Can you top this madness?

Can you top this madness?

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Patrick Bateman

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12,319 posts

181 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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Driving past a Reliant Robin on the dual-carriageway early this morning, looks like sparks coming from the thing and a grinding sound, 'what the fk' I think to myself.

Using your brake disc as a tyre isn't recommended...


Just spoke to my dad there and he said he saw a shredded tyre at a roundabout a few miles before it. Beggars belief.

Pigeon

18,535 posts

253 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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Saw a Mini (a real one, not an FWD BMW) being driven down the A38 with the n/s/r brake locked on and the tyre screeching along like a good'un. Wonder how far he got before it burst...

tim2100

6,287 posts

264 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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Pigeon said:
Saw a Mini (a real one, not an FWD BMW) being driven down the A38 with the n/s/r brake locked on and the tyre screeching along like a good'un. Wonder how far he got before it burst...
Aren't the real bl minis fwd as well?

Pigeon

18,535 posts

253 months

Saturday 29th January 2011
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Indeed they are, hence it being able to drag a locked rear wheel along the road. They're nothing to do with BMW though smile

OllieWinchester

5,679 posts

199 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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Someone post the video of that W124 Merc heading for the Ferry with, erm, a bit of damage to the NSF...

redstu

2,287 posts

246 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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Two weeks ago my mate saw an 09 astra hit the central reservation at the corner house on the coast road Newcastle, probably doing 40 mph.

A mile and a half further on the driver noticed the smoke from the wheel arches and decided it was time to pull over.

tezzer

983 posts

193 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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Did the lowly reliant robin's HAVE discs ?

andy43

10,548 posts

261 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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If you took the wheel off and found a big enough brake disc with the right stud pattern, in theory it'd work...

FreeLitres

6,102 posts

184 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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OllieWinchester said:
Someone post the video of that W124 Merc heading for the Ferry with, erm, a bit of damage to the NSF...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX23cZ1dShU

hehe

tim2100

6,287 posts

264 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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Patrick Bateman

Original Poster:

12,319 posts

181 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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Now that Merc is impressive. biggrin

Tsippy

15,078 posts

176 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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tim2100 said:
eek


Morningside

24,114 posts

236 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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Tsippy said:
tim2100 said:
eek
Shocking. I wonder if the sat-nav says 'At the end of the road, keep going straight'!

durbster

10,729 posts

229 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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FreeLitres said:
Blimey, that's beyond mental. Surely at the very least the brake fluid would be drained completely.

Hugo a Gogo

23,383 posts

240 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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last week saw a little 1.1 Kia towing (with one of those solid bars) a K11 Micra with it's front wheel locked

the wheel rim was wearing away, it still had the plastic wheeltrim on too, except for the bottom inch

that Merc is brilliant though, what a bloody idiot

yoof full chav

40,133 posts

194 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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Dont know if it would top any of the ones already posted, but i had to catch an aa tow truck once, towing a family's xsara picasso along, with one rear wheel locked, and the guy didnt even notice when the tyre exploded, so had to chase him and let our lass get his attention and point it out.

geeteeaye

2,369 posts

166 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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FreeLitres said:
sttin nora! From reading the comments he was pissed up and hit a parked car? Imagine the state of the other car, mad mad bd.

Muntu

7,653 posts

206 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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At least this guy actually made an effort to do a repair before hitting the road

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWfzPLeQSAM&fea...

sliced bread

202 posts

226 months

Sunday 30th January 2011
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A few years ago I heard an awful clanking sound from the road past my house but got to the window too late to spot what was occurring. Two days later the weekly paper revealed all with its report of an old dear in a Metro who drove the eight miles from Chobham to Weybridge on a flat tyre, where she was pulled in by the police for a chat. Told them the car started 'making a noise' in Chobham so she turned up the radio to drown it out so she could continue on her journey. They're all out there.