That's it: 1000 posts. The first one was on July 12th, that makes an average of 3.83 posts per day. Now if you remove all my pointless, vacuous posts there may remain 1% of the total: not bad!
Ah, don't worry about it Thom, we all enjoy your posts. Especially memorable were the posts. If memory serves you were on holiday and accessed a computer after tossing back a few... Classic!