Why is the Micra so hated ?

Why is the Micra so hated ?

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J4CKO

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42,770 posts

207 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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We had one as a courtesy car for a week a while back and I quite liked it, spacious inside , revvy 1.4 engine meant it wasnt that slow, it cornered ok and rode very well. I even quite like the looks in a so ugly it's alright kind of way, they are very reliable I beleive and fairly safe. I liked its basic nature and lack of pretension, I reserve my ire for A3 cabriolets (looks like a bloody pram ffs), huge off roaders driven badly and anything with Disco rope lights under the headlights driven by Gareth Cheesman types.

I have to add that I drove my aunts 1.0 earlier shape Micra and that was truly hateful to drive, woefully short on power and would make me commit suicide but the later 1.4 was actually pretty good.

Dont see all the hate for them on here, I dont really think I have ever been held up that badly by one, the Honda Jazz stands out as a pensioner Perambulator par excellence in that respect.

So, just for giggles I will take mine as a 2nd gen one with a 2.0 Primera engine, perhaps a GTiR unit driving all four wheels.

BRISTOL86

545 posts

171 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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I had one as a courtesy car last week when my car went in for a service, and can say without any shadow of doubt that it's the worst car I've ever driven in my life.

I think it was a 53 plate 1.0 model, and it was truly hateful in every possible way.

Hitch78

6,117 posts

201 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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J4CKO said:
spacious inside
What?!

jayfish

6,795 posts

210 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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I swear the speedo in a Micra overstates rather than understates speed like most other cars, those 24 MPH Micras you see everywhere are probably tootling along at 30 on the clock, with the driver tutting and clucking about all these 'speed demons' going over the limit.

JonnyFive

29,522 posts

196 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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Because mostly they're owned by old people/shopping trollies and thus are driven badly and slowly.. If they were driven properly (I use this term lightly as most driving isn't properly) they'd not be hated so much.

Taffer

2,197 posts

204 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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jayfish said:
I swear the speedo in a Micra overstates rather than understates speed like most other cars, those 24 MPH Micras you see everywhere are probably tootling along at 30 on the clock, with the driver tutting and clucking about all these 'speed demons' going over the limit.
OT, but all speedos over-read. As most trafpol will testify though, everyone's speedo will under-read in the moments leading up to a pull - 'but it was only showing 70 officer!'.


epom

12,396 posts

168 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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cos they are micra's

-Z-

6,569 posts

213 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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jayfish said:
I swear the speedo in a Micra overstates rather than understates speed like most other cars, those 24 MPH Micras you see everywhere are probably tootling along at 30 on the clock, with the driver tutting and clucking about all these 'speed demons' going over the limit.
Every car overstates speed, it's a legal requirement that they cannot understate it.

J4CKO

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42,770 posts

207 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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Hitch78 said:
J4CKO said:
spacious inside
What?!
The later shape one is, for a car of that class, ok its not Seven Series but it wasnt as poky as I imagined.

J4CKO

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42,770 posts

207 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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anonymous said:
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I thought it felt perfectly stable at legal speeds, pretty much par for the course for a small car.

steve singh

3,995 posts

180 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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JonnyFive said:
Because mostly they're owned by old people/shopping trollies and thus are driven badly and slowly.. If they were driven properly (I use this term lightly as most driving isn't properly) they'd not be hated so much.
That is exactly it.

HundredthIdiot

4,419 posts

291 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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I hired one a few years ago and had great fun hooning around the lanes.

Hire cars are always faster though.

HellDiver

5,708 posts

189 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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Just get a Clio. Same car, looks a little better, and doesn't have the 'urine soaked drivers seat' stigma of the Micra.

sicasey

637 posts

168 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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Haha where to even start with answering OP's question....wobble

jmorgan

36,010 posts

291 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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epom said:
cos they are micra's
Ditto.

They attract a certain driver much the same way that Daewoooo or Chevrolet cheapies do (or whatever they are now) . Well, most of that ilk.

Pass me gloves with the backs cut out.

J4CKO

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42,770 posts

207 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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Not buying one - honest ! it seems that the hatred is not for the Micra, just the kind of people that buy them, to be honest I prefer someone dawdling a bit in a Micra to some full on agressive Monkey Spanker in a Audi A5 2.0 Tdi.

The Lukas

2,773 posts

201 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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What Micra variant are we referring too here? I agree, the K11 Micra has the image of bad driving. I think in my area the automatic K11 are statistically the most dangerous car to buy yes

Citman

305 posts

191 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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Sister had a 1.4 on a 52-plate, a fairly early version of what was then the new shape. Perky engine but ruined by gearing - at an indicated 70mph in fifth, it was whining away at 3,600rpm, got very tedious very quickly on the motorway...

Keyless start worked OK but the remote central locking gave up the ghost never to work again, and the back-up key was uselessly flimsy (hidden in remote fob, snapped out of the fob when she tried to use it on the emergency lock hidden under the passenger door handle) so she just had to leave the car unlocked at all times. Trim was quite flimsy too, bits of it would detach or develop curious gaps!

Not hugely impressed - the Octavia she replaced it with has been far more robust.

Rollcage

11,327 posts

199 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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Its not the car, its the drivers. The bubble shape ones attracted derision because of their cutesy looks, and they suffer from rust. This stigma carried on to later generations.

Nothing wrong with them - some of the comments on here are laughable.

marcosgt

11,091 posts

183 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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I had one for a MONTH a couple of Christmases ago as a loan car whilst mine was repaired (rather slowly).

My wife likened it to driving a midget sub, as if you're sitting in a bubble on TOP of the 'hull'.

That's exactly what it felt like - It was a truly horrible car to drive.

It wasn't especially noisy, uncomfortable, slow or badly mad, but it was a car you didn't want to get in and drive anywhere...

I really can't understand why people buy them when there are so many alternatives that look and feel like real cars!

M.