An epidemic of insanely slow drivers

An epidemic of insanely slow drivers

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-Lummox-

1,358 posts

216 months

Friday 14th June
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matchmaker said:
Travelling along the M80 out of Glasgow a few weeks ago. 70mph limit, road fairly clear. I came upon a line of 3 cars doing 60 in the outside lane, behind a P plated Nissan. Nothing in the inside lane for at least half a mile. fk it I thought, I passed all four on the inside giving a long and sustained blast of the horn as I passed the Nissan. They got the hint and moved left.

As they were on P plates, presumably they had recently passed their test. How the juddering fk did they pass? furious
Is motorway driving part of the test process now? It wasn't in the way way back...

It always seemed to be a bit of a failing TBH that learners weren't allowed on motorways until they had their license, and once they had it, had no requirement to undertake any instruction on motorway driving before giving it a go.

If you think about it, many people who learn to drive around a busy town or city (especially those who don't own a vehicle to practice on and only drive on the learner car) probably have very few hours clocked up on any major roads at all, let alone motorways. Not surprising then if those people are a bit baffled on lane etiquette / rules when they start attempting motorways.

Shouldn't take a brain surgeon to figure it out fairly sharpish though.

simon_harris

1,493 posts

37 months

Friday 14th June
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-Lummox- said:
matchmaker said:
Travelling along the M80 out of Glasgow a few weeks ago. 70mph limit, road fairly clear. I came upon a line of 3 cars doing 60 in the outside lane, behind a P plated Nissan. Nothing in the inside lane for at least half a mile. fk it I thought, I passed all four on the inside giving a long and sustained blast of the horn as I passed the Nissan. They got the hint and moved left.

As they were on P plates, presumably they had recently passed their test. How the juddering fk did they pass? furious
Is motorway driving part of the test process now? It wasn't in the way way back...

It always seemed to be a bit of a failing TBH that learners weren't allowed on motorways until they had their license, and once they had it, had no requirement to undertake any instruction on motorway driving before giving it a go.

If you think about it, many people who learn to drive around a busy town or city (especially those who don't own a vehicle to practice on and only drive on the learner car) probably have very few hours clocked up on any major roads at all, let alone motorways. Not surprising then if those people are a bit baffled on lane etiquette / rules when they start attempting motorways.

Shouldn't take a brain surgeon to figure it out fairly sharpish though.
Motorway driving isn't AFAIK but keep left unless overtaking has always been a thing.

-Lummox-

1,358 posts

216 months

Friday 14th June
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simon_harris said:
Motorway driving isn't AFAIK but keep left unless overtaking has always been a thing.
Agreed, but there will be people (especially ones who do those intensive 1-2 week courses) who pass their test having never even driven on a dual carriageway, let alone a motorway.

P-plates generally indicative of someone with limited experience, limited confidence, or both.

BrewsterBear

1,511 posts

195 months

Friday 14th June
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Motorway and dual carriageway slip roads are a nightmare these days. The amount of people that amble along slower than the HGVs in lane 1 then expect to merge into a lorry or slam on the brakes because of no forethought whatsoever is terrifying. These people haven't pressed their throttle pedal more than 20% of it's travel in their entire life.

M4cruiser

3,801 posts

153 months

Saturday 15th June
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-Lummox- said:
Is motorway driving part of the test process now? It wasn't in the way way back...

It always seemed to be a bit of a failing TBH that learners weren't allowed on motorways until they had their license, and once they had it, had no requirement to undertake any instruction on motorway driving before giving it a go.

If you think about it, many people who learn to drive around a busy town or city (especially those who don't own a vehicle to practice on and only drive on the learner car) probably have very few hours clocked up on any major roads at all, let alone motorways. Not surprising then if those people are a bit baffled on lane etiquette / rules when they start attempting motorways.

Shouldn't take a brain surgeon to figure it out fairly sharpish though.
Have you ever been to Reading, Berkshire? You can learn and pass a test chugging around Whitley Wood housing estate at 30mph in an old Nissan Micra, then you get a licence to take a Range Rover onto the M4.

Not sure whose "fault" that is.

DonkeyApple

56,598 posts

172 months

Saturday 15th June
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M4cruiser said:
Have you ever been to Reading, Berkshire? You can learn and pass a test chugging around Whitley Wood housing estate at 30mph in an old Nissan Micra, then you get a licence to take a Range Rover onto the M4.

Not sure whose "fault" that is.
The parents.

5s Alive

1,984 posts

37 months

Saturday 15th June
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DonkeyApple said:
The parents.
Brevity par excellence.

Genuine lol. biglaugh

theplayingmantis

3,951 posts

85 months

Monday 17th June
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M4cruiser said:
-Lummox- said:
Is motorway driving part of the test process now? It wasn't in the way way back...

It always seemed to be a bit of a failing TBH that learners weren't allowed on motorways until they had their license, and once they had it, had no requirement to undertake any instruction on motorway driving before giving it a go.

If you think about it, many people who learn to drive around a busy town or city (especially those who don't own a vehicle to practice on and only drive on the learner car) probably have very few hours clocked up on any major roads at all, let alone motorways. Not surprising then if those people are a bit baffled on lane etiquette / rules when they start attempting motorways.

Shouldn't take a brain surgeon to figure it out fairly sharpish though.
Have you ever been to Reading, Berkshire? You can learn and pass a test chugging around Whitley Wood housing estate at 30mph in an old Nissan Micra, then you get a licence to take a Range Rover onto the M4.

Not sure whose "fault" that is.
Is that how you got yours?

Veryoldbear

221 posts

107 months

Monday 17th June
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You should really get up to date. It's chugging round Lower Earley nowadays

808 Estate

2,153 posts

94 months

Monday 17th June
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Recently I have seen people slowing doown in L1 on a motorway prior to taking the off slip. This results in traffic in L1 concertinaing down to 50 mph.

FiF

44,540 posts

254 months

Monday 17th June
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808 Estate said:
Recently I have seen people slowing doown in L1 on a motorway prior to taking the off slip. This results in traffic in L1 concertinaing down to 50 mph.
Yep, that was one of the things my eldest brother, long time on traffic, drilled into me, maintain pace, be established in lane 1 in good time, signal left for slip road absolutely no later than the 300 yd sign, maintain pace, enter slip road, then and only then start to knock speed off. (Caveat, assumes no queuing traffic on exit slip to compromise that plan.)

nickfrog

21,467 posts

220 months

Monday 17th June
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^^ isn't that taught when you learn to drive?

BunkMoreland

504 posts

10 months

Monday 17th June
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Blue One said:
It is worse in London where a politically motivated 20mph limit has been imposed. This is an artificially slow speed for cars, and, thankfully most drivers seem to have intelligence to show some discretion on how much they abide to it where there aren’t cameras and clear roads.
I go through a lot of these every day. I sortof understand why stickered up vans and HGVs have to stick to the 20mph bit. Their employers will have mandated it and I dont want people risking their jobs.

But everyone else who sits at 20mph on a main road, that until 6 months ago was 30mph quite safely, is quite simply part of the problem and should be removed from the gene pool permanently! laugh Its even more ridiculous when you look at the side roads that are narrower and have cars parked down both sides but they display a 30mph sign!

I've long since thought of the British as a nation of chancers and pirates. Its part of what makes us great. (and obviously part of what makes us bad) But I never thought I'd see the day that so many people blindly follow orders from stupid stupid politicians*. I suspect it started in early 2020 when Covid hit and advertising that you were terrified and would follow all instructions became a virtue! How very 1984

*What always amuses me is those people for years that told anyone that listened that they hated "the toriez as they are liars and dishonest" (which is not always an incorrect assessment) But when Bojo or Hancock said "do this, its for your own good" even though it was plainly not thought out. They ignored their hatred of the government and did exactly what they said! laugh So much for their principles...


Edited by BunkMoreland on Monday 17th June 22:20

FiF

44,540 posts

254 months

Monday 17th June
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nickfrog said:
^^ isn't that taught when you learn to drive?
Not when I learnt.

Master Bean

3,761 posts

123 months

Monday 17th June
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FiF said:
808 Estate said:
Recently I have seen people slowing doown in L1 on a motorway prior to taking the off slip. This results in traffic in L1 concertinaing down to 50 mph.
Yep, that was one of the things my eldest brother, long time on traffic, drilled into me, maintain pace, be established in lane 1 in good time, signal left for slip road absolutely no later than the 300 yd sign, maintain pace, enter slip road, then and only then start to knock speed off. (Caveat, assumes no queuing traffic on exit slip to compromise that plan.)
I was taught to signal between the 300 and 200 signs.

Foss62

1,090 posts

68 months

Monday 17th June
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BunkMoreland said:
Blue One said:
It is worse in London where a politically motivated 20mph limit has been imposed. This is an artificially slow speed for cars, and, thankfully most drivers seem to have intelligence to show some discretion on how much they abide to it where there aren’t cameras and clear roads.
I go through a lot of these every day. I sortof understand why stickered up vans and HGVs have to stick to the 20mph bit. Their employers will have mandated it and I dont want people risking their jobs.

But everyone else who sits at 20mph on a main road, that until 6 months ago was 30mph quite safely, is quite simply part of the problem and should be removed from the gene pool permanently! laugh Its even more ridiculous when you look at the side roads that are narrower and have cars parked down both sides but they display a 30mph sign!

