RE: 2024 BMW M4 Competition | UK Review

RE: 2024 BMW M4 Competition | UK Review

Thursday 10th October

2024 BMW M4 Competition | UK Review

Are we over the looks yet? Good - because the updated M4 is better than ever


BMW M, along with every performance subdivision around - the successful ones, at least - knows that it has to give the people what they want. If the people aren’t going to buy it, don’t make it. See what’s happened with the four-cylinder C63 for proof. Your fast car offering has to be desirable, relevant, engaging and everything else on top. 

So when the M3’s automated manual just wouldn’t cut it anymore, in came a DCT. When the V8 wasn’t torquey (or clean) enough, a twin-turbo six arrived. That dual-clutch was so good (and so popular) that the manual could be dropped entirely (from some markets, at least). As buyers took to new technology in their droves, so the old ways could be left behind. The M3 and M4 continue to evolve and modernise, and their popularity appears unharmed. If the people want it and buy it, BMW builds it. 

All of which means we now live in a world of auto-only, xDrive-only M3s and M4s. Still takes a bit of getting used to, given the latter badge is only a decade old and that was a pretty different car to this one, but it’s also a hard decision to argue. The M2 remains there with a manual and rear-drive for those that must, and the xDrive installation really is very hard to fault. Why wouldn’t BMW sell only the more expensive, more profitable variant that’s the one the majority are buying anyway? Worked for going auto-only, after all. 

The car seen here is the LCI (Life Cycle Impulse) mid-life refresh of the M4. Having driven a convertible in Germany, an opportunity to try a coupe in the UK wasn’t one to pass up. (Albeit without time for snaps, hence the press images of an LCI'd German car in the manual, 480hp, non-Comp spec we don’t get.) The first eight-speed xDrive came in like a wrecking ball in 2021, confounding all notions of four-wheel drive in performance cars of this ilk. What was notable was just how seamless the installation was; this was just an M4 that boasted more traction when needed. It could be just as silly when required. More M4, more of the time. 

This update looks like a case of more again. More power (now 530hp, from 510hp), more screenage, more tech (like the wonderful CSL-style OLED lights), more money. Our test car was very easily specced - thank you, Ultimate Pack - to £111,000. But no more weight, thank goodness: still just 1,850kg.  

To most intents and purposes, this resembles the same old M4 xDrive. The new look is welcome (honest), with the fresh lighting front and rear usefully jazzing up each end and meaning that even the reasonably casual observer could identify it as an update. The G82 still looks large (the rear doors of the M3 help break up the bulk) and a Giulia will still take the beauty pageant wreath home, though it’s better.

The interior refresh is probably where the biggest improvements lie (and it wasn’t bad to start with). Combining both driver’s dials and infotainment display into one widescreen, as seen across the BMW range now, does feel a tad overwhelming initially, though looks a lot neater than the old setup when put side-by-side. The digital readouts have a nicer design now as well. Plus, this being a BMW, everything feels beautifully built (as well it might for the price) and works really nicely, whether using the touchscreen, iDrive dial, buttons or voice. As the tech becomes more prominent, so ease of use becomes more important with it. Retaining a sense of occasion almost seems like a bonus on top - this undoubtedly feels far more like a £85k car (as standard) everywhere that you look than a Giulia ever will. 

That it’s taken this time to get to how the 2024 M4 xDrive actually goes down a road should say a lot about the experience. It’s as you were, basically. Where once an LCI revision might usher in some meaningful hardware and software changes, whatever’s happened this time around has had a less pronounced effect. Or, more likely because nothing has been mentioned, nothing has been changed. And why would it? The xDrive was a beast the first time around, so that’s exactly what BMW has offered up again. Another 20hp on top of the official 510hp of before isn’t even another shot in a bucket-sized punchbowl (the 0-62mph remains at 3.5 seconds), so that familiar feeling of epic, indefatigable, who-needs-an-M5-anyway shove is unchanged. Still addictive, strong from no revs and soaring to 7,200rpm. 

Similarly, the way it drives makes a mockery of preconceived notions about weight and four-driven wheels - but that happened in 2021 also. As well as being savagely fast and an accomplished grand tourer, the M4 can be accurate, precise and rewarding on top. Perhaps nobody’s dream M car of this calibre was so heavy and so complex, yet the result remains pretty astonishing. The front axle is unfazed by any drive requirements, still pin sharp, and no axle is ever overburdened (unless you want the rear to be). The xDrive always ensures the right split feels exciting, safe, fast and engaging. With the powertrain in Sport (because Efficient seems inappropriate), the brake similarly configured for a bit more weight to go with the immense power (though just one better pedal would be preferable) and everything else in Comfort - the more aggressive damping will be better suited to track - it’s a ferociously fast car. With just about enough coming back to feel interesting. 

If this car were something like a BMW M6 (which feels acceptable given the performance, luxury, tech and size), probably there’d be less controversy around price, xDrive, an auto that’s very good without being great and so on. Because the M4 badge has come so far in such a short space of time, it can be hard to keep up with what BMW expects the car to be. Patently it’s hard to recommend spending £111,000 on a regular production BMW 4 Series, particularly one that’s only modestly improved from before. Even if a lease on an original xDrive is winding up, it’ll feel a lot like the same again rather than a significant step forward.

That being said, the all-wheel drive M4 nailed the brief so emphatically the first time around that it’s perhaps churlish to expect very much more just three years later. Anyone without experience of the xDrive will likely be blown away by the interior and the devastating speed; anyone familiar will find the same old monster presented in ever so slightly nicer fashion. Don’t be surprised if, despite your laudably purist proclivities, you like it very much indeed.  


