OK, some little farkers are gonna get hit with DEATH!
Discussion
Just had a simply Brilliant Day, 
Work was the usual mix of gormless
ing shop-floor staff and ing MIA Management types making random requests, but what started the day off very nicely was....Some bd ing scrotes had Vandalized my Car over night
Left the house this morning, around 6am, to go to work, down the path to the semi-private back road behind the row of houses....and...
.....there it was my daily Hack with the Drivers door window frame bent back! TTS
...not broken into...just bent back...just for the shts and giggles....CTS.
Central locking was still engaged and no one had tried to start it ext.
I then realize that the 3 other cars down the back road have all been attacked in a similar manner, doors bent back and windows put through!!
Bent the frame back into 'roughly' the right place and headed to work (joy
) Called the Police from there and even though a total of 4 cars had been Vandalized what did I get....
."ooh I'm sorry sir, but unless they have actually ENTERED your vehicle there won't be much our officers can do...."
I'm now home again and making headway into the Beers....FK FK FK FK FK FK FK FK FK
ok...rant over.....for now..
Work was the usual mix of gormless
ing shop-floor staff and ing MIA Management types making random requests, but what started the day off very nicely was....Some bd ing scrotes had Vandalized my Car over nightLeft the house this morning, around 6am, to go to work, down the path to the semi-private back road behind the row of houses....and...
.....there it was my daily Hack with the Drivers door window frame bent back! T
TS ...not broken into...just bent back...just for the sh
ts and giggles....CTS.Central locking was still engaged and no one had tried to start it ext.
I then realize that the 3 other cars down the back road have all been attacked in a similar manner, doors bent back and windows put through!!
Bent the frame back into 'roughly' the right place and headed to work (joy
) Called the Police from there and even though a total of 4 cars had been Vandalized what did I get....."ooh I'm sorry sir, but unless they have actually ENTERED your vehicle there won't be much our officers can do...."
I'm now home again and making headway into the Beers....F
K FK FK FK FK FK FK FK FK ok...rant over.....for now..
Edited by Oily Nails on Tuesday 19th May 17:43
RacerMDR said:
catch them
beat them
put in boot of car
drive to North of Scotland
take them out of boot
give them a shovel and make them dig their own grave
beat them again
strip them naked
leave them there to find own way home
it is the only way to teach these fkers a lesson
here endeth the lesson
For simpletons like me, could you shorten that list. In the heat of the moment I fear I might forget one or two items.beat them
put in boot of car
drive to North of Scotland
take them out of boot
give them a shovel and make them dig their own grave
beat them again
strip them naked
leave them there to find own way home
it is the only way to teach these f
kers a lessonhere endeth the lesson
Or perhaps try this.....
December 1998 CNN report,
http://edition.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame....
Crime-obsessed South Africans have a powerful new weapon with which to stop likely criminals: the car flamethrower.
Casting a man-high fireball, reportedly with no damage to the paint, the Blaster has been placed on 25 South African vehicles since its introduction last month.
At 3,900 rand ($655), it offers a cheap, dramatic defense against carjackers. It has yet to be deemed illegal.
South African courts allow killing if convinced that it's in self-defense. The defense is not unheard of. In last year's 13,000 carjackings, criminals often brandished weapons or used them with little provocation.
The Blaster squirts liquefied gas from a bottle in the automobile's trunk through two nozzles, located under the front doors. The gas is then ignited by an electric spark, with fiery consequences.
Both sides flame at the same time, regardless of whether the attack is coming from just one side of the vehicle, or whether passersby are on the other side. But the breadth and depth of blast can be modified according to individual preference.
Fire blinds, not kills, maker assures
Blaster inventor Charl Fourie, 33, disputed concerns that the flamethrower could burn someone to death.
"My personal feeling is that it would definitely blind a person. He will never see again," he said
Firefighters, medical personnel and the police agree 100 percent "that it will never kill a person," Fourie asserted. "This is definitely non-lethal.... A person is not going to stand there for a minute while you roast him. It will fend off the attacker, and that's the end of it."
Fourie has filed an international patent application. He anticipates thousands of orders nationally and from abroad. "The demand is huge," he said.
First customer a Johannesburg police official
The first buyer, Police Superintendent David Walkley of Johannesburg's crime intelligence unit, is satisfied the Blaster is legal, provided it is used correctly.
"It depends entirely on the circumstances and whether you can justify self-defense," he said.
"Yes, there are certain risks in using it, but there are also risks in not having anything at all."
December 1998 CNN report,
http://edition.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame....
Crime-obsessed South Africans have a powerful new weapon with which to stop likely criminals: the car flamethrower.
Casting a man-high fireball, reportedly with no damage to the paint, the Blaster has been placed on 25 South African vehicles since its introduction last month.
At 3,900 rand ($655), it offers a cheap, dramatic defense against carjackers. It has yet to be deemed illegal.
South African courts allow killing if convinced that it's in self-defense. The defense is not unheard of. In last year's 13,000 carjackings, criminals often brandished weapons or used them with little provocation.
The Blaster squirts liquefied gas from a bottle in the automobile's trunk through two nozzles, located under the front doors. The gas is then ignited by an electric spark, with fiery consequences.
Both sides flame at the same time, regardless of whether the attack is coming from just one side of the vehicle, or whether passersby are on the other side. But the breadth and depth of blast can be modified according to individual preference.
Fire blinds, not kills, maker assures
Blaster inventor Charl Fourie, 33, disputed concerns that the flamethrower could burn someone to death.
"My personal feeling is that it would definitely blind a person. He will never see again," he said
Firefighters, medical personnel and the police agree 100 percent "that it will never kill a person," Fourie asserted. "This is definitely non-lethal.... A person is not going to stand there for a minute while you roast him. It will fend off the attacker, and that's the end of it."
Fourie has filed an international patent application. He anticipates thousands of orders nationally and from abroad. "The demand is huge," he said.
First customer a Johannesburg police official
The first buyer, Police Superintendent David Walkley of Johannesburg's crime intelligence unit, is satisfied the Blaster is legal, provided it is used correctly.
"It depends entirely on the circumstances and whether you can justify self-defense," he said.
"Yes, there are certain risks in using it, but there are also risks in not having anything at all."
As described above, this sure look slike the answer...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc
Nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc
Nice.
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