The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

[RammyMP]

I quite like the all black. Each to their own!

I walked past a Cayenne Turbo S this afternoon, it was all black apart from the badges that were also black but had like a fluorescent green background to them. It looked v cool. Wish I’d got a photo now!

[Killer2005]

[Downward]

Hackney said:

I’ve seen a few of those Hyundais around. Must be one of the ugliest cars around at the moment.

[Downward]

CheesecakeRunner said:

Wrong.

Plug in or fk off.

I may have been known to write a note to that effect and place it on such a car.

Depends if the chargers working. There’s a few by me which don’t work and they just leave them.
Mainly at CoOps

[Hol]

5s Alive said:

RicksAlfas said:

WarrenB said:

On a separate note, how st does black on black on black look?

Very.
You're not Knight Rider and you never will be, so stop it.

Would have been worse were it not for the minor relief provided by the silver of the diamond cut alloys.

Diamond cut alloys are a separate irritation in salty Scotland - I hate them with a passion.

I’m not a fan either, although I have painted the wheels black on a track day car due the amount of brake dust being generated by the pads. I have always assumed that was the look that people were an attempting to emulate.

It just seems contradictory to have a nice shaped alloy wheel that compliments the car and then hide all that away with black paint.

Until that picture I also thought that it was dying out as a styling trend as you don’t see as many new car owners chosing the option as much as you did circa 2015/16.

[Hol]

Downward said:

Hackney said:

I’ve seen a few of those Hyundais around. Must be one of the ugliest cars around at the moment.

That picture fully explains the premise behind this thread.

Its 101% bad parking and no amount of lame made up excuses about needing a wee or other fictional emergency will ever change that.

[vikingaero]

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

WarrenB said:

On a separate note, how st does black on black on black look?

I quite like the black look. It would be a dull world if we all liked the same thing.

But we all like different things! There are my combinations of colour and trim

It’s just a very high percentage don’t like that one.

On here maybe, but you see a lot on the roads so obviously a lot do like it.

In reality that exact combo is a rare sight.

So the correct term would be some and not a lot.

I see quite a few black with black cars so I'm not so sure about that.

But hey it doesn't actually matter what we think about someone else's car choice, if they like it then that's all that matters.

I don’t see many, being perfectly honest.

Glad to hear that other people opinions don’t matter to you after all.

I can see that you're just trying to "win" on the Internet with each comment, so let's leave it by saying you've "won" well done you.

Correct. I was playing against your second obvious phobia about not having the last word.

I bet that itches right about now.

It does a bit.


Ah crap you've won on the Internet again!

I’m rarely wrong about such things.

You have every right to buy a black on black car with your money.

We have every right to criticise it, because we will see that abomination.

[silverfoxcc]

What more could you add?

not in a bay

blocking disabled space

drives a Range Rover

chav plate

and shops at Morrisons Ross on Wye


we have a winnet...and that is spelt correctly. ..look it up

[Rusty Old-Banger]

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

WarrenB said:

On a separate note, how st does black on black on black look?

I quite like the black look. It would be a dull world if we all liked the same thing.

But we all like different things! There are my combinations of colour and trim

It’s just a very high percentage don’t like that one.

On here maybe, but you see a lot on the roads so obviously a lot do like it.

In reality that exact combo is a rare sight.

So the correct term would be some and not a lot.

I see quite a few black with black cars so I'm not so sure about that.

But hey it doesn't actually matter what we think about someone else's car choice, if they like it then that's all that matters.

I don’t see many, being perfectly honest.

Glad to hear that other people opinions don’t matter to you after all.

I can see that you're just trying to "win" on the Internet with each comment, so let's leave it by saying you've "won" well done you.

Correct. I was playing against your second obvious phobia about not having the last word.

I bet that itches right about now.

It does a bit.


Ah crap you've won on the Internet again!

I’m rarely wrong about such things.

