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jontay

Original Poster:

2 posts

175 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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Ive beeen posting on here under another name but have had to create a new profile because my old lady has been sniffing around my usual one,the reason is im 40 next week and she has secretly bought me a 3 year old,4k mile gallardo,im not supposed to know but my brother sent me a picture of her sitting in it at his garage with the delivery lorry behind it,its being kept there until the day,im a bit concerned how to act when she unveils it because i already know,and i suspect that she thinks i know but i just had to tell some one just ot get it off my chest,im tingling,four whole days of angst.think my heart might give out before hand
And i dont care if people think im showing off a bit but its not every day you get a 100k car for a present.
pics to follow,next week.

GKP

15,099 posts

257 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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With such a so few giveaways in your post I'm sure she'll never guess your new identity.

W00DY

16,107 posts

242 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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If you get bored of her, send her to me. Thanks.

Enjoy it you lucky bd.

jontay

Original Poster:

2 posts

175 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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She will only look at my posts on my proper profile,I`ve all ready thought of that,when you spend many years with the same woman you know their ways.

blaineuk

2,615 posts

263 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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why would your brother spoil the surprise though?

whoami

13,162 posts

256 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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jontay said:
Ive beeen posting on here under another name but have had to create a new profile because my old lady has been sniffing around my usual one,the reason is im 40 next week and she has secretly bought me a 3 year old,4k mile gallardo,im not supposed to know but my brother sent me a picture of her sitting in it at his garage with the delivery lorry behind it,its being kept there until the day,im a bit concerned how to act when she unveils it because i already know,and i suspect that she thinks i know but i just had to tell some one just ot get it off my chest,im tingling,four whole days of angst.think my heart might give out before hand
And i dont care if people think im showing off a bit but its not every day you get a 100k car for a present.
pics to follow,next week.
That was kind of him to fk up her surprise.

paintman

7,818 posts

206 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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jontay said:
She will only look at my posts on my proper profile,I`ve all ready thought of that,when you spend many years with the same woman you know their ways.
That's the funniest thing I've heard in ages. Sounds like she's got you really well trainedlaugh Never EVER underestimate a woman.
Enjoy the present - if she hasn't changed it for something else eek

Edited by paintman on Saturday 8th January 19:08

adycav

7,615 posts

233 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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paintman said:
Enjoy the present - if she hasn't changed it for something else eek
hehe

Like a box of Fererro Rocher...

g3org3y

21,595 posts

207 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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So what are you going to buy her in return for her birthday?

Bingone

24 posts

175 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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jontay said:
Ive beeen posting on here under another name but have had to create a new profile because my old lady has been sniffing around my usual one,the reason is im 40 next week and she has secretly bought me a 3 year old,4k mile gallardo,im not supposed to know but my brother sent me a picture of her sitting in it at his garage with the delivery lorry behind it,its being kept there until the day,im a bit concerned how to act when she unveils it because i already know,and i suspect that she thinks i know but i just had to tell some one just ot get it off my chest,im tingling,four whole days of angst.think my heart might give out before hand
And i dont care if people think im showing off a bit but its not every day you get a 100k car for a present.
pics to follow,next week.
Tell her you don't like the colour? That's not showing off by the way! If you're not happy with her................??!!!?? What colour by the way? Like it matters!!

mxspyder

1,071 posts

181 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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blaineuk said:
why would your brother spoil the surprise though?
This could turn out to be the best "my brother is a wind up merchant" thread ever!

Awesome pressie though, enjoy smile

Rob_F

4,134 posts

280 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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I'm really really hoping that next week there's a thread in GG by an 18 year old gardener that reads;

"OMG, this horny old housewife i've been shagging has bought me a Gallardo!!"

Edited by Rob_F on Saturday 8th January 19:13

Monkeylegend

27,797 posts

247 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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Bingone said:
jontay said:
Ive beeen posting on here under another name but have had to create a new profile because my old lady has been sniffing around my usual one,the reason is im 40 next week and she has secretly bought me a 3 year old,4k mile gallardo,im not supposed to know but my brother sent me a picture of her sitting in it at his garage with the delivery lorry behind it,its being kept there until the day,im a bit concerned how to act when she unveils it because i already know,and i suspect that she thinks i know but i just had to tell some one just ot get it off my chest,im tingling,four whole days of angst.think my heart might give out before hand
And i dont care if people think im showing off a bit but its not every day you get a 100k car for a present.
pics to follow,next week.
Tell her you don't like the colour? That's not showing off by the way! If you're not happy with her................??!!!?? What colour by the way? Like it matters!!
You have some serious envy issues. First Rangies now Lambos.

volvoforlife

724 posts

179 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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100k present? Is it still considered a present if someone buys it using your own/shared money?

Its an incredible gift something I'd expect to read in a celebrity magazine or something. I wonder what you do for a living...

adycav

7,615 posts

233 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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volvoforlife said:
I wonder what you do for a living...
Writes fiction?

wink

magnus911

584 posts

205 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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Monkeylegend said:
Bingone said:
jontay said:
Ive beeen posting on here under another name but have had to create a new profile because my old lady has been sniffing around my usual one,the reason is im 40 next week and she has secretly bought me a 3 year old,4k mile gallardo,im not supposed to know but my brother sent me a picture of her sitting in it at his garage with the delivery lorry behind it,its being kept there until the day,im a bit concerned how to act when she unveils it because i already know,and i suspect that she thinks i know but i just had to tell some one just ot get it off my chest,im tingling,four whole days of angst.think my heart might give out before hand
And i dont care if people think im showing off a bit but its not every day you get a 100k car for a present.
pics to follow,next week.
Tell her you don't like the colour? That's not showing off by the way! If you're not happy with her................??!!!?? What colour by the way? Like it matters!!
You have some serious envy issues. First Rangies now Lambos.
Really? That's not how i read it.

carreauchompeur

18,201 posts

220 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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adycav said:
volvoforlife said:
I wonder what you do for a living...
Writes fiction?

wink
And we've got the first Troll declaration... Methinks OP may require some Birds soon...

NiceCupOfTea

25,424 posts

267 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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I would be seriously unhappy with my brother for ruining the surprise...

The Lukas

2,773 posts

210 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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Lets just wait for the custard test.

volvoforlife

724 posts

179 months

Saturday 8th January 2011
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I do believe him. I just want to know what careers are paying well!