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[PetrolTed]

For more experienced users seeking to make their messages prettier , I've added a [url] code.

Format is {url}text|longUglyHyperlink{/url} where the curly brakets are replaced with square braces.

[CarZee]

jolly good

just testing

[Podie]

CarZee - I wouldn't exactty call fffnh.com "jolly"...

[JonRB]

The "more experienced users" have been using raw HTML to achieve the same effect for flippin' ages!

As in {a href="url"}Text{/a} (replace curly braces with angle brackets)

>> Edited by JonRB on Thursday 1st August 13:09

[CarZee]

quote:CarZee - I wouldn't exactly call fffnh.com "jolly"...

Perhaps it would be injuducious of me to ask what you would call it then?

[Podie]

Not wanting to be pedantic... but do you mean "injudicious"...?

Difficult to put into one word... I'll work on it...

Out of curiosity, is fffnh an acronym?



>> Edited by Podie on Thursday 1st August 13:23

[JonRB]

quote:Not wanting to be pedantic... but do you mean "injudicious"...?

injudicious

In`ju*di"cious, a. [Pref. in- not + judicious; cf. F. injudicieux.] 1. Not judicious; wanting in sound judgment; undiscerning; indiscreet; unwise; as, an injudicious adviser.

I've never known CarZee to be indiscreet!

[cpn]

quote:
Out of curiosity, is fffnh an acronym?

And while he is at it, tell us more about his famous cat

[CarZee]

quote:Not wanting to be pedantic... but do you mean "injudicious"...?

Too bloody right I did : "wanting in sound judgment" as per JonRB's helpful interjection. Stated under the self-deprecating premise that your answer would be "Bagoshite" or similar

FFFnH.. well have a few guesses what it stands for - I told JonRB the other day so he's ineligible.

As for the cat - well Fat Bob is law unto himself, as are our other two - Orange & Marshy... never a dull moment with that lot..

>> Edited by CarZee on Thursday 1st August 16:32

[Podie]

CarZee - sorry to burst your bubble, but I actually find FFFnH quite entertaining... notably the rants, although Fat Bob is certainly not without his charms. I merely wish I had as much free time as your good self...

[CarZee]

glad you find the site amusing Podie

believe it or not, somedays I wish I had less free time. Just once in a while I'd like to leave work feeling like I've achieved something. Not too often though, eh ?

[GregE240]

Steady on there mate, you almost sounded apologetic

[Podie]

CarZee - believe me.. if you had to put up with the amount of red tape that I do (the only place you'd find more is somewhere that manufactures the stuff!) a little light entertainment / rant goes a long way to maintaining my sanity...

... still got no idea what FFFnH stands for though.. - is it a bit like "TESCO" stands for "good food at low prices"...?

[CarZee]

quote:Steady on there mate, you almost sounded apologetic

Almost.. clearly the aberrative effect of being in a pre-caffeine state of melancholy..

But I feel better now. What time does the pub open?

[GregE240]

No go-go juice at 10:20 ? You're slacking, man !

The pub opens shortly, FYI. 'Twill be visited today, if only to confirm that one of our less useful contractors here does indeed carry out his threat and leave today. I very much doubt the plumbing world or any other vocation will welcome him with open arms - I wouldn't trust him to sit the right way on the toilet.

[Podie]

quote:
I wouldn't trust him to sit the right way on the toilet.

C'mon CarZee - what does FFFnH stand for?

[scruff400]

quote:
What time does the pub open?

Eleven minutes and counting...

[Imelda]

FFFnH - Find, Fondle, Fing......er no that's wrong. That's the 5F rule.

I give up.

[Podie]

F***, F***, F***, no, Hell....?

[Podie]

Fnar, Fnar, Fnar 'n' Hurump...?

C'mon put me out of my misery...