The Lockdown! LM2020
Discussion
chrisring said:
Great Vid
I believe Radio Le Mans are going to re run a previous 24 hour race.
I plan to spend time in the garden, bbq, beer and listen to RLM and schedule a few Zoom meetings with fellow race goers
Sounds perfect, Get one of your neighbours to turn on the hose pipe and direct it over the fence now and again, Le mans always seems to get the odd shower I believe Radio Le Mans are going to re run a previous 24 hour race.
I plan to spend time in the garden, bbq, beer and listen to RLM and schedule a few Zoom meetings with fellow race goers
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To do this properly, you need to set up your Argos gazebo (straight out of the box) not using instructions, whilst drinking as many warm Stubby beers as you can. Try to do this in your front garden as close to, if not encroaching a bit on your next door neighbour's flower bed. Get a 1980s ghetto blaster and scour ebay for some Dutch techno music. Do not play this yet.
If possible, run an extension cable via several un insulated joints from the nearest lamppost to your gazebo. Start lining up your empty stubbies along the front of your lawn where it joins the pavement. If you can, set up your Argos tent. Again, no instructions and consume as much warm beer as you can stomach. At this point, get you most sober mate to drive your car (uninsured obvs) to the local tip and pick up an old fridge with a noisy motor and dodgy door seal. On the way home, go via the supermarket and buy up all the disposable barbecues and more warm beer. Don't forget the meat for the barbecue and a French stick. Purchase nothing else.
On return to your front garden, plug in the fridge and fill with beer. If there's room, put the meat in too. If not, place it under your car which should now be on your lawn half under the gazebo. If the electric supply is still working, great. If not, sneak into your neighbour's garage and plug your extension cable in there.
Break out the folding chairs and consume more beer while encouraging anybody driving past to 'spin it up' and cheering/jeering as appropriate. Make lewd comments you wouldn't dare to make normally at home to any female passing by. About 8pm light the barbecue and half cook the meat. Consume more beer and after dark fire up the ghetto blaster with Dutch techno until 4am. If your neighbours complain, tell them to f--k off in as many European languages as you can. If you need a wee or a dump, your neighbour has plenty of flowerbeds. Don't forget to take a big roll with you though. In the morning, wake up and discover the now stale French stick on the grass. Decide it doesn't look too bad and consume half with a warm beer because someone left the fridge door open all night.
God I miss Le Mans.
If possible, run an extension cable via several un insulated joints from the nearest lamppost to your gazebo. Start lining up your empty stubbies along the front of your lawn where it joins the pavement. If you can, set up your Argos tent. Again, no instructions and consume as much warm beer as you can stomach. At this point, get you most sober mate to drive your car (uninsured obvs) to the local tip and pick up an old fridge with a noisy motor and dodgy door seal. On the way home, go via the supermarket and buy up all the disposable barbecues and more warm beer. Don't forget the meat for the barbecue and a French stick. Purchase nothing else.
On return to your front garden, plug in the fridge and fill with beer. If there's room, put the meat in too. If not, place it under your car which should now be on your lawn half under the gazebo. If the electric supply is still working, great. If not, sneak into your neighbour's garage and plug your extension cable in there.
Break out the folding chairs and consume more beer while encouraging anybody driving past to 'spin it up' and cheering/jeering as appropriate. Make lewd comments you wouldn't dare to make normally at home to any female passing by. About 8pm light the barbecue and half cook the meat. Consume more beer and after dark fire up the ghetto blaster with Dutch techno until 4am. If your neighbours complain, tell them to f--k off in as many European languages as you can. If you need a wee or a dump, your neighbour has plenty of flowerbeds. Don't forget to take a big roll with you though. In the morning, wake up and discover the now stale French stick on the grass. Decide it doesn't look too bad and consume half with a warm beer because someone left the fridge door open all night.
God I miss Le Mans.
Tyre Smoke said:
To do this properly, you need to set up your Argos gazebo (straight out of the box) not using instructions, whilst drinking as many warm Stubby beers as you can. Try to do this in your front garden as close to, if not encroaching a bit on your next door neighbour's flower bed. Get a 1980s ghetto blaster and scour ebay for some Dutch techno music. Do not play this yet.
If possible, run an extension cable via several un insulated joints from the nearest lamppost to your gazebo. Start lining up your empty stubbies along the front of your lawn where it joins the pavement. If you can, set up your Argos tent. Again, no instructions and consume as much warm beer as you can stomach. At this point, get you most sober mate to drive your car (uninsured obvs) to the local tip and pick up an old fridge with a noisy motor and dodgy door seal. On the way home, go via the supermarket and buy up all the disposable barbecues and more warm beer. Don't forget the meat for the barbecue and a French stick. Purchase nothing else.
On return to your front garden, plug in the fridge and fill with beer. If there's room, put the meat in too. If not, place it under your car which should now be on your lawn half under the gazebo. If the electric supply is still working, great. If not, sneak into your neighbour's garage and plug your extension cable in there.
Break out the folding chairs and consume more beer while encouraging anybody driving past to 'spin it up' and cheering/jeering as appropriate. Make lewd comments you wouldn't dare to make normally at home to any female passing by. About 8pm light the barbecue and half cook the meat. Consume more beer and after dark fire up the ghetto blaster with Dutch techno until 4am. If your neighbours complain, tell them to f--k off in as many European languages as you can. If you need a wee or a dump, your neighbour has plenty of flowerbeds. Don't forget to take a big roll with you though. In the morning, wake up and discover the now stale French stick on the grass. Decide it doesn't look too bad and consume half with a warm beer because someone left the fridge door open all night.
God I miss Le Mans.
If possible, run an extension cable via several un insulated joints from the nearest lamppost to your gazebo. Start lining up your empty stubbies along the front of your lawn where it joins the pavement. If you can, set up your Argos tent. Again, no instructions and consume as much warm beer as you can stomach. At this point, get you most sober mate to drive your car (uninsured obvs) to the local tip and pick up an old fridge with a noisy motor and dodgy door seal. On the way home, go via the supermarket and buy up all the disposable barbecues and more warm beer. Don't forget the meat for the barbecue and a French stick. Purchase nothing else.
On return to your front garden, plug in the fridge and fill with beer. If there's room, put the meat in too. If not, place it under your car which should now be on your lawn half under the gazebo. If the electric supply is still working, great. If not, sneak into your neighbour's garage and plug your extension cable in there.
Break out the folding chairs and consume more beer while encouraging anybody driving past to 'spin it up' and cheering/jeering as appropriate. Make lewd comments you wouldn't dare to make normally at home to any female passing by. About 8pm light the barbecue and half cook the meat. Consume more beer and after dark fire up the ghetto blaster with Dutch techno until 4am. If your neighbours complain, tell them to f--k off in as many European languages as you can. If you need a wee or a dump, your neighbour has plenty of flowerbeds. Don't forget to take a big roll with you though. In the morning, wake up and discover the now stale French stick on the grass. Decide it doesn't look too bad and consume half with a warm beer because someone left the fridge door open all night.
God I miss Le Mans.
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