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Guvernator

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13,350 posts

170 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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While idly browsing through the classifieds on a Friday afternoon, trying to find something interesting to scratch my latest convertible itch (as you do), I came across this!

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2263424.htm

My question is, why on gods earth would someone do this to an innocent M3?

cry

trickywoo

12,196 posts

235 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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"Location: ILFORD ESSEX,United Kingdom "

Guvernator

Original Poster:

13,350 posts

170 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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trickywoo said:
"Location: ILFORD ESSEX,United Kingdom "
Quite, but that dealership usually deals in cars with a little more "class".

I think I felt a little sick come up when I saw it. I need a lie down.

OMNIO

1,256 posts

171 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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Wheels are crap
Colour is crap
lambo doors are so tacky lambo has stopped doing them

EVERYTHING is wrong! Waste of an M3 (unless hes lying wink)

Strange that the alloys are 'optional' as is a hard top for it.....

Still, theres a Greek business boy whos seen that and creamed himself.
Cos its well sikk and i just rit off my 318 compact so need daddy to buy me a noo wun innit.

hombrepaulo

1,192 posts

176 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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Meh - not that bad really, seen much MUCH worse.
The wheels are a bit bling though

Guvernator

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13,350 posts

170 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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hombrepaulo said:
Meh - not that bad really, seen much MUCH worse.
The wheels are a bit bling though
Oh I agree, I've seen worse too, but on a Corsa. I wouldn't have been so upset then.

Petrolhead_Rich

4,659 posts

197 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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rofl

£15k for a chavved 2002 BMW with 80k

Also, I'm confused, how do the doors open, are they lambo doors or normal doors, they open differently in different pictures! confused

schmalex

13,616 posts

211 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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I'm going to go against the grain here. That yellow isn't my favourite colour & personally I don't like the Lambo doors thing, but.......

If one enjoyed exhibiting their car at shows, it is pretty much perfect. The doors also open normally, so you don't have to look like a bell when you're driving round day to day. A re-spray in black or even white could be done for not a lot of money & it would look extremely good.

If those doors are made well, the manufacturing effort gone into them to get them open evenly in either Lambo or normal mode & retain the shut lines would be pretty impressive.

In summary, of that ilk of modifying, this is one of the best & most tasteful I have seen

jains15

1,013 posts

178 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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Petrolhead_Rich said:
Also, I'm confused, how do the doors open, are they lambo doors or normal doors, they open differently in different pictures! confused
it's my understanding that to open this type of 'lambo door' you open them as normal to about 1 third open as in picture 6, THEN they swing up. It's NOT a smooth scissor motion because the shape of the car won't allow it. So when they say "door can open normally if you want" what they mean is it'll open a third of the way and you have to squeeze out.

there's numerous around me (slough) with it, the best is a civic coupe, looks a complete mess and the guy looks a dick. Thing is, his modifying bretheren love it

Bebee

4,690 posts

230 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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Not only that, who on earth is using those over sized chop sticks in the first pic?

Guvernator

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13,350 posts

170 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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schmalex said:
I'm going to go against the grain here. That yellow isn't my favourite colour & personally I don't like the Lambo doors thing, but.......

If one enjoyed exhibiting their car at shows, it is pretty much perfect. The doors also open normally, so you don't have to look like a bell when you're driving round day to day. A re-spray in black or even white could be done for not a lot of money & it would look extremely good.

If those doors are made well, the manufacturing effort gone into them to get them open evenly in either Lambo or normal mode & retain the shut lines would be pretty impressive.

In summary, of that ilk of modifying, this is one of the best & most tasteful I have seen
I'm sorry but you are wrong smile

An 8 year old Lambo doored M3 wouldn't really be used as a show car at many shows except Max Power, a scene which thankfully died off about 10 years ago (unfortunately now replaced by the fashion of chavving up Bentleys etc).

I have seen a few examples of Lambo doors in my day and without fail they have all been crap. Ill fitting and uneven length\heights etc to a man.

