You know you've chosen the right car when ...

[Pioneer]

... you pull it out the garage at 8am just so you can look at it from your office window when you start work

[coco79]

thread is useless without pictures..

[Wlr]

Pioneer said:

... you pull it out the garage at 8am just so you can look at it from your office window when you start work

You are not alone

[lanan]

Or...After parking the car, you look back at it.
The day you just park and walk away, is the time to change

[Pioneer]

coco79 said:

thread is useless without pictures..

Can't see it now, the missus has parked right in front of my window

[Slickhillsy]

A Range Rover???

[AyBee]

Slickhillsy said:

A Range Rover???

It's a Discovery

[RamboLambo]

......When its a 650S spider

[coco79]

Or when you fill it up at the petrol station and keep glancing back at it whilst your queuing to pay

[RamboLambo]

lanan said:

Or...After parking the car, you look back at it.
The day you just park and walk away, is the time to change

Yeah, I never heard of that until the other day when some lad said it to me.
18 months later I'm still looking several times

[simonr100]

But you really know when you have chosen the right car when a hot woman stops you when parking and she tells you that she wants to fk your car!

[Wilmslowboy]

simonr100 said:

But you really know when you have chosen the right car when a hot woman stops you when parking and she tells you that she wants to ........car!

[SELON]

simonr100 said:

But you really know when you have chosen the right car when a hot woman stops you when parking and she tells you that she wants to fk your car!

My missus f'd my car once. She drove it into the front of my house.

[SELON]

simonr100 said:

But you really know when you have chosen the right car when a hot woman stops you when parking and she tells you that she wants to fk your car!

Are you sure you weren't just parking it really badly and your hearing aid wasn't up to full volume?

[SELON]

simonr100 said:

But you really know when you have chosen the right car when a hot woman stops you when parking and she tells you that she wants to fk your car!

Can you advise as to time and location of this exchange please. For academic reasons.

[andrew]

simonr100 said:

But you really know when you have chosen the right car when a hot woman stops you when parking and she tells you that she wants to fk your car!

you must be pretty unattractive if she prefers to fk a ton of plastic

[SELON]

andrew said:

simonr100 said:

But you really know when you have chosen the right car when a hot woman stops you when parking and she tells you that she wants to fk your car!

you must be pretty unattractive if she prefers to fk a ton of plastic

A ton of plastic? Some ladies would love 8" of plastic.


Can't be sexist, some men would as well. So I am told.

[andrew]

SELON said:

andrew said:

simonr100 said:

But you really know when you have chosen the right car when a hot woman stops you when parking and she tells you that she wants to fk your car!

you must be pretty unattractive if she prefers to fk a ton of plastic

A ton of plastic? Some ladies would love 8" of plastic.


Can't be sexist, some men would as well. So I am told.

try the "other andrew"

[Wilmslowboy]

SELON said:

My missus f'd my car once. She drove it into the front of my house.

PMSL

[DoubleD]

Ha ha