RE: New Brabus SUV is a 700hp Rolls-Royce Cullinan

RE: New Brabus SUV is a 700hp Rolls-Royce Cullinan

Tuesday 29th October

New Brabus SUV is a 700hp Rolls-Royce Cullinan

Hold onto that monocle: the 700 Blue Sky gets a wider carbon bodykit - and a 753,000 euro price tag


Ever thought the Rolls-Royce Cullinan was lacking in the opulence department? Us neither, but that just means that if we were in charge of Brabus we probably wouldn’t dream up something as loopy as this. Meet the Brabus 700 Blue Sky, a blistered-arched, carbon fibre’d Cullinan that ought to have monocles falling out faster than the Monegasque socialite can get their order in.

It really is a sight to behold, isn't it? The Cullinan is far from a shrinking violet, but Bottrop’s take on brings a degree of extravagance that, to some, is sorely lacking on Goodwood’s SUV in its standard form. To do that, Brabus has bolted on its ‘Widestar’ bodykit, stretching the arches and bulking up the bumpers with exposed, glossy carbon fibre. More carbon can be found the rear wings, one above the rear window and the other just below, as well as on the number plate holders and even the badge, and anything that was originally chrome has been replaced with gloss black trim. Brabus says the design is all part of its ‘one-second-wow’ effect, and there’s no denying that.

That same ethos has been applied to the powertrain. Pinning the right pedal in a standard Cullinan is enough to muster a ‘good heavens’ from whoever’s driving, but to get that coveted ‘wow’ Brabus is after, the tuner has dialled up the 6.75-litre, twin-turbo V12 to 700hp and 701lb ft of torque - 100hp and 37lb ft more than a Cullinan Black Badge. Brabus hasn’t disclosed how it’s gone about unlocking all that extra grunt, other than the fitment of a stainless twin-exit exhaust system (with ‘active sound management’ butterfly valves), but it does say the 700 Blue Sky will get you from 0-62mph in five seconds dead - around three tenths faster than the standard car.

Meanwhile, the interior is almost unrecognisable. Rolls-Royce’s finely-crafted wood veneer trim is immediately ejected upon arrival at Bottrop and replaced with carbon fibre, while Goodwood’s hand-stitched leather is ditched for the tuner’s own, fully-custom upholstery. The ‘particularly soft and breathable’ leather is finished in ‘Blue Sky’, providing a striking contrast with the all-black exterior. Even the LED-lined headliner is done in house, mimicking the look of Rolls-Royce’s own Starlight liner.

No word on whether any work’s been done to the brakes or suspension, although a new ‘SportXtra’ mode can apparently lower the ride height by up to 25mm. And then there are the wheels, which are considerably chunkier than the already massive rims on the base car. They’re 24 inches all round, two more than the regular Cullinan, though perhaps more eye-opening is how much wider they are. The fronts measure in at 295mm, 40mm wider then standard, while the 355mm rears are a whopping 70mm broader. All come crapped in either Continental, Hankook or Yokohama rubber, to whom you’ll probably become their next best customer.

Not that potentially frequent tyre changes will matter all that much to Brabus buyers, mind. Prices for the 700 Blue Sky start at €753,400 (or £626k) before taxes are taken into account. Chump change to much of the tuner’s client base, surely, but if all you’re after is a blacked-out Cullinan, then take a look at this 2022 car for £296,950. Better yet, up the budget a smidgen and this Brabus-tuned Range Rover SV becomes available, all for less than half the price of the Blue Sky. Just saying…


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LotusOmega375D

Original Poster:

8,093 posts

160 months

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Surely that has to be peak drug dealer? More Pablo Escobar than blacked out County Lines BMW 1 Series.

Motormouth88

368 posts

67 months

Tuesday 29th October
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That’s a lot of money to look like you’re driving a juiced up London cab

Supersam83

797 posts

152 months

Tuesday 29th October
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Drug Dealers and Russian Oligarchs Edition.

Was there ever a pimped up/blinged up version of the Rolls Royce Silver Spirit back in the day?

I'm sure drug dealers/Russian Oligarchs were more classy back then?

ChrisCh86

958 posts

51 months

Tuesday 29th October
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I watched a tour of Brabus' facility and it's quite impressive, so I know they've found a real market for such an awful creation.

Clearly there's money to be made in taking out all of the nice touches and replacing everything with carbon fibre, but surely it must be a small market of footballers and Saudi sheiks?!

AKjr

532 posts

18 months

Tuesday 29th October
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Vile beyond belief.

LotusOmega375D

Original Poster:

8,093 posts

160 months

Tuesday 29th October
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They seem to have got the herringbone c/f weave pattern the wrong way round on the section around the exhaust pipe and the diffusery bit along the bottom of the car. It doesn’t match either the rear wheel arch extension or the other horizontal strip running along the hatch lid just above it. Still it’s only three quarters of a million Euros.


620S

390 posts

205 months

Tuesday 29th October
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The fact more and more of these overweight vile vehicles are being produced means there is either;

1. A lot of muppets out there with no taste
2. A few way too financially privileged muppets out there with multiple vile vehicles with no taste.

Or basically a high level of insecurity to their basic essential human nature meaning they feel they have to buy these as a false sense of hope to make them feel better with.. no taste.

bigdom

2,117 posts

152 months

Tuesday 29th October
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I'd pass even if I did have the funds.

I wonder which one of the Manchester players will get one first?

Firebobby

687 posts

46 months

Tuesday 29th October
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Fantastic! PCP price with a £10k deposit pleasebiggrin

VR6 Eug

695 posts

206 months

Tuesday 29th October
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Looks like a London Black cab....no thanks

fantheman80

1,650 posts

56 months

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Right they've seen the rocket yesterday.....now show them what we did with the Cullinan

oedipus

416 posts

73 months

Tuesday 29th October
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“All come crapped in either Continental, Hankook or Yokohama rubber”

The writer so nearly got to the end before letting their real feelings show.

Digger

15,179 posts

198 months

Tuesday 29th October
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Yep - proofreader's day off it seems.

8Ace

2,758 posts

205 months

Tuesday 29th October
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They've ruined something that was already ghastly. Quite an achievement.

CG2020UK

2,027 posts

47 months

Tuesday 29th October
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An interior that looks about 20 years old

NGK210

3,428 posts

152 months

Tuesday 29th October
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What’s the going rate for an advertorial in a publication whose audience gives zero f*cks about your product?
yuck

sidesauce

2,710 posts

225 months

Tuesday 29th October
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NGK210 said:
What’s the going rate for an advertorial in a publication whose audience gives zero f*cks about your product?
yuck
The fact you've commented shows you give a f*ck. Whilst this Cullinan might not be for me I'm personally very glad Brabus exists - they don't just make customised products like this but they also do armoured cars and their classic restorations are done to the highest level. I'd certainly give them a call when funds allow.

rowley birkin

500 posts

107 months

Tuesday 29th October
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Absolutely love this, get out of my way peasants !

Maccmike8

1,171 posts

61 months

Tuesday 29th October
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Soon to be seen in Cheshire.

C69

537 posts

19 months

Tuesday 29th October
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"Rolls-Royce’s finely-crafted wood veneer trim is immediately ejected upon arrival at Bottrop and replaced with carbon fibre, while Goodwood’s hand-stitched leather is ditched for the tuner’s own, fully-custom upholstery."

What a waste of craftsmanship.