Bikers driving like ****s!
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What is it with some f
king bikers that seem to think they are immortal?
Today again, was in a 30 zone driving along minding my own business when out of nowhere an Evil Knievel wannabe fktard appears in the rear view with his 'look at me I have one stupidly bright headlight' bit of metal on 2 wheels. I can only imagine that the leather fetish enthusiast was wanting to inspect the contents of my boot since he was sitting about 1 foot from my rear bumper. Going towards a blind corner the inevitable happens and he pulls back on his little handle and over takes at stupid-mph and then proceeds to do the same to the guy in front of me, only this time weaving left and right (in an extreme way) behind him to prove just how super human his cock really is!
Do these ghey storm trooper look-a-likes not realise how hard concrete is when they eventually fall off? Why do a hell of a lot of them feel he need to sit so fking close to your arse end? s.
king bikers that seem to think they are immortal? Today again, was in a 30 zone driving along minding my own business when out of nowhere an Evil Knievel wannabe f
ktard appears in the rear view with his 'look at me I have one stupidly bright headlight' bit of metal on 2 wheels. I can only imagine that the leather fetish enthusiast was wanting to inspect the contents of my boot since he was sitting about 1 foot from my rear bumper. Going towards a blind corner the inevitable happens and he pulls back on his little handle and over takes at stupid-mph and then proceeds to do the same to the guy in front of me, only this time weaving left and right (in an extreme way) behind him to prove just how super human his cock really is!Do these ghey storm trooper look-a-likes not realise how hard concrete is when they eventually fall off? Why do a hell of a lot of them feel he need to sit so f
king close to your arse end? s.Edited by Scrubs on Monday 13th April 18:03
Stu R said:
speaking as someone who today was forced to take a dive and bite the tarmac, totalling a brand new bike in the process, thanks to a cretin in a car, who didn't stop to see if I was alive, I'd like to reply with:
f**k off.
Hope you're not to badly hurt.f**k off.
To the OP: There are f
ktards both in cars and on bikes I guess that the hibernating bikers are just dusting off their bikes for the summer.(Wish I still had mine....
)Stu R said:
speaking as someone who today was forced to take a dive and bite the tarmac, totalling a brand new bike in the process, thanks to a cretin in a car, who didn't stop to see if I was alive, I'd like to reply with:
f**k off.
Thankfuly your still on one piece, as we all know 95% of car drivers are wf**k off.
kers.......which is the same for Bike riders 
You werent "cocking around on a Yamaha R1" were you
Scrubs said:
What is it with some fking bikers that seem to think they are immortal?
Today again, was in a 30 zone driving along minding my own business when out of nowhere an Evil Knievel wannabe fktard appears in the rear view with his 'look at me I have one stupidly bright headlight' bit of metal on 2 wheels. I can only imagine that the leather fetish enthusiast was wanting to inspect the contents of my boot since he was sitting about 1 foot from my rear bumper. Going towards a blind corner the inevitable happens and he pulls back on his little handle and over takes at stupid-mph and then proceeds to do the same to the guy in front of me, only this time weaving left and right behind him to prove just how super human his cock really is!
Do these ghey storm trooper look-a-likes not realise how hard concrete is when they eventually fall off? Why do a hell of a lot of them feel he need to sit so fking close to your arse end? s.
The reason he will seem to have a stupidly bright headlight will be because it's higher than yours on your car, so when they're behind you, they will be in your line of vision. There's fking bikers that seem to think they are immortal? Today again, was in a 30 zone driving along minding my own business when out of nowhere an Evil Knievel wannabe f
ktard appears in the rear view with his 'look at me I have one stupidly bright headlight' bit of metal on 2 wheels. I can only imagine that the leather fetish enthusiast was wanting to inspect the contents of my boot since he was sitting about 1 foot from my rear bumper. Going towards a blind corner the inevitable happens and he pulls back on his little handle and over takes at stupid-mph and then proceeds to do the same to the guy in front of me, only this time weaving left and right behind him to prove just how super human his cock really is!Do these ghey storm trooper look-a-likes not realise how hard concrete is when they eventually fall off? Why do a hell of a lot of them feel he need to sit so f
king close to your arse end? s.k all we can do about it, manufacturers have to have them wired up to come on as standard. Besides, you saw him, didn't you? That's the fking point of them being on in the first place.As for having as leather fetish, frankly, seeing as I don't have a metal box protecting me fromo t
ts in cars that don't look for bikes when overtaling, pulling out of junctions and invariably just not looking more than five yards in front of their own bonnets, then I'd recommend wearing whatever can afford the most protection if I have to slide along the tarmac.Oh, and the weaving behind cars, please see my point about drivers who don't look properly. The amount of times I've come up behind a car, not that close, and they've no fucimg idea I'm even there because they haven't checked their rear view mirror for the last 20 miles, is shocking.
Frankly, if he got past you, didn't kill either you, himself, or anyone else, without breaking the law, what's the problem?
AndrewW-G said:
Stu R said:
speaking as someone who today was forced to take a dive and bite the tarmac, totalling a brand new bike in the process, thanks to a cretin in a car, who didn't stop to see if I was alive, I'd like to reply with:
f**k off.
Thankfuly your still on one piece, as we all know 95% of car drivers are wf**k off.
kers.......which is the same for Bike riders You werent "cocking around on a Yamaha R1" were you
Scrubs said:
The problem is that if for any reason I had to hit the brakes for anything that happened in front of me, I would of had a nice view of this guy flying over my roof as he was planted so close to my rear end. I could have counted his eye lashes through his visor.
Well quite. As an ex-biker I can tell you that so long as you have an active imagination, you ride defensively. Those that believe they are immortal are on a road to quickly discovering this is not in fact the case..Scrubs said:
Crappy rant
Stupid overtake at blind corner = bike with quick acceleration overtook in a place that I wouldn't have in my Volvo. Also could probably see further round due to elevated riding position / road position, but I couldn't in my Volvo, so must have been dangerous.I have started thinking about what completely OK maneuvres I have pulled off recently that must have had a car driver jumping up and down thinking I had just done something akin to killing children.
Moral of the story - Don't assume that you know what a bike can and can't safely do if you have never ridden one.
Tycho said:
Stu R said:
speaking as someone who today was forced to take a dive and bite the tarmac, totalling a brand new bike in the process, thanks to a cretin in a car, who didn't stop to see if I was alive, I'd like to reply with:
f**k off.
Hope you're not to badly hurt.f**k off.
To the OP: There are f
ktards both in cars and on bikes I guess that the hibernating bikers are just dusting off their bikes for the summer.Gassing Station | General Gassing [Archive] | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff