To the looser in the fake police car

To the looser in the fake police car

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sicasey

Original Poster:

637 posts

166 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Title should obviously read "fake" and not "face". Got to love mobile phones.

I feel compelled to post today, this is an unusual occurrence as I spend 99% of my piston heads forum time reading the posts.

What I saw today can only be described as embarrassing for the guy who decided to invest money in making his old ST200 look like an undercover motorway patrol car. Every last detail was taken care of.

So there I am driving south on the M6 from Chorley to Manchester in the outside lane when I encounter slow traffic, eager to see what the holdup is I can just about make out a dark blue Mondeo ST200 with a plethora of stubby and long aerials on the roof and rear hatch window sitting in the middle lane @ circa 59MPH.

My first reaction is ok fair enough it’s a motorway patrol car and people are reluctant to speed past. As I get closer all does not seem right with this car, it appears to have two larger than standard exhausts and a Reg beginning with M4.

Upon further inspection there is a large sticker in the rear window stating “Are you too close?” followed by small bar corner LED light strips and a 50 something plonker in the driver’s seat wearing a tie and a black tank top as if to imitate a police stab vest. Hands a 10 to 2 and looking straight ahead with a very serious expression on his face.

All I can say is WTF!!?? Why would someone go to such lengths to transform themselves into both a rolling distraction and an embarrassment? I just feel for his wife wherever she might be.


Edited by sicasey on Wednesday 12th January 15:53


Edited by sicasey on Wednesday 12th January 15:54

ukzz4iroc

3,293 posts

179 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Most of the police want-to-be's ended up as those irritating Traffic officer (Wombles).

This is clearly very sad.

Greenwich Ross

1,219 posts

178 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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He he what a bell end. Still, get's him out of the house, I suppose!

soad

33,311 posts

181 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Another MLM then. Deceiving one at that shoot

sam303

428 posts

200 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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sicasey said:
Title should obviously read "fake" and not "face".
It should also read 'loser' and not 'looser'.




Unless there were two people in the car in question, one of them tight, one of them loose, and you were referring to the 'less tight' one?




farrendahl

1,248 posts

179 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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sicasey said:
Title should obviously read "fake" and not "face". Got to love mobile phones.

I feel compelled to post today, this is an unusual occurrence as I spend 99% of my piston heads forum time reading the posts.

What I saw today can only be described as embarrassing for the guy who decided to invest money in making his old ST200 look like an undercover motorway patrol car. Every last detail was taken care of.

So there I am driving south on the M6 from Chorley to Manchester in the outside lane when I encounter slow traffic, eager to see what the holdup is I can just about make out a dark blue Mondeo ST200 with a plethora of stubby and long aerials on the roof and rear hatch window sitting in the middle lane @ circa 59MPH.

My first reaction is ok fair enough it’s a motorway patrol car and people are reluctant to speed past. As I get closer all does not seem right with this car, it appears to have two larger than standard exhausts and a Reg beginning with M4.

Upon further inspection there is a large sticker in the rear window stating “Are you too close?” followed by small bar corner LED light strips and a 50 something plonker in the driver’s seat wearing a tie and a black tank top as if to imitate a police stab vest. Hands a 10 to 2 and looking straight ahead with a very serious expression on his face.

All I can say is WTF!!?? Why would someone go to such lengths to transform themselves into both a rolling distraction and an embarrassment? I just feel for his wife wherever she might be.


Edited by sicasey on Wednesday 12th January 15:53


Edited by sicasey on Wednesday 12th January 15:54
Ahh I have zipped past what can only be the same guy on multiple occasions on that road. I think care in the community is a wonderful thing, jusrt why do they let them out on day release scratchchin

TheMoron

206 posts

165 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Retired traffic copper with nothing else to do?
Still, sad smile

Edited by TheMoron on Wednesday 12th January 16:16

sicasey

Original Poster:

637 posts

166 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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sam303 said:
sicasey said:
Title should obviously read "fake" and not "face".
It should also read 'loser' and not 'looser'.




Unless there were two people in the car in question, one of them tight, one of them loose, and you were referring to the 'less tight' one?
There's always one, you remind me of an old English teacher of mine.

Are you by any chance related to Mr Fake Policeman?


Edited by sicasey on Wednesday 12th January 16:16


Edited by sicasey on Wednesday 12th January 16:17

CraigyMc

16,812 posts

241 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Time to practice that PIT manoever?

Love to see him explaining himself to BiB.

C

Matt UK

17,931 posts

205 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Should have given him a L3-L1 carve for good measure. Gotta school these L2 MLMs.

sicasey

Original Poster:

637 posts

166 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Matt UK said:
Should have given him a L3-L1 carve for good measure. Gotta school these L2 MLMs.
Love it! :-) Ooooh next time....

The Wookie

14,031 posts

233 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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soad said:
Another MLM then. Deceiving one at that shoot
The real laugh is, he's probably taken it upon himself to do it because he keeps getting tailgated and flashed for sitting in the middle lane like a plonker

Jez200

817 posts

200 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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CraigyMc said:
Love to see him explaining himself to BiB.

C
yes.. that would make for great viewing on 'Road wars' in 6 months time! biggrin

op: Drop into the local nic and give them his reg number, letting them know he is 'impersonating a police officer'.

Adam205

816 posts

187 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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ukzz4iroc said:
Most of the police want-to-be's ended up as those irritating Traffic officer (Wombles).

This is clearly very sad.
I work part time in a motorway services and therefore meet 'traffic wombles' very regularly. In my opinion your perception of them is pretty wrong. Out of the 3 I meet on a regular basis 2 are ex-trafpol and the other is ex-navy. They are, in general, far from irritating and provide a service that used to be the job of motorway patrols before they got rid of them.

Edited by Adam205 on Wednesday 12th January 16:32

sicasey

Original Poster:

637 posts

166 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Adam205 said:
ukzz4iroc said:
Most of the police want-to-be's ended up as those irritating Traffic officer (Wombles).

This is clearly very sad.
I work part time in a motorway services and therefore meet 'traffic wombles' very regularly. In my opinion your perception of them is pretty wrong. Out of the 3 I meet on a regularly basis 2 are ex-trafpol and the other is ex-navy. They are, in general, far from irritating and provide a service that used to be the job of motorway patrols before they got rid of them.
The above is a wind up right?

threesixty

2,068 posts

208 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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What service are they providing? Are you suggesting theres some benefit to other road users from what he's doing?

anonymous-user

59 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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threesixty said:
What service are they providing? Are you suggesting theres some benefit to other road users from what he's doing?
He's defending HATO's, not the bloke in the OP.

anonymous-user

59 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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I dislike people like the Mondeo driver you have described. I very much think there are mental issues there. Inferiority/superiority complexes? Megalomania? Take your pick...

A bit like those annoying, fat, 50-something year old bikers who insist on dressing like a Police officer.
Plain white bike - usually a large tourer or similar.
Plain all black leathers.
Plain black boots.
Fluro yellow jacket with police style reflective battenburg strips.
Plain white flip front helmet with 'intercom'.

I can't decide if they are mentally ill or just serious oddballs.

Edited by NinjaPower on Wednesday 12th January 16:43

sicasey

Original Poster:

637 posts

166 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Trust me when I say this guy was adding no value to the flow of the M6 whatsoever. He managed to bring down the speed of all 3 lanes of traffic to the point of congestion.

What a guy and what a service.

hesnotthemessiah

2,121 posts

209 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Wow! If we haven't got enough self righteous Mofo's!

Sad truly sad.