There's one more star in bunny heaven tonight :'(

[AcidReflux]

I'd like to apologise to the family of the bunny I despatched during my impromptu nocturnal mini-hoon just now. In my defence I'd like to point out that he did run out from a place of safety on a tasty-looking verge to meet my sump in the middle of the road, and that the fact there was neither hesitation on the accelerator nor a twitch of the steering wheel in no way means I'm not remorseful.

And apologies to the collection of serene but dopey deer for whom my appearance around a bend and sudden application of brakes must have been slightly distracting. But you didn't have to take so bloody long to wander out of my way as I waited to continue my important journey.


I dedicate this post to any others who were similarly inspired to drive just for pleasure this evening. And just how do you find deserted roads where there isn't a constant threat of wandering wildlife disrupting progress?

[007 VXR]

I had great fun today , just around and visiting sister and a good mate

No bunny killing for me

Edited by 007 VXR on Thursday 20th January 00:37

[Road Pest]

I have to negotiate suicidal bunnies every day driving in and out of my home. Fortunately I've only ever hit one and in my defense it was comatosed by the weather and in the road at the bottom of a icy hill.

[EDLT]

AcidReflux said:

And just how do you find deserted roads where there isn't a constant threat of wandering wildlife disrupting progress?

You tear around your town centre, obviously.

[mybrainhurts]

I had great fun today, just around and going to the toilet...

[Kit80]

I thought you got 50 interent points for killing bunnies? Or was that old ladies? I forget.

[007 VXR]

Kit80 said:

I thought you got 50 interent points for killing bunnies? Or was that old ladies? I forget.

Young mums worth more

[BDR529]

Was having a good hoon down the South Wales mountain roads earlier with a couple of friends, the road isn't fenced off from anything, meaning we nearly hit a couple of sheep, and even a horse at one point

[Pints]

Not the thread I thought I'd be reading. I expected to hear that one of Hugh's lady-friends had departed this mortal coil, with cries from the PH massive of "this thread is useless without pics".

As you were.

[AcidReflux]

Pints said:

Not the thread I thought I'd be reading. I expected to hear that one of Hugh's lady-friends had departed this mortal coil

Nah - hitting one of those would have made a mess of my car.

[Daniel1]

hora said:

Middle of the Peaks on a straight a few years ago- car infront slammed on from 60 - 0. I overtook as there was nothing infront of them to see a bunny hop infront, look at me then bump bump bump....carried on and looked back in my rear view mirror to see a middle-aged couple looking upset.

WTF. Idiots.

you have a six wheeled car?