French Driving - Top Tips

French Driving - Top Tips

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goodlife

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1,852 posts

266 months

Sunday 15th May 2005
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Not a 'remember to drive on the left' nanny-like thread, but hopefully a real-life useful info thread for intelligent drivers.

Top-tip #1: Remember that Les Francais do NOT stop for pedestrians at zebra crossings, so if YOU decide to haul the brakes and stop, watch out for inattentive Jean-Paul behind you as he will not expect you to be slowing.

Top-tip #2: Carry at least €90 in cash with you at all times. Speeding fines must be paid on the spot so if you have no cash you will be escorted to the nearest cashpoint to make a withdrawal and pay the fine.

Top tip #3: Sidelights are illegal (yes, really). Either use no lights or main beams.

up-the-dubs

4,282 posts

236 months

Monday 16th May 2005
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goodlife said:
Sidelights are illegal (yes, really). Either use no lights or main beams.


Seriously???

Whats the story with those beam bender things? Lots of photos of peoples cars there but can't spot any covered lights.

Tripps

5,814 posts

279 months

Monday 16th May 2005
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up-the-dubs said:
Whats the story with those beam bender things? Lots of photos of peoples cars there but can't spot any covered lights.
You should stricly have a set on but most don't due to the hassle involved.

Chuck a Halfrauds set in your car and worry about it if it gets dark, otherwise carry on without them!

up-the-dubs

4,282 posts

236 months

Monday 16th May 2005
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Tripps said:

worry about it if it gets dark


Cheers.

blackscooby

333 posts

287 months

Monday 16th May 2005
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No sidelights ?

Hmmm bugger. Saab comes with sidelights on all the time. Can't turn the buggers off

Toe Tags

64 posts

238 months

Monday 16th May 2005
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goodlife said:
Top tip #3: Sidelights are illegal (yes, really). Either use no lights or main beams.


Are you refering to Fog Lights?

I don't think side lights are an issue as some cars sidelights (Volvo, Saab etc) are permanently on.

Tripps

5,814 posts

279 months

Monday 16th May 2005
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Toe Tags said:
I don't think side lights are an issue as some cars sidelights (Volvo, Saab etc) are permanently on.
And TVR headlights are about as useful as Saab/Volvo side lights and I've never heard of any problems.

The Haynes Driving Abroad book mentions nothing of it, but I've heard the rule before, so I guess some other European countries apply it and EU harmonisation will probably mean France too in the future...

Nuggs

4,640 posts

241 months

Monday 16th May 2005
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Tripps said:

And TVR headlights are about as useful as using two candles lashed to the grille


Not much chance of blinding anyone anywhere, even without the beam benders!

blackscooby

333 posts

287 months

Monday 16th May 2005
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Nuggs said:

Tripps said:

And TVR headlights are about as useful as using two candles lashed to the grille



Not much chance of blinding anyone anywhere, even without the beam benders!


oh and I can't fit beam benders either on the HID lights.... Just won't drive in the dark !

Tripps

5,814 posts

279 months

Monday 16th May 2005
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blackscooby said:
oh and I can't fit beam benders either on the HID lights.... Just won't drive in the dark !
That's my plan, chances are I'd spend an age cutting up the benders to fit the tiny lights, then find the one fitted to gas discharge main beams had melted causing a sticky mess!

dj_rog

87 posts

264 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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blackscooby said:
No sidelights ?

Hmmm bugger. Saab comes with sidelights on all the time. Can't turn the buggers off



Just pull the correct fuse and it all goes dark...

blackscooby

333 posts

287 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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dj_rog said:

blackscooby said:
No sidelights ?

Hmmm bugger. Saab comes with sidelights on all the time. Can't turn the buggers off




Just pull the correct fuse and it all goes dark...


Fuse 35 pulled and all is dark

t1grm

4,656 posts

291 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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goodlife said:
Not a 'remember to drive on the left' nanny-like thread, but hopefully a real-life useful info thread for intelligent drivers.

Top-tip #1: Remember that Les Francais do NOT stop for pedestrians at zebra crossings, so if YOU decide to haul the brakes and stop, watch out for inattentive Jean-Paul behind you as he will not expect you to be slowing.

Well they do if the pedestrian is already on the crossing - usually.

Top-tip #2: Carry at least €90 in cash with you at all times. Speeding fines must be paid on the spot so if you have no cash you will be escorted to the nearest cashpoint to make a withdrawal and pay the fine.

Top tip #3: Sidelights are illegal (yes, really). Either use no lights or main beams.


Never heard that one before. What do they do about Saabs and Volvos?

Also remember on local roads traffic pulling out from the right has right of way and also, on some roundabouts traffic entering the roundabout has right of way. Although the latter are few and far between now.

Nuggs

4,640 posts

241 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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t1grm said:
Top tip #3: Sidelights are illegal (yes, really). Either use no lights or main beams.

Never heard that one before. What do they do about Saabs and Volvos? [/quote]
I guess if those going down in the Swedes are worried, all they need to do is make sure that the headlights are on all the time?

t1grm

4,656 posts

291 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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Nuggs said:

t1grm said:
Top tip #3: Sidelights are illegal (yes, really). Either use no lights or main beams.


Never heard that one before. What do they do about Saabs and Volvos?

I guess if those going down in the Swedes are worried, all they need to do is make sure that the headlights are on all the time?[/quote]

Yes but what about French people that own Volvos and Saabs? Do they disable them just for the French market?

Truckosaurus

12,047 posts

291 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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The DRL's on my Volvo are the 'dipped beam', you have to turn the switch to get 'sidelights'.