RE: BMW X5 (E53) 4.4 V8 | Shed of the Week

RE: BMW X5 (E53) 4.4 V8 | Shed of the Week

Friday 25th July

BMW X5 (E53) 4.4 V8 | Shed of the Week

Adamant you need a cheap V8 for what ails you? Step this way...


After years of bashing through the thick undergrowth, Shed has learnt that the more points of contact you have, the better the purchase - especially when things get sloppy. It’s also vital to keep your drive shafts in top order. But apart from what he gets up to with the postmistress, all that stuff also applies to 4x4s like today’s gen-one BMW X5. Not just any old 3.0 diesel X5 either, but a 4.4 V8 one in a fetching shade of Ruby Red. 

The vendors have thankfully resisted the temptation to put their ad through an AI word-mincer. As such, we are not left gasping under the usual tide of words like ‘sleek’, ‘stylish’, and ‘peace of mind’. The sellers have been honest about the condition and made an effort to present it well for the pics, but there’s a limit to how much you can smarten up a car that’s rocking peeling lacquer and parking/trolley wounds on more or less every bit of sticky-out bodywork. 

They’ve not been brave enough to tackle the interior, and you can see why. It looks like Bob the Binman has been using it for temporary overflow storage. Back seats normally fare better than the fronts on old cars, but on this one, they’re even filthier than the fronts. It’s properly grimy in there. A specialist with the right products and the right amount of time could probably bring it back to somewhere above bio-hazardous, but then with the muck removed, the next thing you’re likely to notice will be how strangely worn the seats are for a 111,000-mile car. Some people do strangely wear their cars, though. Having examined many a crusty gearknob in his time, usually with a clothes peg on his nose, Shed has often wondered exactly what goes into human sweat. 

Depending on whether or not the owner took action on the MOT advisories reported in its most recent test last October, some brake work might be required. After peering through the gaps in the alloys, Shed isn’t convinced that the discs were replaced as the tester was perhaps hoping they might be. You’d want confirmation from the paperwork on that. Having looked at those papers, you could then put them under the car to see how non-excessive the oil leak is on this 4.4-litre M62. Or possibly was, if the leak has stopped. Probably best if it hasn’t stopped, tbh, because at least that way you know there’s still some oil in there, which is what most of us like to see on non-electric engines. M62s did have a bit of a rep for leaking or burning oil.

On the plus side, the chain-timed, naturally aspirated, single VANOS V8 used in early E53 X5s like this offered 282hp at 5,400rpm and 325lb ft at 3,600rpm, enough for a 0-60mph time in the low to mid sevens. You’d think it might go harder than that, but it was pushing nearly 2.2 tonnes up the road. That explains the fuel consumption figure of 20mpg if you were lucky. 2003-on X5s switched to the more powerful 315hp N62 V8, taking the 0-60 time down to seven seconds dead. A 4.6 version of the M62 with 342hp was available from 2001, and a 4.8 N62 with 355hp came out in 2004, a year before the M62 was discontinued. That 4.8 X5 did the 0-60 in six seconds. 

Apart from oil leaks, M62 engines also suffered from issues with their VANOS systems, cooling pipes and valve stem seals, and perhaps most famously with their timing chain guides. These plastic items were vulnerable to a good bashing by the chain if the chain tensioner was running dry as a result of blocked oilways. When the chain slipped off the sprocket, all hell broke loose. 

Transmissions and transfer cases eventually gave up. The vendor says our shed is driving well, but they do admit to an intermittent cutting out, which they think might be a sensor. It might indeed be a faulty cam or crankshaft position sensor, but it could also be a dodgy fuel pump. Leaky VANOS seals could cause this cutting out too, although Shed thinks that was more of a thing on the double VANOS engines. You could also expect problems with the air suspension and electronics, mainly the window regulators and door locks. 

Sounds like a nightmare all told, but if this example has been through all this stuff and come out on the other side, which bar the cutting out thing it may well have done, you could soon come to appreciate it as a decent and characterful all-rounder. Folk sneer at the X5 these days, but we should remember the esteem in which it was held when it came out. They were well built, too. The boot wasn’t the largest in class, but the split rear tailgate with a drop-down lower section and a slide-out floor made loading nice and easy. This car doesn’t have big wheels on it, which your backside will be grateful for on longer trips. 

If you like the idea of a V8 and aren’t into perfection, you might think it’s worth a punt at £1,490, a fair reduction on the £45k it cost new. The tax isn’t bad either. Because this 335g/km car was registered in the last week of February 2001, the bill for that comes as a pleasant surprise at £360 a year, less than half what it would have been if it had been put on the road after 1 March 2001. What a difference a day makes, as Shed’s best man said to him the day after his wedding.


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Mumble

Original Poster:

89 posts

34 months

It looks like a as shed

yme402

534 posts

117 months


Ugly and the start of BMW losing its prestige and exclusivity. Makes you look like a council estate thug who is working his way up to his first MK1 Range Rover Sport. Just needs vape-vents to complete the look.

Edited by yme402 on Friday 25th July 09:00

tomsugden

2,367 posts

243 months

I remember when these first came out and a friend at work rocked up in one. Awesome shed!

el romeral

1,627 posts

152 months

Has the basis of a good shed but needs some of the strongest cleaning products known to man, to sort the inside. Definitely a gamble, judging by some of the description but worth it for the V8, I think. Hilarious opening paragraph.

JD2329

500 posts

183 months

‘Do not expect a brand new car.’
No kidding.
Too much against it, very tatty with an oil leak and a potentially serious issue.
There s no mention of a maintenance record and numerous other things could be on the brink.
This is cheap, but not that cheap.