[21st Century Man]

silverfoxcc said:

What more could you add?

not in a bay

blocking disabled space

drives a Range Rover

chav plate

and shops at Morrisons Ross on Wye


we have a winnet...and that is spelt correctly. ..look it up

Is that the driver hiding whilst you took the pic?

[Deranged Rover]

RicksAlfas said:

Very.
You're not Knight Rider and you never will be, so stop it.

Er, but KITT had black paint and a beige velour interior, and the fully tinted windows were something that could be selected as required.

I know, I need to get out more...

[silverfoxcc]

Not my pic found on another parking like a **** site

[Boleros]

silverfoxcc said:

What more could you add?

not in a bay

blocking disabled space

drives a Range Rover

chav plate

and shops at Morrisons Ross on Wye


we have a winnet...and that is spelt correctly. ..look it up

You're calling him (assuming it's a dude) a dingleberry?

[RichardHMorris]

silverfoxcc said:

What more could you add?

Probably popped into Morrisons to get some more crayons to finish the window art.

[Lancelot]

Apologies for the poor picture...taken from the hotel room.
Destination charging, chargers are visible at the bottom of the picture.
1 EV charging, other spaces occupied by ICE cars.
It was a large carpark as well with plenty of spaces so no need for them to park there.

[vikingaero]

Lancelot said:

Apologies for the poor picture...taken from the hotel room.
Destination charging, chargers are visible at the bottom of the picture.
1 EV charging, other spaces occupied by ICE cars.
It was a large carpark as well with plenty of spaces so no need for them to park there.

"Hurr hurr hurr, I stopped someone from charging their EV"

[driveaway]

Tommo87 said:

Clearly they are triggered, because it’s too close to home (not in a geographical sense).

As mentioned already, the guy could have parked across any of the two empty tandem spaces in the background, but I’m guessing that would be too far away from the entrance for his fat arse to move.

It’s a shame someone didn’t inconvenience him for a change by knicking one of his tyre straps.

I actually get very annoyed about bad parking, and am very religious with my parking manners/consideration of others, but there does not have to be a link between giving the benefit of the doubt, and my own parking circumstances, maybe just take a deep breath and chill.

[Hackney]

donkmeister said:

5s Alive said:

donkmeister said:

Maybe they're just goth? Pink teeth from all the snakebite and black is a dead giveaway.

I had a Vauxhall 10+ years ago, one mod that the blue LED brigade were fawning over was replacing all their interior trim with "piano black". Great, shiny black cheap-looking plastic everywhere with fingerprint marks on it. Even car manufacturers realised it was ste and it seemed to be a very short lived trend on new cars.

One of my colleagues had a gen4 Prius, and that was a gloss white trim horror show. He had those pieces wrapped in gloss black vinyl almost as soon as he collected it from the dealers. Didn't last long as he had it re-wrapped in a dark grey carbon weave after a few weeks.

Smart move - adding carbon wrap to bits lightens them.

I carbon-wrapped my folded down back seats and almost created a black hole.

[Hol]

Rusty Old-Banger said:

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

Tommo87 said:

Jimjimhim said:

WarrenB said:

On a separate note, how st does black on black on black look?

I quite like the black look. It would be a dull world if we all liked the same thing.

But we all like different things! There are my combinations of colour and trim

It’s just a very high percentage don’t like that one.

On here maybe, but you see a lot on the roads so obviously a lot do like it.

In reality that exact combo is a rare sight.

So the correct term would be some and not a lot.

I see quite a few black with black cars so I'm not so sure about that.

But hey it doesn't actually matter what we think about someone else's car choice, if they like it then that's all that matters.

I don’t see many, being perfectly honest.

Glad to hear that other people opinions don’t matter to you after all.

I can see that you're just trying to "win" on the Internet with each comment, so let's leave it by saying you've "won" well done you.

Correct. I was playing against your second obvious phobia about not having the last word.

I bet that itches right about now.

It does a bit.


Ah crap you've won on the Internet again!

I’m rarely wrong about such things.

[21st Century Man]