RE: Mini JCW GP (R53) | Spotted

RE: Mini JCW GP (R53) | Spotted

Thursday 31st October

Mini JCW GP (R53) | Spotted

The idea of a two-seat hot Mini seemed ridiculous. Oh how the original GP proved us wrong


A new John Cooper Works Mini has just landed, if you hadn’t noticed, and for the first time ever it’s available in two different flavours. Firstly, an all-electric model based on the new J01 platform that’s built in China, and, as of a couple of weeks ago, a petrol-powered version based on the Oxford-made F65 architecture. Take note, other carmakers (coughJaguar): having a piston and EV version of the same model with equal performance is a fine way to cover all bases, what with variety being the spice of life and all. But it does make you wonder what form the next iteration lightweight, two-seater Mini GP will take.

Mini hasn’t yet said that another GP is in the works, and it’s probably still recovering after the, er, divisive GP3. That said, the firm's head of product, Dr. Stefan Floeck, mentioned in an interview at the current gen’s lunch last year that the goal is still to make another GP, before being swiftly cut off by a panicked PR person. No confirmation was the official word, with no details on whether a potential GP4 would be petrol, electric or both. And if it does come, it’s probably pretty far over the horizon anyway. So why not remind yourself of how magnificent Mini’s two-seater hatchback is with the original GP we have here.

In fact, you could argue that the John Cooper Works GP (to call it by its official name) kicked off the whole two-seat hot hatch trend. Yes, hatchbacks have been ditching the second row for decades, but (and please correct me if I'm wrong) most were of the homologation specials prior to the GP’s arrival. A Lancia Delta S4 or Peugeot 205 T16 are technically hatchbacks, but they were essentially off-road supercars dressed to look like their road-going counterparts - and very roughly at that. The GP, meanwhile, was purely aimed at the hot hatch enthusiast, stripping out the rear bench, thinning out the sound deadening and making the air con and radio optional extras to help save 50kg - down to a slender 1,090kg. 

Coupled with that was a nice uptick in performance, too. The JCW’s 1.6-litre, supercharged four-banger received upgraded injectors, a revised intake system, a less restrictive intercooler and an ECU tweak hiking power up to 218hp. A freer-flowing exhaust embossed with the John Cooper Works logo came included too, while a standard limited-slip differential helped transfer a serious amount of grunt for a front-wheel-drive car to the tarmac.

And how about those looks? Four-spoke wheels are hard to pull off, but they look marvellous on the GP, contrasting well with the 50 shades of grey paintwork and trim. Tweaks to the bodywork were modest, ranging from sportier skirts to a taller rear wing, but they added just the right amount of aggression, while the interior benefitted from Recaro seats, GP branding and a strut brace where the rear seats once sat. Interestingly, all 2,000 examples (of which only 450 came to the UK) were assembled by hand in Italy by Bertone, such was the uniqueness of the GP’s build.

The GP has always been a special little car, and one that appears to be gaining more admirers as the years tick by. Fortunately, then, you can still pick them up for sensible money, as chassis number 24 here proves. It’s covered just 30,000 miles, has been with its current owner for the last eight years and comes with air conditioning. I know, I know, that just makes it heavier, but it’s a price worth paying to not melt in the summer, which is probably when you’ll be getting the most use out of it. This one’s up for £17,995, though if you don’t mind a few miles there’s car number 725 here for a £4k discount. Or if you’re in need of something newer, you could always drop a bid on this R56 JCW that’s currently up on PH Auctions…


SPECIFICATION | MINI JOHN COOPER WORKS GP (R53)

Engine: 1,598cc four-cylinder, supercharged
Transmission: six-speed manual, front-wheel drive
Power (hp): 218@7,100rpm
Torque (lb ft): 184@4,600rpm
MPG: 32.8
CO2: 207g/km
Year registered: 2006
Recorded mileage: 30,000
Price new: £22,000
Yours for: £17,995

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fantheman80

Original Poster:

1,650 posts

56 months

Thursday 31st October
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wonderful thing

Just always bugged me they didnt have enough the red paint for the rear callipers

Edited by fantheman80 on Thursday 31st October 14:23

mooseracer

2,114 posts

177 months

Thursday 31st October
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That is a proper thing, love it.

garypotter

1,722 posts

157 months

Thursday 31st October
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mooseracer said:
That is a proper thing, love it.
No its a mini

daveco

4,229 posts

214 months

Thursday 31st October
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The closest thing you can get a to a go kart imo, very little inertia or body roll at all in these.

CrippsCorner

3,015 posts

188 months

Thursday 31st October
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Loved my R53 - Would love to give one of these a go too.

pb8g09

2,688 posts

76 months

Thursday 31st October
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fantheman80 said:
wonderful thing

Just always bugged me they didnt have enough the red paint for the rear callipers

Edited by fantheman80 on Thursday 31st October 14:23
Gah now you've said that I can't unsee it!

MrGeoff

697 posts

179 months

Thursday 31st October
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That's a blast from the past, not seen those awful seatbelt cushion things since the late 90s/early 00s. They need to go!

Leins

9,656 posts

155 months

Thursday 31st October
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Love mine, nearly a decade with it now. For me they have the perfect combination of power, weight and size for a B-road. The looks always appealed to me, and I like the noise they make with the supercharger. The drinking problem (20mpg) doesn’t bother me as I don’t cover enough mileage in it to make a difference

Personally, I’d have no use for the rear seats anyway, I love hot hatches and these are actually really practical with the decent boot for trips away

This one is a keeper I think


SpadeBrigade

719 posts

146 months

Thursday 31st October
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Great cars, I’ve had two R53 GP’s, I missed the first one I owned so much I bought another.

Just recently purchased another JCW 210 R53. Just brilliant cars. They were always good, but compared to so many modern cars they are fantastic fun, and have genuine character.

NitroNick

751 posts

217 months

Thursday 31st October
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Leins said:
This one is a keeper I think

They are unbelievably rare over here. I’ve only seen one in the flesh (possibly your one) Such a cool little thing.

MustangGT

12,287 posts

287 months

Thursday 31st October
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daveco said:
The closest thing you can get a to a go kart imo, very little inertia or body roll at all in these.
Nope, that would be a Lotus or Caterham.

howardhughes

1,110 posts

211 months

Thursday 31st October
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SpadeBrigade said:
Great cars, I’ve had two R53 GP’s, I missed the first one I owned so much I bought another.

Just recently purchased another JCW 210 R53. Just brilliant cars. They were always good, but compared to so many modern cars they are fantastic fun, and have genuine character.
That's why I love my R56 JCW so much. Full of character.

howardhughes

1,110 posts

211 months

Thursday 31st October
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I think I've only ever seen one of these, and one GP2. Both of which had amazing presence. The GP2 more so,

nismo48

4,440 posts

214 months

Thursday 31st October
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Leins said:
Love mine, nearly a decade with it now. For me they have the perfect combination of power, weight and size for a B-road. The looks always appealed to me, and I like the noise they make with the supercharger. The drinking problem (20mpg) doesn’t bother me as I don’t cover enough mileage in it to make a difference

Personally, I’d have no use for the rear seats anyway, I love hot hatches and these are actually really practical with the decent boot for trips away

This one is a keeper I think

Cracking little car and great picture too..

coded2112

171 posts

228 months

Thursday 31st October
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I have owned mine since new and love it still!! 120k miles and still thrash it regularly.

It is Thunder Blue in colour not shades of grey!!! And it is not a strut brace either! Just something to stop luggage ending up in the front

Edited by coded2112 on Thursday 31st October 17:58

cerb4.5lee

33,614 posts

187 months

Thursday 31st October
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I used to work with a chap who had one of these, and I always remember thinking what a good noise it made. They're very cool cars I reckon.

MyV10BarksAndBites

1,086 posts

56 months

Thursday 31st October
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Brilliant.. beer

Water Fairy

5,774 posts

162 months

Thursday 31st October
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It'll drive great no doubt but with only two seats it misses the point of a being a hot hatch. It's an attempt to be, and compete with, something entirely different. Something more focused. Things that actually may be quicker and better vfm.

Whilst its performance is more than adequate in the real world, it is, by today's standards quite meh.

A great thing at maybe £8-9000k but £18? Nah.

The only thing I will add is that it will of course hold its value well, but my money would go elsewhere.

Lo-Fi

811 posts

77 months

Thursday 31st October
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MustangGT said:
daveco said:
The closest thing you can get a to a go kart imo, very little inertia or body roll at all in these.
Nope, that would be a Lotus or Caterham.
Nope, that would be a go kart.

1.6, two seater and 30mpg??

Demonix

580 posts

219 months

Thursday 31st October
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Bought a 2008 R56 MCS as a station car after my A6 Avant was written off, absolutely love it, now had for 3 years but am now looking for a JCW as post pandemic O don't need a big german wagon but enjoy nipping about in a small fun manual motor!