SPECIFICATION | 2024 BMW M4 COMPETITION XDRIVE (G82)

Engine: 2,993cc, twin-turbo straight-six
Transmission: 8-speed auto, all-wheel drive
Power (hp): 530@6,250rpm
Torque (lb ft): 479@2,750-5,730rpm
0-62mph: 3.5sec
Top speed: 155mph
Weight: 1,775kg DIN, 1,850kg EU
MPG: 28-28.2
CO2: 226-229g/km
Price: £85,155 (price as standard; price as tested £111,104.99 (!), comprising Skyscraper Grey metallic for £875, M Race Track Package (Carbon ceramic brakes, M Carbon bucket seats, M Driver’s Pack) for £11,900, Ultimate Pack (Heated steering wheel, Electric bootlid, Comfort Access, BMW Individual Lights Shadow Line, Luxury Instrument Panel, Adaptive LED lights, High beam assist, Driving Assistant Pro, Parking Assistant Plus, M Carbon exterior styling) for £12,850, Kyalami Orange and Black bicolour extended Merino leather) for £325)

 

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pheonix478

Original Poster:

2,019 posts

45 months

Thursday 10th October
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Over the looks? No. Looks like sh it. So sh it I don't care how it drives.

m62tu

52 posts

46 months

Thursday 10th October
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This new breed of xDrive M4s are weapons, not drivers cars. Taking the market what the GT-R once held. For the thrill of a drive, the M2 is the better choice. Sadly it lacks in the aesthetic department, too. I'd gravitate for a Carrera 2S at this price point, or search dealer lots for any unsold C63s coupes. A final edition Giulia Quadrifoglio would be a good choice as well.

pb8g09

2,688 posts

76 months

Thursday 10th October
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On an M car, already priced at £85k, I’d expect some of those options in the ‘packs’ to be standard on my car. Tired of having to examine every option list when buying a used BMW or Porsche just to find out if it has heated seats or a reverse camera…

Arsecati

2,502 posts

124 months

Thursday 10th October
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Nope, not over the looks at all - still horrendous.

mooseracer

2,121 posts

177 months

Thursday 10th October
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pb8g09 said:
On an M car, already priced at £85k, I’d expect some of those options in the ‘packs’ to be standard on my car. Tired of having to examine every option list when buying a used BMW or Porsche just to find out if it has heated seats or a reverse camera…
Have to say, you'd expect everything in the "Ultimate Pack" to be standard for the price.

fantheman80

1,653 posts

56 months

Thursday 10th October
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It seems BMW dont want us to forget the nostrils either, putting some Trans-Am stickers on the bonnet pointing to them


stuckmojo

3,269 posts

195 months

Thursday 10th October
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Nope, still minging

PRO5T

4,922 posts

32 months

Thursday 10th October
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I, along with others it would appear am not over the looks.

Why have they installed what can only appear to be a penis tray on the seats as well?

Ray_Aber

562 posts

283 months

Thursday 10th October
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A great car, but it’s still very ugly from the front, and still retains that bulging bun. I couldn’t buy one due to its looks.

Notsofastfrank

216 posts

202 months

Thursday 10th October
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I’m over the looks.
What on earth is a “Luxury instrument panel” and what has happened to Laserlights, have BMW quietly dropped them?

GTEYE

2,167 posts

217 months

Thursday 10th October
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Wait until the next one turns up as an EV, then the moaners will really have something to moan about.




Forester1965

2,834 posts

10 months

Thursday 10th October
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Bored bored bored of carbon this carbon that carbon tat.

Betsybusso

12 posts

37 months

Thursday 10th October
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Nope, will never get over the looks. It’s awful.

heisthegaffer

3,652 posts

205 months

Thursday 10th October
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Bore off with this 'looking more like an £85k car than a Giulia ever will'.

The Alfa is a more beautiful car with nicer dials and is cheaper. Rather than a really aggressive looking thing with too many screens.

I didn't bother reading the review much after this but how much was the car on the pictures on the road or the one you actually tested I wonder?

theicemario

876 posts

82 months

Thursday 10th October
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Love the blue interior thumbupthumbup

eein

1,384 posts

272 months

Thursday 10th October
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There surely must be companies offering nose job replacement front bumpers for these things by now?

cerb4.5lee

33,686 posts

187 months

Thursday 10th October
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I've always wanted one of these and I still do. I'll have mine in Tanzanite Blue please, and I think it would make a great replacement for my F82 M4 I reckon. My M4 is a right handful over the cold/damp/wet winter months(brilliant in summer though), so the xDrive is welcome in this in my opinion.

GreatScott2016

1,489 posts

95 months

Thursday 10th October
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cerb4.5lee said:
I've always wanted one of these and I still do. I'll have mine in Tanzanite Blue please, and I think it would make a great replacement for my F82 M4 I reckon. My M4 is a right handful over the cold/damp/wet winter months(brilliant in summer though), so the xDrive is welcome in this in my opinion.
I think you’re spot on with the summer / winter thing. The xDrive at this time of year would be a real bonus for me. Still not convinced on the front end though, but when I see one on the road, it does look at lot better than in the pics so I may yet be converted smile

MrGeoff

697 posts

179 months

Thursday 10th October
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GTEYE said:
Wait until the next one turns up as an EV, then the moaners will really have something to moan about.
Agreed.

bigyoungdave

147 posts

34 months

Thursday 10th October
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I agree that this is no looker. However, in the darker colours (especially tanzanite blue) they look ok and it wouldn't be a deal breaker for me, especially as the reviews have been very positive on them as drivers cars. Alfa Giulia aside, I can't really think of another family performance car that has its looks nailed (RS4 is now OTT to my eyes as well, C63 a bit bland with terrible interior)