I've long since of the British as a nation of chancers and pirates. Its part of what makes us great. (and obviously part of what makes us bad) But I never thought I'd see the day that so many people blindly follow orders from stupid stupid politicians*. I suspect it started in early 2020 when Covid hit and advertising that you were terrified and would follow all instructions became a virtue! How very 1984

*What always amuses me is those people for years that told anyone that listened that they hated "the toriez as they are liars and dishonest" (which is not always an incorrect assessment) But when Bojo or Hancock said "do this, its for your own good" even thought it was plainly not thought out. They ignored their hatred of the government and did exactly what they said! laugh So much for their principles...
That’s just daft. 20 limits are imposed for all sorts of reasons (not primarily safety) and are generally popular with local residents. They are not on ‘main roads’ in any normal sense of the term. Unless 30mph greatly thrills you (maybe your vehicle is a Honda SS50 from 1975?) there seems little to gain from ignoring the 20s and that is why most people observe them. You’d just look like a tool going through our 20 limited village at 30.
I can be very flexible on motorways and NSLs, but I see very little in the way of gains in terms of enjoyment or journey time from breaking 20s and 30s - what’s the point?

MDUBZ

874 posts

103 months

Tuesday 18th June
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Foss62 said:
BunkMoreland said:
Blue One said:
It is worse in London where a politically motivated 20mph limit has been imposed. This is an artificially slow speed for cars, and, thankfully most drivers seem to have intelligence to show some discretion on how much they abide to it where there aren’t cameras and clear roads.
I go through a lot of these every day. I sortof understand why stickered up vans and HGVs have to stick to the 20mph bit. Their employers will have mandated it and I dont want people risking their jobs.

But everyone else who sits at 20mph on a main road, that until 6 months ago was 30mph quite safely, is quite simply part of the problem and should be removed from the gene pool permanently! laugh Its even more ridiculous when you look at the side roads that are narrower and have cars parked down both sides but they display a 30mph sign!

I've long since of the British as a nation of chancers and pirates. Its part of what makes us great. (and obviously part of what makes us bad) But I never thought I'd see the day that so many people blindly follow orders from stupid stupid politicians*. I suspect it started in early 2020 when Covid hit and advertising that you were terrified and would follow all instructions became a virtue! How very 1984

*What always amuses me is those people for years that told anyone that listened that they hated "the toriez as they are liars and dishonest" (which is not always an incorrect assessment) But when Bojo or Hancock said "do this, its for your own good" even thought it was plainly not thought out. They ignored their hatred of the government and did exactly what they said! laugh So much for their principles...
That’s just daft. 20 limits are imposed for all sorts of reasons (not primarily safety) and are generally popular with local residents. They are not on ‘main roads’ in any normal sense of the term. Unless 30mph greatly thrills you (maybe your vehicle is a Honda SS50 from 1975?) there seems little to gain from ignoring the 20s and that is why most people observe them. You’d just look like a tool going through our 20 limited village at 30.
I can be very flexible on motorways and NSLs, but I see very little in the way of gains in terms of enjoyment or journey time from breaking 20s and 30s - what’s the point?
Do most people observe them? are they genuinly popular?sounds a lot like confirmation bias to me: You like it in your village and therefore its a good thing; it might well be appropriate on certain roads esp if they are narrow and originally intended for horse and cart ( many villages have roads like this near me). 20 limits are ignored because they have been applied in a blanket type fashion, it's unnecessarily slow unless space and or vision in restricted at which point you shouldnt need to set a limit as commonsense says you reduce speed anyway, if they are put on roads where it isn't warranted they lose there effectiveness in highlighting a potential risk. I'll stick to 30s and 40s, but 50+ are treated as advisory only tbh

dcb

5,856 posts

268 months

Tuesday 18th June
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Foss62 said:
That’s just daft. 20 limits are imposed for all sorts of reasons (not primarily safety) and are generally popular with local residents. They are not on ‘main roads’ in any normal sense of the term. Unless 30mph greatly thrills you (maybe your vehicle is a Honda SS50 from 1975?) there seems little to gain from ignoring the 20s and that is why most people observe them.
Sure, 20 mph limits are popular with residents, but it's false to say most people
observe them.

The UK Gov's own figures say the 20 mph limits are widely ignored.

UKGov said:
As shown in Figures 13a and 13b, under free flow conditions, 85% of cars exceeded the speed limit at 20mph sites.
More detail on

https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/vehicle-s...

Given the large degree of non-compliance with 20 mph limits,
they do look pointless to me.

croyde

23,279 posts

233 months

Tuesday 18th June
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I seem to see the population sticking to the 20 rigidly, even on wide roads, middle of the night with hardly anyone around.

It's like everyone has been lobotomized except me biggrin

nickfrog

21,467 posts

220 months

Tuesday 18th June
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FiF said:
nickfrog said:
^^ isn't that taught when you learn to drive?
Not when I learnt.
Not surprised. Same for the lack of lane discipline in the UK. I got my licence in 1989 in France and on both counts the instructor would *litteraly* start shouting at me if I forgot his precise instructions on slip roads and absolute lane discipline. I won't forget his choice of words too!

It's a UK driver's education problem at source.