Edited by JD2329 on Friday 25th July 06:31


Edited by JD2329 on Friday 25th July 06:33

Venisonpie

4,109 posts

97 months

A total heap of sh!te, not even close to being a gamble.

Robertb

2,748 posts

253 months

Having run a 3.0i version of one of these I’d say the asking price is likely to be a stage payment.

Keep on top of the maintenance and they’re actually very good cars and it’s nice to see a standard one.

I always fancied a 4.8iS for the noise but I understand the fuel costs are predictably heinous.

Kipsrs

582 posts

64 months

Fuel. . 12 to 16 mpg maybe a bit more if you’re really careful but with a V8 soundtrack under the bonnet who’s going to be watching the gauge? Deep pockets indeed are needed for this shed. .

Wren-went

978 posts

53 months

No thanks, I would only ever consider any generation of X5 that's a Diesel, my points certainly aren't that deep I could run a 4.4 V8 even as a 2nd car.

Whoever buys that needs treatment.

Jurdy

279 posts

299 months

I had one of these, albeit I wasn't as brave as the first owner of this car and bought mine in silver. It was a good car for its time... until I found out it had been built and assembled on a Friday. The electrics just did their own thing, it used to light up like a fairground and then 'just because' go dark.. not just the dashboard, the screen as well... I gave up on it when the heated seats tried to boil my spuds with the accompanied whiff of electrical fire. It was three years old when I left her go for cash to a man from the Wirral with a lot of knuckle jewellery. We also moved shortly afterwards.

Alpenus

207 posts

45 months

There is only one forum member who is qualified to comment on this, he will be along soon Cerb…

fantheman80

1,997 posts

64 months

el romeral said:
Has the basis of a good shed but needs some of the strongest cleaning products known to man, to sort the inside.
Yeah that's a dirty, dirty place and I am glad smell-a-vision is not a thing yet ... I just cant fathom dealers at this end of the market, - margins must be paper thin but take the can out the centre console and give it at least a wipe and some tyre spray

996GT3_Matt

241 posts

219 months

Hmm, this one feels like a shed and brave pill all wrapped into one!

The BMW interiors of this generation have aged nicely (ignoring the grime in this case).

Blackpuddin

18,227 posts

220 months

Jurdy said:
I had one of these, albeit I wasn't as brave as the first owner of this car and bought mine in silver. It was a good car for its time... until I found out it had been built and assembled on a Friday. The electrics just did their own thing, it used to light up like a fairground and then 'just because' go dark.. not just the dashboard, the screen as well... I gave up on it when the heated seats tried to boil my spuds with the accompanied whiff of electrical fire. It was three years old when I left her go for cash to a man from the Wirral with a lot of knuckle jewellery. We also moved shortly afterwards.
biglaugh

JD2329

500 posts

183 months

Wren-went said:
No thanks, I would only ever consider any generation of X5 that's a Diesel, my points certainly aren't that deep I could run a 4.4 V8 even as a 2nd car.

Whoever buys that needs treatment.
I hear you, but if you get the timing wrong the diesels can also be pretty runious.
In the usual BMW window of wallet rape - 70-100k - our family's 3.0d needed new injectors, glow plugs, a new control module as it wasn't regenrating, plus the generic stuff like diff seals.
If you're not doing too many miles, I wouldn't discount a V8 X5. Just not this one.

Still Mulling

14,547 posts

192 months

Nope.

Excellent write-up; terrible shed.

This will have gone to scrap by the end of the year. Far too much wrong with it.

Rob 131 Sport

3,723 posts

67 months

I saw a 2005 7 series yesterday and thought what an awful bloated money pit that would be. This X5 is marginally better. I still wouldn’t be interested in such a car at this price point.

cerb4.5lee

37,531 posts

195 months

Alpenus said:
There is only one forum member who is qualified to comment on this, he will be along soon Cerb
beer

A brilliant opening paragraph for sure. biggrin

I absolutely loved my 2004 X5 4.8iS for definite...well apart from the 12mpg on my commute though! I never got it over 20mpg either(even sat at 50mph on a long run).

This definitely brought back memories for me, and mine leaked oil even with only 30 odd thousand miles on it. The panoramic roof never played me up though.

I do love the idea of a V8 petrol X5, but my personal reality suits the 3.0 diesel straight 6 better though, and in some ways lovely V8's in heavy cars could be argued as a waste though for me.

I'm currently in a 2024 X5 40d with it's world famous 900 mile range, and that is incredible on fuel for the size/weight of it I think(mid 40's mpg very easily in comparison to my old one).


Edited by cerb4.5lee on Friday 25th July 08:12

eldar

24,022 posts

211 months

Proper shed, this.

For a grand, and a diy spanner based workover, it'd be fun for a year or so. Plenty worse.

apm142001

279 posts

104 months

As someone currently dealing with an intermittent fault (transmission in my case) that s probably electrical but is difficult to trace, and seems fine the rest of the time, the bit about the occasional engine cut-out issue would be enough to put me off on its own.

These are the worst sort of faults; you do your research but nothing you find quite matches the issue, you ask specialists, get several conflicting opinions, change parts, then when you ve driven just far enough that you think the problem is fixed, it ll happen again. It s far better when something s just broken.

I suppose in this case if you just want to drive about locally, will scrap the thing if needs be, and perhaps also suffer from anosmia then this might be alright for storing things you don t want left outside. But from memory these X5s aren t too costly in general, so finding a better one shouldn t be difficult.