335d mapped

[squareflops]

Hello all.

I've been a forum member for a while now but have never understood the whole 335d mapped thing. Can some one point me in the right thread direction, I get the whole shadow thing, but not this.

Anyway. Driving around Coryton roundabout in Cardiff this afternoon I see a black 335d drive past, I instantly thought "mapped" to myself. I wimsed that it would be interesting to a PH sticker in the window or something similar as thats the model (i'm pretty sure?) that's referred to.

Consider then my agastment as I glance at the number plate and see it read MAP **9 (not sure if the fella who ever he is wants his plate on here so...) Coincidence? Or is this one of you horrible lot perpetuating the myth/joke/theme?

That is all.

[Romanymagic]

The only number plate to watch for is MAP 335D! See one of those and you know that it will be faster than anything seen before. You have been warned!

[Lil' Joe]

Long story short. Bloke is given 335d from Daddy. Has it remapped. insist's it is faster then the speed of light blah blah blah. Pop's up in numerous threads bumming it. PHers rinse him for it.
The end.

[squareflops]

Pleasure cheers fella - figures.

I've heard theyre torquey, but no way is it as fast as my 318is, my dad bought me it and it's never lost a race..










Against a Saxo

[Lil' Joe]

Do a search for 335d remapped.

YHM

[dibbly_dobbler]

squareflops said:

Hello all.

I've been a forum member for a while now but have never understood the whole 335d mapped thing. Can some one point me in the right thread direction, I get the whole shadow thing, but not this.

Anyway. Driving around Coryton roundabout in Cardiff this afternoon I see a black 335d drive past, I instantly thought "mapped" to myself. I wimsed that it would be interesting to a PH sticker in the window or something similar as thats the model (i'm pretty sure?) that's referred to.

Consider then my agastment as I glance at the number plate and see it read MAP **9 (not sure if the fella who ever he is wants his plate on here so...) Coincidence? Or is this one of you horrible lot perpetuating the myth/joke/theme?

That is all.

DXB335D is the one to watch out for

2 new words in one post BTW, impressive - keep it up!

[squareflops]

wimsed and agastment

I like to keep the pedants on their toe's

(in no way am I calling you a pedent, thanks for noticing though )

[Blib]

squareflops said:

Hello all.

I've been a forum member for a while now but have never understood the whole 335d mapped thing. Can some one point me in the right thread direction, I get the whole shadow. camel thing,

EFA.

[anonymous-user]

squareflops said:

Anyway. Driving around Coryton roundabout in Cardiff this afternoon I see a black 335d drive past, I instantly thought "mapped" to myself. I wimsed that it would be interesting to a PH sticker in the window or something similar as thats the model (i'm pretty sure?) that's referred to.

Consider then my agastment as I glance at the number plate and see it read MAP **9 (not sure if the fella who ever he is wants his plate on here so...)

What sort of time was this?

[squareflops]

Blib said:

squareflops said:

Hello all.

I've been a forum member for a while now but have never understood the whole 335d mapped thing. Can some one point me in the right thread direction, I get the whole shadow. camel thing,

EFA.

My understanding is absolute as you can plainly see



Doing a search for 335d mapped - thats just far too sensible an idea for my liking

Edited by squareflops on Sunday 10th May 22:18

[squareflops]

Symbolica - half 5ish

[Blib]

squareflops said:

My understanding is absolute as you can plainly see

[Promised Land]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

http://njection.com/blogs/bmwblog/archive/2008/04/...

Edited by Promised Land on Sunday 10th May 23:41

[Lil' Joe]

From his profile...

dxb335d said:

Bought for £45,000 in March 2007 at 5 miles.

Wrong - bought by daddy

dxb335d said:

Its a great car, much quicker than you would think. Easily lives with E46 M3'S and M5's on the road.

Wrong - its another diesel BMW, depreciating at lightspeed and will not be remembered, engine excepted possibly. For a bit. Or not.

dxb335d said:

Identical performace to the 335i on the road also. (Have tried with a friend who has one)

10bhp between them on the rolling road.

But the 335i, and the 330i will be the purer driving experience, and the true petrol heads choice.

dxb335d said:

But the 335d boasting amazing torque compared.

Usual diesel owner wafffle to mak the owner feel better.

Getting the picture....Its a good car, don't get me wrong but the fanboy stuff is just too much.

Edited by Lil' Joe on Sunday 10th May 23:43

Edited by Lil' Joe on Sunday 10th May 23:43

[Nobody You Know]

Lil' Joe said:

Do a search for 335d remapped.

YHM

Yeah and every thread on PH from the last year comes up!

[squareflops]

Promised Land said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

http://njection.com/blogs/bmwblog/archive/2008/04/...

Edited by Promised Land on Sunday 10th May 23:41

and then



it takes all sorts... (how diplomatic of me)

Lil' - thanks for the para-phrasing, all very helpful and glad I now understand the whole debunkel (3 in 2)

I'm in the clique

[Lil' Joe]

Welcome.





Soooo.... do you know the one about kicking in the back door?

[Captain Cadillac]

Everyone else on here is jealous because a remapped 335d will outrun anything made by Boeing.

[Cheeky Jim]

squareflops said:

wimsed and agastment

I like to keep the pedants on their toe's

(in no way am I calling you a pedent, thanks for noticing though )

Talking of Pedant's, how can you spell the same word 'Pedant/Pedent' on consecutive sentance's incorrectly?? tsk....

I mean the 'a' and the 'e' on the keyboard are miles away, so it's not just a typo...


;)

[asbo]

Lil' Joe said:

Long story short. Bloke is given 335d from Daddy. Has it remapped. insist's it is faster then the speed of light blah blah blah. Pop's up in numerous threads bumming it. PHers rinse him for it.
The end.

How deliciously succinct