Mclaren 750S into Europe, the usual nonsense!

[Sway]

Shouldn't be anything wriggling out of fking gnocchi!

[br d]

fk these guys are good, both proper blues players.

So the food. Can't remember where I was.
Max comes over, I show him the miscreant, he says "Yes, it came off the salad"

fksake Max! Come on! I just watched the fker climb out of the gnocchi!



So I'm as embarrassed as them.
He says do want another gnocchi?
Nah, you're good!

Then he comes back 2 minutes later and says "we're sorry, it's all on the house"

Are you sure? An 80 eoru meal and a 150 bottle of splosh?

Yep, please come back and thank you for not making a scene.

I give him and Julia a 60 eoru tip in cash so they can pocket it, cos they are both lovely, and I'm going back tomorrow!

[br d]

Look at the mountains out of the window.

All this blues and sticky up rocks too!

https://youtube.com/shorts/ek5cAf4ojNg?si=tq1_7PIJ...

[br d]

Right sorry bandit.
Thoughts on the car.
It's hard! This band are playing Don't think twice it's alright!

[Sway]

Something crawling out of gnocchi is a really bad sign, even if the meal cost a couple of euros.

That's not accidental contamination of a salad leaf off the fields, but an indicator of something much worse.

[jasonrobertson86]

br d said:

Look at the mountains out of the window.

All this blues and sticky up rocks too!

https://youtube.com/shorts/ek5cAf4ojNg?si=tq1_7PIJ...

This is brilliant. What a place to relax

[br d]

Remind me to ask about an iPhone, the cars got an iPhone but I don't understand it properly.

[RSbandit]

br d said:

fk these guys are good, both proper blues players.

So the food. Can't remember where I was.
Max comes over, I show him the miscreant, he says "Yes, it came off the salad"

fksake Max! Come on! I just watched the fker climb out of the gnocchi!



So I'm as embarrassed as them.
He says do want another gnocchi?
Nah, you're good!

Then he comes back 2 minutes later and says "we're sorry, it's all on the house"

Are you sure? An 80 eoru meal and a 150 bottle of splosh?

Yep, please come back and thank you for not making a scene.

I give him and Julia a 60 eoru tip in cash so they can pocket it, cos they are both lovely, and I'm going back tomorrow!

Least they did the right thing and comped you everything!

[Boxster5]

br d said:

fk these guys are good, both proper blues players.

So the food. Can't remember where I was.
Max comes over, I show him the miscreant, he says "Yes, it came off the salad"

fksake Max! Come on! I just watched the fker climb out of the gnocchi!



So I'm as embarrassed as them.
He says do want another gnocchi?
Nah, you're good!

Then he comes back 2 minutes later and says "we're sorry, it's all on the house"

Are you sure? An 80 eoru meal and a 150 bottle of splosh?

Yep, please come back and thank you for not making a scene.

I give him and Julia a 60 eoru tip in cash so they can pocket it, cos they are both lovely, and I'm going back tomorrow!

Looks like a caterpillar (cabbage white butterfly?) so something you might get in salad if they haven’t washed it. But not out of gnocchi??!! Jeez!!

[Doofus]

It obviously didn't come out of the gnocchi, it patently came from the salad.

[br d]

Doofus said:

It obviously didn't come out of the gnocchi, it patently came from the salad.

Cool man.

I literally watched the fker break out of the gnocchi and then crawl across it.
Perhaps it jumped the shark.

[Boleros]

Doofus said:

It obviously didn't come out of the gnocchi, it patently came from the salad.

Because you were right there and saw it, right? You are patently a moron.

[jasonrobertson86]

Boleros said:

Doofus said:

It obviously didn't come out of the gnocchi, it patently came from the salad.

Because you were right there and saw it, right? You are patently a moron.

[br d]

Cheers Boleros, you can see from my pic there is no salad in the vicinity.

I honestly don't give a fk whatever insect family it belongs to, it crawled out of my gnocchi!

And I love it for that!

[Doofus]

br d said:

Cheers Boleros, you can see from my pic there is no salad in the vicinity.

You even said there was a rocket salad.

Anyway, enjoy your holiday. I used to, but I'm not welcome this time, it seems.

[Digger]

Any critter experts in - do we know what it is?

Is it a leaf muncher or a carb cruncher?

[jasonrobertson86]

Doofus said:

You even said there was a rocket salad.

Anyway, enjoy your holiday. I used to, but I'm not welcome this time, it seems.

Read it properly. He said there was a sprinkling of it on top of it.

[br d]

Doofus said:

You even said there was a rocket salad.

Anyway, enjoy your holiday. I used to, but I'm not welcome this time, it seems.

For fksake Doofus come on man!
You are very welcome, all of the time!
Let's not fall out over it! It's just a fking caterpillar!

[RSbandit]

Caterpillargate!!

[Sway]

I think you should give the intrepid caterpillar a big advantage over it's peers. It's earnt it.

Strap him to the drone, and teach him to fly before he changes into a butterfly. fker will be the Maverick of the cabbage white world...