Thieving pikey Telford Scum
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Just went for a bit of a blast roof off with the morgan, whilst the roads are dry and ended up at Halfords in Telford - I need a tyre inflator!
I parked up just outside the door and whilst I knew it was a flying vidit I didnt bother to zip up the tonneau,I popped in to the store, I was only inside for 5 mins maximum.
Halfway home I noticed that the solar charger that I normally keep in the glove compartment was missing. So Some theiving pikey scum has lifted it whilst I was in the store. The f
king miserable little scrotes, I hope they rot in hell and their knobs fall off so that they cant procreate anymore of their scummy, sportswear wearing, sponging, knuckle dragging offspring.
The good news is that it didnt really work very well and never seemed to generate enough power to recharge anything, although on a sunny day it would keep my sat nav going for another hour or so, and they didnt take my oakleys that were in the cubby too!
but thats not the point, and you could argue that I shouldnt have left my car with anything inside it, Why cant folks have more respect for other peoples stuff. Mr Cameron I want you to fix society as a matter of urgency, can we still send them to one of the colonies?? I pay plenty of tax I am sure it would cover a one way ticket in steerage for some of these snivelling mouth breathers....
I parked up just outside the door and whilst I knew it was a flying vidit I didnt bother to zip up the tonneau,I popped in to the store, I was only inside for 5 mins maximum.
Halfway home I noticed that the solar charger that I normally keep in the glove compartment was missing. So Some theiving pikey scum has lifted it whilst I was in the store. The f
king miserable little scrotes, I hope they rot in hell and their knobs fall off so that they cant procreate anymore of their scummy, sportswear wearing, sponging, knuckle dragging offspring. The good news is that it didnt really work very well and never seemed to generate enough power to recharge anything, although on a sunny day it would keep my sat nav going for another hour or so, and they didnt take my oakleys that were in the cubby too!
but thats not the point, and you could argue that I shouldnt have left my car with anything inside it, Why cant folks have more respect for other peoples stuff. Mr Cameron I want you to fix society as a matter of urgency, can we still send them to one of the colonies?? I pay plenty of tax I am sure it would cover a one way ticket in steerage for some of these snivelling mouth breathers....
Edited by sawman on Sunday 2nd January 16:52
Deerfoot said:
I`d have thought the Telford lads would`ve had the Oakleys as well to be honest....
Are you sure the solar thingy was there when you left?
Yep defo there before - My daughter was "tidying" the cubby, she noticed on the way home.Are you sure the solar thingy was there when you left?
The charger thing comes in a nice black zip up case, probably mistaken for a CD wallet or something interesting - I hope they are disappointed when they realise. Although what kind of "bangin' tunes" they expect to find in a morgan I'm not sure!
sawman said:
I parked up just outside the door and whilst I knew it was a flying vidit I didnt bother to zip up the tonneau,
One very vivid childhood memory I have is the look on the desk Sergeants face when my dad said "I only left it for a minute" when he asked why he didn't put the Krooklok on his Cortina.
*Al* said:
It's 'life' (nowadays).If you don't want anything stolen, damage etc then it needs locking away or locking up!
You ran the gauntlet and paid the price! Sad, but that's how it is now........sorry.
The irony is that pretty much all summer the car was parked in various places in Wolverhampton, Newcastle, dorset, kent all day long with no problems - 5 minutes in bloody Telford, robbed senseless.You ran the gauntlet and paid the price! Sad, but that's how it is now........sorry.
Deva Link said:
sawman said:
I parked up just outside the door and whilst I knew it was a flying vidit I didnt bother to zip up the tonneau,
One very vivid childhood memory I have is the look on the desk Sergeants face when my dad said "I only left it for a minute" when he asked why he didn't put the Krooklok on his Cortina.
soad said:
Yeah well - could have been worse, those shades are much more expensive, right?
There are plenty of tea leafs around, so be more careful.
Yes, I would have been crosser if the shades had gone. The other good news is that I found my fountain pen whilst making sure the stolen item hadnt just fallen under the seat.There are plenty of tea leafs around, so be more careful.
mmm, 3 minutes to pick up on that, not bad for a sunday
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