Damn You BMW. Damn You To Hell.

[Tannedbaldhead]

How to fk can I buy or lease any bloody car other than a 1 Series 135i M Sport when it's sitting there tempting me, sooooooo bloody cheap, sooooooooo bloody fast, sounds soooooo bloody good and capable of exiting roundabouts soooooooo bloody sideways.

Am tempted. Don't need a car, need five seats rather than four, need a big estate for mountainbikes and big dogs, am not keen on the image, yip about badge snobs and the fixation with interiors but if this £200 a month plus VAT offer doesn't disappear soon I'll bite and be everything most PHers dispise, a leased Beemer driver........ Oh! and when I am can I just add it will be white, it will have a prominent M Sport badge, It will be driven like a tt and I will be looking down my nose at the rest of you.

[750turbo]

Tannedbaldhead said:

How to fk can I buy or lease any bloody car other than a 1 Series 135i M Sport when it's sitting there tempting me, sooooooo bloody cheap, sooooooooo bloody fast, sounds soooooo bloody good and capable of exiting roundabouts soooooooo bloody sideways.

Am tempted. Don't need a car, need five seats rather than four, need a big estate for mountainbikes and big dogs, am not keen on the image, yip about badge snobs and the fixation with interiors but if this £200 a month plus VAT offer doesn't disappear soon I'll bite and be everything most PHers dispise, a leased Beemer driver........ Oh! and when I am can I just add it will be white, it will have a prominent M Sport badge, It will be driven like a tt and I will be looking down my nose at the rest of you.

Wrong forum

I have been drinking as well...

Whatever you do , DO NOT TAKE ONE FOR A TEST DRIVE...

I will leave it at that.

[nw28840]

I thought the M135i deals ended on Jan 1st ? Or are they still available ?

[BoRED S2upid]

£200 for a 135? That's bonkers cheap. Which means or should mean in 10 years time there will be plenty of cheap ex lease ones about to buy.

[pad58]

Drinking it seems.
Saturday night what do you expect.

[Tannedbaldhead]

nw28840 said:

I thought the M135i deals ended on Jan 1st ? Or are they still available ?

Still available. It wont go away. I have a feeling I wont be looking down my nose at anyone on PH mind you. So much performance? so cheap? Everyone on PH is going to have one.

[Tannedbaldhead]

750turbo said:

Wrong forum

What??? How did this end up on Jobs & Employment Matters? I was sure I'd posted on General Gassing. Never mind BMW, Damn You Innis And Gunn Damn You To Hell.

Mods, you know what to do.

[GWC]

Can you post a link to this deal please?

[Tannedbaldhead]

GWC said:

Can you post a link to this deal please?

It's gone . Now up at £367+vat a month. Last time I looked was the 5th. Biggest bargain I'd seen since Mercedes were punting E Class Estates at just over 200 a month last year, just before the facelift was due. Wonder what the next bargain will be.

http://www.centralukvehicleleasing.co.uk/vehicle/c...

[Vladimir]

Gave mine serious beans for the first time tonight - ENORMOUS fun!

[Tannedbaldhead]

Tannedbaldhead said:

GWC said:

Can you post a link to this deal please?

It's gone . Now up at £367+vat a month. Last time I looked was the 5th. Biggest bargain I'd seen since Mercedes were punting E Class Estates at just over 200 a month last year, just before the facelift was due. Wonder what the next bargain will be.

http://www.centralukvehicleleasing.co.uk/vehicle/c...

Picked up the link here.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Cheapest I could find was £228+vat. £1300 odd deposit was a bit steep mind you


http://www.contracthireandleasing.com/car-leasing-...

[croyde]

Why were they only £200 a month?

Was it over 16 years or a massive balloon payment/deposit.

[Jimmy No Hands]

Tannedbaldhead said:

Picked up the link here.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Cheapest I could find was £228+vat. £1300 odd deposit was a bit steep mind you


http://www.contracthireandleasing.com/car-leasing-...

That's a business use contract though.

[calibrax]

Tannedbaldhead said:

Everyone on PH is going to have one.

No they won't.

Ugly things, I just don't see the appeal. I get the impression BMW could make an M version of any piece of st looking car, and people would queue up to buy it. Madness.

[veevee]

BoRED S2upid said:

£200 for a 135? That's bonkers cheap. Which means or should mean in 10 years time there will be plenty of cheap ex lease ones about to buy.

10? Try 3/5.

[Vladimir]

calibrax said:

No they won't.

Ugly things, I just don't see the appeal. I get the impression BMW could make an M version of any piece of st looking car, and people would queue up to buy it. Madness.

Says the owner of a diesel MG/Rover barge… A curious choice for an accountant...

[sleep envy]

Vladimir said:

Gave mine serious beans for the first time tonight - ENORMOUS fun!

You have an M135i?

[David87]

I am falling into the same trap as you, OP. I want the 5-door with the auto transmission, however, and this seems to be significantly more costly.

[Jimmy No Hands]

sleep envy said:

You have an M135i?

He's never mentioned it before..

[TheLordJohn]

Vladimir said:

Gave mine serious beans for the first time tonight - ENORMOUS fun!

Rather than picking on someone because they choose to own a different car to you, why not update your garage to show that you now own an M135i or explain in your post above that it's a different BMW you meant.
Perhaps the accountant who drives an MG is intelligent enough to invest his money in projects which will put money in his pocket, rather than a 135 on a lease that will only take money out.