I know Bill Gates is now into giving money to charities and helping worthy causes. If I was in his shoes, I would make it my mission to buy up every single monstrosity of this type and crush them for scrap metal while the owners watched in an effort to educate them. I think I would be doing mankind a great service.

Edited by Guvernator on Friday 14th January 14:31


Edited by Guvernator on Friday 14th January 14:32

Diabolik

1,222 posts

166 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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People see too many music videos and attempt to live 'the dream'.

rallycross

13,186 posts

242 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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I bet the eejit that owned it before thought it was well-wicked.
Shweet innit'.
etc.
Innit bruv.

how to turn a good car into a car for the mentally retarded.



Edited by rallycross on Friday 14th January 14:59

schmalex

13,616 posts

211 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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Guvernator said:
schmalex said:
I'm going to go against the grain here. That yellow isn't my favourite colour & personally I don't like the Lambo doors thing, but.......

If one enjoyed exhibiting their car at shows, it is pretty much perfect. The doors also open normally, so you don't have to look like a bell when you're driving round day to day. A re-spray in black or even white could be done for not a lot of money & it would look extremely good.

If those doors are made well, the manufacturing effort gone into them to get them open evenly in either Lambo or normal mode & retain the shut lines would be pretty impressive.

In summary, of that ilk of modifying, this is one of the best & most tasteful I have seen
I'm sorry but you are wrong smile

An 8 year old Lambo doored M3 wouldn't really be used as a show car at many shows except Max Power, a scene which thankfully died off about 10 years ago (unfortunately now replaced by the fashion of chavving up Bentleys etc).

I have seen a few examples of Lambo doors in my day and without fail they have all been crap. Ill fitting and uneven length\heights etc to a man.

I know Bill Gates is now into giving money to charities and helping worthy causes. If I was in his shoes, I would make it my mission to buy up every single monstrosity of this type and crush them for scrap metal while the owners watched in an effort to educate them. I think I would be doing mankind a great service.

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Edited by Guvernator on Friday 14th January 14:32
I'm not into that scene at all, so assumed the Max Power type stuff was still alive & kicking.

Guvernator

Original Poster:

13,350 posts

170 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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schmalex said:
I'm not into that scene at all, so assumed the Max Power type stuff was still alive & kicking.
Yep, hence the very sad demise of the Max Power magazine recently wink

Although I have to admit to reading a few issues...when I was about 17 boxedin

CampDavid

9,145 posts

203 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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Max Power has died because of internet forums. Why read Max power when you can go on a relevant forum?

Personally I think it looks st. I seem to have much more of a live and let live attitude than most on here (Fred West had more of a "live and let live" attitude than most on here smile) so I say good luck to the chap. If it makes him happy and all that, it's not like it's hurting anyone

Guvernator

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13,350 posts

170 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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CampDavid said:
it's not like it's hurting anyone
Not hurting anyone?? It's given me a headache for a start! And what about that poor M3? I bet it was very happy being one of Bavaria's finest, going about it's business with subtle aggression and then BAM, it's turned into the car equivelent of a post op tranny!

Oh the humanity.

omgus

7,305 posts

180 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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CampDavid said:
(Fred West had more of a "live and let live" attitude than most on here smile)
rofl

As modded cars go it is not even the worst i have seen today, but then i work in Staines Egham. wink

pilchardthecat

7,483 posts

184 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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the advert said:
"SIMPLY LOOK AT THE PHOTOS"
"LAMBO DOORS"
PRIVATE NO. AVAILABLE READS, N13 BMR (M3 BEAMER)
hehe

Guvernator

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13,350 posts

170 months

Friday 14th January 2011
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pilchardthecat said:
the advert said:
"SIMPLY LOOK AT THE PHOTOS"
"LAMBO DOORS"
PRIVATE NO. AVAILABLE READS, N13 BMR (M3 BEAMER)
hehe
The advert is a work of art too, isn't it? Obviously a future marketing genius in the making. They'll no doubt get snapped up by Audi's PR dept soon.

"SIMPLY LOOK AT THE PHOTOS"

I did. What has been seen, cannot be unseen (unfortunately)