Musing on cheaper petrol?

Musing on cheaper petrol?

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AstonZagato

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13,016 posts

217 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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I was thinking about how we all fill up as we leave a country that has cheaper fuel.

What would the legality / practicality of buying a tanker full in a low tax country and bringing it back for personal use?

I presume you'd have to buy it in the EU to avoid any more duty. I presume you'd have to have a safe way of storing it. I guess petrol only lasts a short time. How many tankfulls are in a tanker? How long will it last?

I also presume that HMRC would close down this idea if it actually worked.

MG CHRIS

9,170 posts

174 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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Bad idea really you will need a tanker first then someone to drive it to where ever the cheap petrol is then put petrol to put in the tanker plus many other factors it be cheaper to buy in this country get used to it im affraid. Also i bet it not that much cheaper anywhere else well apart from america of course.

El Capitano

1,155 posts

200 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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have a look at this pic i took in Saudi last month.....





on the right there, just shy of 30 litres of petrol, 7.3 Riyals, works out to about £1.20. eek or 4 pence per litre!
idea Just need to find a way to get it home now!

Edited by El Capitano on Saturday 29th January 20:16

megatron

172 posts

168 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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You know i was thinking the same thing this morning.
People get away with bringing lorry loads of cigarettes into the country and selling them on, so how hard could it be to bring a petrol tanker back and sell it on? (however highly illegal and absurd it sounds, it has to be possible)

And before half of pistonheads go off on a little high and mighty rant, this is just a hypothetical situation. And i was simply wondering if it had ever been tried before.

Deva Link

26,934 posts

252 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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megatron said:
You know i was thinking the same thing this morning.
People get away with bringing lorry loads of cigarettes into the country and selling them on, so how hard could it be to bring a petrol tanker back and sell it on? (however highly illegal and absurd it sounds, it has to be possible)
I doubt it is possible - EuroTunnel wouldn't carry it, and I can't imagine the ferry companies would either.

And where in the EU has suitably cheap fuel?

steveo3002

10,658 posts

181 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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what stopping someone labeling up some fuel with a dash of additivie in it as "fuel system cleaner" or someother kind of maintence product and selling it as such avoiding the tax?

schmalex

13,616 posts

213 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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Deva Link said:
I doubt it is possible - EuroTunnel wouldn't carry it, and I can't imagine the ferry companies would either.

And where in the EU has suitably cheap fuel?
Fuel in the Canaries is about 80p/litre. A tad awkward to get the tanker to blighty, though

PHmember

2,487 posts

178 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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steveo3002 said:
what stopping someone labeling up some fuel with a dash of additivie in it as "fuel system cleaner" or someother kind of maintence product and selling it as such avoiding the tax?
The term 'fuel duty', that's what.

glazbagun

14,459 posts

204 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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steveo3002 said:
what stopping someone labeling up some fuel with a dash of additivie in it as "fuel system cleaner" or someother kind of maintence product and selling it as such avoiding the tax?
Nothing apart form the absolute raping C&E would give them if caught. You can fuel your car on anything you want so long as you pay duty on it, and as soon as you power your car on it, it becomes liable.

This is what they have to say about red diesel & kerosene use in engines:

http://customs.hmrc.gov.uk/channelsPortalWebApp/ch...

TBH, the punishments don't seem as severe as I expected.

tubbystu

3,846 posts

267 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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Given Customs limit the size of the fitted fuel tank on a truck to 2,000l (IIRC) via safety interpretations and "construction and use regs", to avoid hauliers making excessive surreptitious imports.

There were some trucks where almost the entire tractor chassis space had been made up into several tanks, totalling almost 5,000l, whistle but when full you are carrying an additional 3 tonne over the regular tanks which might negate the benefit. It is also well iffy to transfer pump heavy fuel oil between vehicles without the proper facilities.... whistle

The carriage of bulk fuel would be notifiable to ferry and/or eurotunnel and VAT & duty would be payable on import, and you would have to reclaim the VAT & duty paid in country of origin etc.

So, it is impossible.

You would stand a better chance with getting a 40' container of cocaine in, and then using the profit to offset the higher fuel prices. biggrin

jeff666

2,352 posts

198 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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El Capitano said:
have a look at this pic i took in Saudi last month.....





on the right there, just shy of 30 litres of petrol, 7.3 Riyals, works out to about £1.20. eek or 4 pence per litre!
idea Just need to find a way to get it home now!

Edited by El Capitano on Saturday 29th January 20:16
I feel sick now,,,,

The Tea Boy

4,129 posts

242 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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tubbystu said:
You would stand a better chance with getting a 40' container of cocaine in, and then using the profit to offset the higher fuel prices. biggrin
rofl

Backtobasics

1,182 posts

190 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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Somali pirates have just borrowed a tanker, have a word, see if they can park it in poole

EDLT

15,421 posts

213 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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El Capitano said:
have a look at this pic i took in Saudi last month.....





on the right there, just shy of 30 litres of petrol, 7.3 Riyals, works out to about £1.20. eek or 4 pence per litre!
idea Just need to find a way to get it home now!

Edited by El Capitano on Saturday 29th January 20:16
I'll pay the £1.30/l if it means no sharia law tbh.

Pigeon

18,535 posts

253 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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El Capitano said:
just shy of 30 litres of petrol, 7.3 Riyals, works out to about £1.20. eek or 4 pence per litre!
What the fk? Crude at $90/barrel is about 36p/litre, how the mouldy biscuit do they manage to be selling the refined product at not much more than a tenth of that?


volvoforlife

724 posts

170 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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EDLT said:
I'll pay the £1.30/l if it means no sharia law tbh.
+1

But my god its cheap. and someone once told me that everyone/everything has a price.

NHK244V

3,358 posts

179 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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Pigeon said:
What the fk? Crude at $90/barrel is about 36p/litre, how the mouldy biscuit do they manage to be selling the refined product at not much more than a tenth of that?
Mainly cos they are the ones who sell it at 90 dollars a barrel and it don't cost that to take out the ground i would assume ?

AstonZagato

Original Poster:

13,016 posts

217 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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tubbystu said:
The carriage of bulk fuel would be notifiable to ferry and/or eurotunnel and VAT & duty would be payable on import, and you would have to reclaim the VAT & duty paid in country of origin etc.

So, it is impossible.

You would stand a better chance with getting a 40' container of cocaine in, and then using the profit to offset the higher fuel prices. biggrin
Ah. That was the answer i was looking for. It would appear that HMRC is ahead of me.

I think I'll pass on the cocaine idea. I have read Layer Cake.
biggrin

El Capitano

1,155 posts

200 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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EDLT said:
I'll pay the £1.30/l if it means no sharia law tbh.
Likewise, which is why the bus that was filling up, was also taking me to the airport to fly home! Crazy place. Honestly the only good thing I saw in 3 months of living in that place...

madala

5,063 posts

205 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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jeff666 said:
I feel sick now,,,,
...don't feel so sick....would you really want to live there?.....nah....I thought so.....smile