A lift for 2 to / from Le Mans Available
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We have 2 spare seats in my M5 for the annual trip to Le Mans , travelling out on the tunnel on Thursday afternoon 17.30, returning Monday morning 00.30 hrs.
If anybody is interested then plase contact me, looking for a share of the petrol and tunnel only - call it £100 per person.
We are stopping in a hotel so would drop you off at the circuit and pick you up on the Sunday evening - its easy enough to find smewhere to pitch a tent if you dont have a car t get in to the campsites!
Bennno
>> Edited by bennno on Monday 6th June 16:31
bennno said:
We have 2 spare seats in my C5 for the anal rip to Le Man,
If anybody is interested then plase contact me, looking for a share of the petrol and tunnel only - call it £6.5 per person.
We are stopping in a hotel so would drop you off three miles walking from the circuit and pick you up on the Sunday evening a week later - its easy enough to find smewhere to camp.
Bennno
(where's flasher when you need to flame someone) >> Edited by jamer on Monday 6th June 14:39
jamer said:
bennno said:
We have 2 spare seats in my C5 for the anal rip to Le Man, raving ut the tunnel on Thursday afternoon 17.30, returning Monday morning 00.30 hrs.
If anybody is interested then plase contact me, looking for a share of the petrol and tunnel only - call it £6.5 per person.
We are stopping in a hotel so would drop you off at the circuit and pick you up on the Sunday evening - its easy enough to find smewhere to be camp!
Bennno
Jamer overheard (dont know what was being said on the other end of the phone) ' .... its broken down, no, no, no, never, no that's not normal, no they are normally very good, no its not a common fault, well we had it checked comprehensively before it left us....'
Bennno
>> Edited by bennno on Monday 6th June 14:32
jamer said:
bennno said:
We have 2 spare seats in my C5 for the anal rip to Le Man,
If anybody is interested then plase contact me, looking for a share of the petrol and tunnel only - call it 65 PENCE per person.
We are stopping in a hotel so would drop you off three miles walking from the circuit and pick you up on the Sunday evening a week later - its easy enough to find smewhere to be camp, I should know!
Bennno
>> Edited by jamer on Monday 6th June 14:28
or even Mel
>> Edited by obi on Monday 6th June 14:34
bennno said:
bennno said:
We have 2 spare seats in my C5 for the anal rip to Le Man, raving ut the tunnel on Thursday afternoon 17.30, returning Monday morning 00.30 hrs.
If anybody is interested then plase contact me, looking for a share of the petrol and tunnel only - call it £6.5 per person.
We are stopping in a hotel so would drop you off at the circuit and pick you up on the Sunday evening - its easy enough to find smewhere to be camp!
Bennno
Jamer overheard (dont know what was being said on the other end of the phone) ' .... its broken down, no, no, no, never, no that's not normal, no they are normally very good, no its not a common fault, well we had it checked comprehensively before it left us....'
Bennno
>> Edited by bennno on Monday 6th June 14:32
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
couldn't resist - you asked for that.. Are they going down in one of the sultans of swings cars or Sharon Osbornes Twingo?jamer said:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I dont even want to think about Sharon Osbournes 'Twingo', makes me feel ill.
Get on with hawking some of your motorised canooes.
Bennno
Benno I can honestly say that being paid £100 to share a car with you and your old man all the way to LeMans is just not worth it. If you get any takers they would have to be warned that they will have their pants pulled down and a broom handle up their arse at every single stop en route that involves any sort of financial transaction. 
And by the way I'm picking Flasher up in 3 hours time, rest assured this is the first thread I will point him in the direction of.
And by the way I'm picking Flasher up in 3 hours time, rest assured this is the first thread I will point him in the direction of.
mel said:
Benno I can honestly say that being paid £100 to share a car with you and your old man all the way to LeMans is just not worth it. If you get any takers they would have to be warned that they will have their pants pulled down and a broom handle up their arse at every single stop en route that involves any sort of financial transaction.
