Bangernomics. Just how cheap can motoring get?

Bangernomics. Just how cheap can motoring get?

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Pat H

Original Poster:

8,058 posts

261 months

Saturday 20th September 2008
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Last week I swapped a second hand mattress for this:



Two owners, 71,000 miles, four good tyres and a new battery.

Today it had a plate welded on the sill, a new CV boot, a set of pads and an MOT, all of which set me back £142.80 including labour.

A defective heater was fixed with a new resistor which cost £8 on ebay.

Grand total to date:

£150.80 plus mattress.

Should provide frugal snotter duties for the next 12 months. smile

drink


Deluded

4,968 posts

196 months

Saturday 20th September 2008
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Looks very tidy that.

Shaw Tarse

31,608 posts

208 months

Saturday 20th September 2008
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Pat H said:
Last week I swapped a second hand mattress for this:



£150.80 plus mattress.

Should provide frugal snotter duties for the next 12 months. smile
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bobt

1,323 posts

208 months

Saturday 20th September 2008
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Pat H said:
Last week I swapped a second hand mattress for this:



Two owners, 71,000 miles, four good tyres and a new battery.

Today it had a plate welded on the sill, a new CV boot, a set of pads and an MOT, all of which set me back £142.80 including labour.

A defective heater was fixed with a new resistor which cost £8 on ebay.

Grand total to date:

£150.80 plus mattress.

Should provide frugal snotter duties for the next 12 months. smile

drink
Eight quid for a resistor. They saw you coming Pat. Should of gone ot Maplins or RS. wink

I bet the mattress was stained too !

Olf

11,974 posts

223 months

Saturday 20th September 2008
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Pat H said:
Last week I swapped a second hand mattress for this:



Two owners, 71,000 miles, four good tyres and a new battery.

Today it had a plate welded on the sill, a new CV boot, a set of pads and an MOT, all of which set me back £142.80 including labour.

A defective heater was fixed with a new resistor which cost £8 on ebay.

Grand total to date:

£150.80 plus mattress.

Should provide frugal snotter duties for the next 12 months. smile

drink
nice one Pat.



Edited by Olf on Saturday 20th September 20:01

sniff diesel

13,111 posts

217 months

Saturday 20th September 2008
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Olf said:
nice one Pat.

One for the £500k number plates thread I think.

zagato

1,136 posts

206 months

Saturday 20th September 2008
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I sold my last car for 5k while it was still worth something, whilst everything is in free fall due to the economic climate. I bought a temporary scorpio for 700 quid until things settle down. Been running fine, as it should do with only a couple of owners, FSH and very low miles. If it lasts a year until things pan out it'll have served it's purpose. I fully intend to pick up a rather nice car next year at knock down prices wink

jamoor

14,506 posts

220 months

Saturday 20th September 2008
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Deluded said:
Looks very tidy that.
Amazing what a quick polish and Black Dye on exterior trim can do.

jmcc500

647 posts

223 months

Saturday 20th September 2008
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My mate bought a Xantia Diesel 2 years ago. He paid £200 (including an extra £50 for the CD player that was fitted). It came with 1/2 a tank of fuel (£35 worth). He has run it since then as his daily car (in which time a 996 Carrera came and went as his toy - strange combo at the time!).

I think he has spent about £40 on a pair of brake discs, £100 on 2 MoT's (standard fee, no work required), and is now thinking he might service it. I say might, because when running a banger, spending £15 on oil has to be put into context - it is a huge proportion of the car's value!

Good luck with the Micra.

tomTVR

6,909 posts

246 months

Saturday 20th September 2008
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Pat H said:
Today it had a plate welded on the sill, a new CV boot, a set of pads and an MOT, all of which set me back £142.80 including labour.
Considering an MOT is £50 and id have thought buying and fitting a CV boot and pads would eat up most of the rest of the cost - you must know a cheap welder!

Meeja

8,290 posts

253 months

Saturday 20th September 2008
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Just one thought..... Who on earth would want a "second hand" mattress?!

There are some things that one just has to have from new!!!

Nice Micra by the way - I bought one for Mrs Meeja in January 2007. Has cost buttons to run, and is uber-reliable.

pits

6,479 posts

195 months

Saturday 20th September 2008
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my mate bought an astra mid 90s, for 30 quid with full tank of fuel in it, no mot bit of tax on it. put it through an mot and it passed, all it needed was some ductape on the arches. since then has cost him an alternator lol

Nigel Worc's

8,121 posts

193 months

Saturday 20th September 2008
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Jammy git lol

I could do with something like that for my 17 year old daughter to learn in.

Meeja

8,290 posts

253 months

Sunday 21st September 2008
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Nigel Worc's said:
Jammy git lol

I could do with something like that for my 17 year old daughter to learn in.
I presume you are talking about the car rather than the mattress!!

Nigel Worc's

8,121 posts

193 months

Sunday 21st September 2008
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I hope I am rolleyes

Pat H

Original Poster:

8,058 posts

261 months

Sunday 21st September 2008
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tomTVR said:
Pat H said:
Today it had a plate welded on the sill, a new CV boot, a set of pads and an MOT, all of which set me back £142.80 including labour.
Considering an MOT is £50 and id have thought buying and fitting a CV boot and pads would eat up most of the rest of the cost - you must know a cheap welder!
The chap is a mobile mechanic, with over 20 years experience.

This was the bill:

Pads: £13
CV boot kit: £8
Materials for welding: £10
MOT: £30
Labour: £65

All plus VAT, of course.

I would normally do things like the CV boot and the pads myself, but at these prices it is just not worth getting your hands dirty.

A couple of years ago I gave him a couple of belts and a pair of tensioner bearings and he changed the cam belts on my Ferrari 328 for £165.

Happy days. smile

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JKay

573 posts

206 months

Sunday 21st September 2008
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Looks like a bargain. However, some years ago I did get an identical Micra, but it just died on me (would run then just refuse to start again once the engine got up to operating temp), and a search on some forums revealed it was apparently a common fault with these cars? Sold it making buyer fully aware of the fault and never got another micra.

tomTVR

6,909 posts

246 months

Sunday 21st September 2008
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Pat H said:
tomTVR said:
Pat H said:
Today it had a plate welded on the sill, a new CV boot, a set of pads and an MOT, all of which set me back £142.80 including labour.
Considering an MOT is £50 and id have thought buying and fitting a CV boot and pads would eat up most of the rest of the cost - you must know a cheap welder!
The chap is a mobile mechanic, with over 20 years experience.

This was the bill:

Pads: £13
CV boot kit: £8
Materials for welding: £10
MOT: £30
Labour: £65

All plus VAT, of course.

I would normally do things like the CV boot and the pads myself, but at these prices it is just not worth getting your hands dirty.

A couple of years ago I gave him a couple of belts and a pair of tensioner bearings and he changed the cam belts on my Ferrari 328 for £165.

Happy days. smile

drink
Cripes! I need a guy like that for my cars.

DavidY

4,469 posts

289 months

Sunday 21st September 2008
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A few years ago I bought a Volvo 240 estate for £350, came with a free ride on childs tractor as my 3yo son wouldn't leave the sellers place without it!!!

Did 9000 miles, treated it to an oil change, MOT passed with a s/h light unit from a scappies, sold for £315 one year later.

Cheap motoring!

davidy

planetdave

9,921 posts

258 months

Sunday 21st September 2008
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Pat on his way to defend some scrotes, earlier.


I dare say you need a laugh if you're going to be banged up.