RE: Range Rover V8 (L322) | Shed of the Week

RE: Range Rover V8 (L322) | Shed of the Week

Friday 4th October

Range Rover V8 (L322) | Shed of the Week

The equivalent of buying a large stately home for a pittance - with many of the same pitfalls...


One for the moustache-twirling riverboat gamblers among you this week in the seductive, they-can’t-be-that-cheap-can-they shape of a seductive L322 Range Rover with the V8 motor purring seductively under the seductively glistening bonnet, all for the seductively low price of £2k. 

Right, that’s enough AI description bobbins, what have we got here exactly? As PHers who like to queue up for hours for a parking space outside a vegetable shop will know, Mr Clarkson runs around his farm in a V8 L322 Vogue. Admittedly, his Rangey is a TDV8 diesel whereas ours is a petrol, but it’s still a V8 innit. If our shed had been registered in late rather than early 2005 it could have been the Jaguar AJ-V8 in either 300hp or supercharged 400hp flavours, but as it stands it’s running one of the last 282hp BMW 4.4 V8s. 

While we’re on the subject of standing, that’s not something air-suspended L322s have always been great at. Often they’ll choose to flatten themselves on the deck like a sulky dog that doesn’t want to be picked up. In this case however we’re assured by the vendor that there are no suspension problems. A quick squint at the pics would seem to confirm that. If anything, it might be standing a bit too high, but Shed will happily defer to the more informed opinions of our forum experts on that point. Whatever, Shed’s motto is that in life as well as in motoring you’re usually better off being too high than too low. 

Boldly, the sellers of this one say that its engine and gearbox are also ‘perfect’, a big and potentially regrettable claim for any used car’s drivetrain, let alone an L322’s one. It’s good to read from a peace of mind perspective though, as long as it’s backed up by some sort of warranty (er which it isn’t). Oh well, you can’t have everything. Apparently you can’t have a working battery or non-leaking brakes either. These are features that even the most dedicated shedder would prefer to see in their canny purchases, but if these are genuinely the only issues here then you’re not doing too badly. An LR dealer will charge hard for any Range Rover brake fix but if it’s just a leak in the rigid pipes any half-decent back-street bod should be able to fabricate and fit you some new lines for well under £300. A Bosch battery for one of these will rush you about £160 from somebody like Euro Car Parts but a less well-branded alternative from the same emporium can be bought for as little as £65. 

But what would you get if you did buy into this Vogue and, much to your amazement after sorting the brakes and the battery, you found that the rest of it turned out to be as good as it looks? Shed can do no better than refer you to another PH classified ad that he found for a different Vogue which says that the L322 comes with ‘five spacious seats and five convenient doors’. Shed would much rather have convenient doors to the inconvenient ones as they are far better at helping him escape the dangerous swishes of Mrs Shed’s long-range, telescopically-handled sniper saucepan. The car in the other ad had had five previous keepers who could, according to the ad or indeed had, ‘attest to its quality’. Better yet there was an MOT that was valid to the end of this month, viz October ‘24, thus (quote) ‘providing you with years of worry-free driving’, which is surely what we all want. 

Back in Realityland, our shed will give you whatever percentage of the 282hp and 324lb ft remains after the best part of two decades slogging around o’er hill and dale, or o’er Britain’s far more testing public highways. 282 and 324 sound like good numbers, and they would be in a car weighing less than 2.5 tonnes, but this isn’t one of those cars so expect a 0-60mph time that might just about come in at under ten seconds and a fuel consumption figure that definitely will come in at under 20mpg. After half an hour’s perusal of his Vehicle Excise Duty chart, which he has blown up, printed out, laminated and pinned to his workshop door, Shed is bravely predicting that the annual taxation outrage on this RR will be £415. If he’s right with that, it will be a first. 

What about the good stuff? Well, it’s certainly one of the cheapest V8 L322s out there right now, and it does look to be in the kind of nick you’d expect from an 82,000-mile car, but of course that’s what it wants you to think. Returning to our doggy metaphor, this is the one that gives you the irresistible look in the dog home, but as soon as you get it back to your human home you find that it starts barking as soon as the sun goes down and it doesn’t stop until it comes up again. 

Any list of potential L322 troubles that Shed might put together, if only he could be bothered, could easily be doubled by any passably intelligent schoolchild, so he’s not even going to try. All he will say is that it’s two grand for a luxurious V8 SUV that would have cost sixty-two grand new in 2002 and more still in 2005, and that the only advisories on last February’s MOT were for a damaged rear reflector and a non-excessive oil leak. His advice to anyone thinking of getting into this would simply be to find a passably intelligent schoolchild, or just buy the blooming thing sight unseen and see where the hell it takes you. You never know, that place might not be hell. 


