Footballist forgets his car

[Jonboy_t]

May be a repost......

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/19012011/58/premier-...

How the hell can that happen?!?!?! I know nothing about football other than some homosexuals kick an inflated sheeps bladder towards some bits of wood, but I didn't think you needed to be a complete retard to become one.

[adycav]

Two points:

1) I have rarely read so many Clarkson-isms in such a small amount of text (your post, not the news article)
2) It must have been a 996

Edited by adycav on Wednesday 19th January 20:07

[DaGuv]

Because he is thick.

[Ferg]

adycav said:

Two points:

1) I have rarely read so many Clarkson-isms in such a small amount of text (your post, not the news article)

LOL!! Quite.

[VeeFour]

The first time Clarkson did that joke about football might have been (vaguely) funny.

It's not funny when it's posted on a forum.

Is this you?

[Jonboy_t]

Not heard Clarkson say that, it has been my opinion of the little darlings for many years now.

And no, that picture is not me.

[CampDavid]

His mum died when he was very young and his Dad's been down for dealing crack. Even though he's apparently illiterate he's done pretty bloody well to become a premier league footballer.

To be honest, remembering that he owns a Porsche is probably the least of his worries