Are the DVLA staffed by monkeys?

Are the DVLA staffed by monkeys?

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Dixie68

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3,091 posts

192 months

Monday 17th January 2011
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History: over a year ago I moved to my present house. After the move I changed the address on the car's logbook & received a new one in the post.
Now, in December I taxed the car online and they sent the disc to the OLD address! I called dvla up & asked why only to be told that was the address they have on record & that I didn't update them on my address change, which is an offence.
When I suggested that was pants as I have a logbook with the new address on it they implied that it must be an OLD one. Eh? The snotty little jobsworth then told me to send it in & they would update their records and repeated it was an offence not to notify them of an address change.
So, I have a logbook that is correct, their records have somehow reverted to my previous address and I've got to send my logbook in to get the address changed to the one that is already on it.
Pure madness - are they always this incompetant?

vit4

3,507 posts

175 months

Monday 17th January 2011
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Dixie68 said:
History: over a year ago I moved to my present house. After the move I changed the address on the car's logbook & received a new one in the post.
Now, in December I taxed the car online and they sent the disc to the OLD address! I called dvla up & asked why only to be told that was the address they have on record & that I didn't update them on my address change, which is an offence.
When I suggested that was pants as I have a logbook with the new address on it they implied that it must be an OLD one. Eh? The snotty little jobsworth then told me to send it in & they would update their records and repeated it was an offence not to notify them of an address change.
So, I have a logbook that is correct, their records have somehow reverted to my previous address and I've got to send my logbook in to get the address changed to the one that is already on it.
Pure madness - are they always this incompetant?
Short answer: Yes.

Similar experience here. In 2004 my mum (and myself) moved to the address we are at now. Her Metro was taken off the road a few years ago, and sold last year without the logbook. However, both parties wrote a letter to the DVLA stating the situation, just as their website informed to. Sure enough, we were sent a form which was filled out and sent back. Next thing we know is they're offering my mum the choice of £55 fine or court because a clause in a letter in 2004 we were sent said that if we did not hear back from the DVLA in the event of [the above] happening, we are to presume they did not receive the letter and therefore the onus is on us to follow it up.


confused Incompetant *rude word of choice* organisation.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

193 months

Monday 17th January 2011
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Yep, probably something similar to Vogons in my imagination.

dudleybloke

20,345 posts

191 months

Monday 17th January 2011
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they're not monkeys.....
monkeys have shown signs of intelligence and the ability to learn.

they are actualy a far lower species..... welsh!

starf

97 posts

165 months

Monday 17th January 2011
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I have lived at the same address since I first got my licence back in 2003. I recently called the DVLA to obtain a replacement for a lost licence and was told that the postcode on their system is different to that printed on my licence. I wasn't sure how to react to that, other than to explain that it wasn't. They insisted. I insisted. Apparently the best thing for me to do is notify them of a change of address through the post. At this point, I politely hung up.

I also can't apply for a replacement online because the photo on file will expire within two years, but that's a different rant.

Pigeon

18,535 posts

251 months

Monday 17th January 2011
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For both my car and my bike I had to send off the V5 at least three times before it came back with all the details correct. I'd correct one mistake and send it back, and it would be returned with that detail corrected but something else that had previously been right would now be wrong.

mnkiboy

4,409 posts

171 months

Monday 17th January 2011
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I've just received a cheque for a car tax refund, with my name spelt as Anderw.

Maybe it's Welsh?

Emsman

6,961 posts

195 months

Monday 17th January 2011
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Not Monkeys, no.

fking idiots? Yes.


redgriff500

27,400 posts

268 months

Monday 17th January 2011
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Yes

Welsh Monkeys


The Wookie

14,031 posts

233 months

Monday 17th January 2011
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Worse than monkeys... Welshmen

corozin

2,680 posts

276 months

Monday 17th January 2011
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Don't insult the Welsh. They are specifically Swansea monkeys, although if I was paid what many of them are paid to do the job, I wouldn't give a flying fugg about the job either.

"fugg" is Welsh language for "flick" you know...

lewis87

361 posts

208 months

Monday 17th January 2011
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Heard a lot of stories of people sending their license away for whatever reason and getting it back without their motorbike entitlement!

chrissrush

10 posts

214 months

Monday 17th January 2011
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Well I'm waiting for a fine for not taxing my car as they've sent me a renewal notice for a tax disc that expires 31/1/11.

Problem is the car had new tax put on it when I bought it (and simultaneously transferred a private plate that had been on retention for two years)onto it in December 2010.

All details about the car on the renewal notice are correct apart from the obvious blunder.

So, do I waste a couple of hours calling to try to tell them it has tax which I expect them to deny, or, wait for the notice of fine and send back a copy of the receipt for the tax disc together with a copy of the still valid tax disc with a letter pointing out their error!






TheEnd

15,370 posts

193 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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chrissrush said:
Well I'm waiting for a fine for not taxing my car as they've sent me a renewal notice for a tax disc that expires 31/1/11.

Problem is the car had new tax put on it when I bought it (and simultaneously transferred a private plate that had been on retention for two years)onto it in December 2010.

All details about the car on the renewal notice are correct apart from the obvious blunder.

So, do I waste a couple of hours calling to try to tell them it has tax which I expect them to deny, or, wait for the notice of fine and send back a copy of the receipt for the tax disc together with a copy of the still valid tax disc with a letter pointing out their error!
Two things at once are pushing it for the DVLA.

I've been told they get a message saying "STOP,BREATHE" appearing on the PC screens after 5 individual one-finger typing presses.

The Lunchtime screensaver is too graphic to describe here...

HellDiver

5,708 posts

187 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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mnkiboy said:
I've just received a cheque for a car tax refund, with my name spelt as Anderw.

Maybe it's Welsh?
Yeah, one of my middle names has suddenly become GAVIN. My name starts with a G, but that's the only similarity.

Lucas North

1,777 posts

172 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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This is why I'm scared about sending my V5 off.

Renewing my car tax online is easy, but sending them a V5 in the post requesting to have the address changed is something of a risk these days, it would seem.

Fluffsri

3,195 posts

201 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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lewis87 said:
Heard a lot of stories of people sending their license away for whatever reason and getting it back without their motorbike entitlement!
You have me worried now, I have just got my licence back after having my wallet nicked. Will check that out tonight.

kwk

562 posts

183 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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dudleybloke said:
they're not monkeys.....
monkeys have shown signs of intelligence and the ability to learn.

they are actualy a far lower species..... welsh!
I consider that remark to be deeply racist!

dudleybloke

20,345 posts

191 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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kwk said:
dudleybloke said:
they're not monkeys.....
monkeys have shown signs of intelligence and the ability to learn.

they are actualy a far lower species..... welsh!
I consider that remark to be deeply racist!
chill out boyo!
i'm part welsh so i'm allowed to say it! wink

Busa_Rush

6,930 posts

256 months

Tuesday 18th January 2011
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Depends who you get to talk to . . . there are some diamonds as in any organisation but as the lead singer of 'The Pistols' said last week, "There seem to be a lot of c**ts in ! wink