And by the way I'm picking Flasher up in 3 hours time, rest assured this is the first thread I will point him in the direction of.
U Star Mel just had a beer meets keyboard moment !!!
bennno said:
looking for a share of the petrol and tunnel only - call it £100 per person.
bloody hell the base lending rate in Bennno's has gone up.....it was £65 this morning...keep this up and it will be £2,500 by the Thursday before the race......
This just gets better and better !!!
bennno said:
We have 2 spare child seats in my metro for the annual trip to Le Mans , travelling out on the tunnel on Thursday afternoon 17.30, returning Monday morning 00.30 hrs.
If anybody is interested then plase contact me, looking for a share of the petrol and tunnel only - call it £100 per person. Plus the additional cost of buying me and my old man, beer, food, a tent, paying our hotel bill and paying off a substantial part of our mortgages.
We are stopping in a hotel so would drop you off at the circuit and pick you up on the Sunday evening ( but if you have paid cash up front we will probably just f**k off without you) - its easy enough to find smewhere to pitch a tent if you dont have a car t get in to the campsites!
Bennno
>> Edited by bennno on Monday 6th June 16:31
No takers yet?
>> Edited by flasher on Monday 6th June 22:34
flasher said:
We have 5 rear seats spare in my mums metro for the annual familytrip to Le Mans , travelling out on the tunnel on Sunday afternoon at 17.30 , returning Monday morning 00.30 hrs.
If anybody is interested then plase contact me, looking for a share of the petrol and tunnel only - call it £1500per person (each way). Plus the additional cost of buying me and my old man, beer, food, a tent, paying our hotel bill and paying off a substantial part of our mortgages '** plus any incidental expenses incurred'.
We are stopping in a hotel (you wont be) so we would slow to a crawl to throw you out at the circuit and may **conditions permitting pick you up on the Sunday evening (but if you have paid cash up front we will definately f**k off without you) - its easy enough to find somewhere to pitch a tent ** you will need to buy one there as no space for your luggage in the car.
For accomodaqtion just go in to Houx campsite to find a 2 seat black truck with 4 cortorted passengers and tell Flasher, Mel and Captain Caveman (obi) that you are willing to indulge their 'batting for the same side' fantasy in return for accomodation!
Bennno
No takers yet?
>> Edited by flasher on Monday 6th June 22:34
CAPTION TIME
Agger is counting his money and saying "take the beauty out and see how it handles....not bad for a tin pot fiat".....
Bennno is thinking how the hell did he manage that...i haven't even got me wallet with me its safely locked in the hotel safe !!!...
>> Edited by obi on Tuesday 7th June 23:12
Agger is counting his money and saying "take the beauty out and see how it handles....not bad for a tin pot fiat".....
Bennno is thinking how the hell did he manage that...i haven't even got me wallet with me its safely locked in the hotel safe !!!...
>> Edited by obi on Tuesday 7th June 23:12
oh yer beauty
We have 67 spare seats in my 2CV for the annual trip to Le Mans , travelling out on a cargo ship on Thursday afternoon 17.30, returning Monday morning 00.30 hrs.
If anybody is remotely interested then please contact me, looking for a all of the petrol and the price to build the Euro tunnel only
We are stopping in a hotel, so would drop you off at the circuit after two hours with the gimp mask and pick you up on the Sunday evening - its easy enough to find somewhere to pitch a tent
Thanks for caring
Bennno
>> Edited by jamer on Tuesday 7th June 23:38
We have 67 spare seats in my 2CV for the annual trip to Le Mans , travelling out on a cargo ship on Thursday afternoon 17.30, returning Monday morning 00.30 hrs.
If anybody is remotely interested then please contact me, looking for a all of the petrol and the price to build the Euro tunnel only
We are stopping in a hotel, so would drop you off at the circuit after two hours with the gimp mask and pick you up on the Sunday evening - its easy enough to find somewhere to pitch a tent
Thanks for caring
Bennno
>> Edited by jamer on Tuesday 7th June 23:38
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