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Discussion

MrGeoff

Original Poster:

697 posts

179 months

Friday 4th October
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Not for me personally, however I can see the appeal if you really wanted a Range Rover, you know, just to say you had one. that suspension looks a little suspect though.

el romeral

1,274 posts

144 months

Friday 4th October
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All that oppulance and a V8 for £2k. I'm in.

A500leroy

5,596 posts

125 months

Friday 4th October
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2k to buy and 2k to fix (at some point) run, and run fast.

Rob 131 Sport

3,134 posts

59 months

Friday 4th October
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I can’t work out why anyone would want something with potentially enormous bills at this price point.

Kipsrs

512 posts

56 months

Friday 4th October
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Nice to see the brave pill making a comeback. . .

yme402

467 posts

109 months

Friday 4th October
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The aftermarket tints and vape-vents on the windows say council estate thug.

No thanks.

Edited by yme402 on Friday 4th October 06:56

Iamnotkloot

1,598 posts

154 months

Friday 4th October
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Not with the longest of poles…..

BeastieBoy73

689 posts

119 months

Friday 4th October
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Industrial estate, meathead gym mobile.

Nope.

WPA

10,208 posts

121 months

Friday 4th October
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Nope, no chance not even at shed money

richinlondon

673 posts

129 months

Friday 4th October
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Rob 131 Sport said:
I can’t work out why anyone would want something with potentially enormous bills at this price point.
bit of transient fun i guess, challenge is to throw it away when it starts to present a big bill. Cant imagine how many of these are being scrapped right now.

Roger Irrelevant

3,113 posts

120 months

Friday 4th October
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yme402 said:
The aftermarket tints and vape-vents on the windows say council estate thug.

No thanks.

Edited by yme402 on Friday 4th October 06:56
Indeed, for all that Jeremy Clarkson or Harry Metcalfe may like them, 99% of these are driven by (or at least sit immobile outside the houses of), oikish big-men-on-a-meagre-budget who still can't stretch to an L405. With the weather getting colder I'd prefer to burn the 2 grand, it will keep me warm for longer than this thing will work.

T1berious

2,385 posts

162 months

Friday 4th October
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[Yoda voice]

Hmmmm.. Much bork with this one.......

[/Yoda voice]


Turbobanana

6,749 posts

208 months

Friday 4th October
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Shed said:
As PHers who like to queue up for hours for a parking space outside a vegetable shop will know, Mr Clarkson runs around his farm in a V8 L322 Vogue
Can we just pause for a moment to appreciate this?

Shed gold.

Martin 480 Turbo

616 posts

194 months

Friday 4th October
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It was in the rules for SOTW that the shed had to be drivable. At least for some miles?

This sounds more like an ad for an old leather sofa with lots of oily bits attached, that need to be plied away, because they will spoil the use of said sofa.

Shed fail.

Soft bits overaroused under hot air, or not.

Portofino

4,506 posts

198 months

Friday 4th October
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The dealer ad is just teeing you up for a proper dry humping.


Bobupndown

2,149 posts

50 months

Friday 4th October
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A potential for a whole lot of expensive trouble. Long time Range Rover admirer but never been brave enough to buy one just because of the liklihood of eye watering bills.
Front suspension looks too high while rear looks about normal.
Needs a battery, why not put one in it, even a second hand one if you are a car dealer this would be easily sourced? And leaking brake fluid, from where??? If its a simple corroded line this too would be cheap and easy for a dealer to fix making me think its not.
It's a nice looking RR but is there such a thing as a cheap 20tear old v8?

Jordie Barretts sock

6,018 posts

26 months

Friday 4th October
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Most of the 'run away' posters are those that have never owned a Range Rover.

Yes, this has the potential for major bills, but it also doesn't. It is suspicious that a new battery and the brake fluid leak haven't been addressed though.

There are cheap V8 Range Rovers out there, you just need to go in with your eyes wide open and your skeptical hat on. This one might be one of those, but probably isn't.

Also, those tints are factory, not aftermarket.

Alex9589

5 posts

20 months

Friday 4th October
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A500leroy said:
2k to buy and 2k to fix (at some point) run, and run fast.
Surely every car on the planet will need to be fixed at some point?

Augustus Windsock

3,471 posts

162 months

Friday 4th October
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I always imagine the types of garage selling this would be ‘The Winsome Welshman’ from the film ‘School For Scoundrels’; they manage, some how, god knows how, to get some unsuspecting sap to buy a mouldering turd of a car, and then promptly close up and disappear on a long European holiday..

Phils-Fast

103 posts

75 months

Friday 4th October
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If you've got the time/space you could run this till it dies and then break it for spares. possible free motoring, sans fuel, tax etc..