Minimoto with his knee down, and the naked loony falling of his go-ped flat out onto his bare arse all happening simultaneously on the one roundabout will stick with me for years!
Would that be this Fezzer
The bloke who fell of his go ped looked in shear pain later his arse cheeks were red raw, also the bloke on the minimoto was a loon but nearely got run over enough times when he kept doing 360's.
The Citreon Megane and the old mk 2( i think) red escort put most exotica to shame.
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edited to add the bloke on the moped who ha d brought it for 60 notes then at the end of thrashing it about run it against a boulder on the roudabout until the exhaust was bright red and about to explode then it died and the thunderbirds took it away
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>> Edited by Ballistic Banana on Wednesday 18th June 23:52
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