***The official & historic Australian Grand Prix of 2014***

***The official & historic Australian Grand Prix of 2014***

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paulyv

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1,045 posts

129 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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...as it will be remembered.

I realise this is not unlike dropping the cars numbers in 'Guinevere' and seeing which 10 come out first.

Any predictions?

At the very least it will be worth getting up at WTFo'clock on a Sunday morning for. Would love a Force India victory.

Likes Fast Cars

2,884 posts

171 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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JB in a McLaren.

Zoobeef

6,004 posts

164 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Likes Fast Cars said:
JB in a McLaren.
Certainly will be memorable if he finishes in a different car than he starts in! smile

slipstream 1985

12,734 posts

185 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Zoobeef said:
Likes Fast Cars said:
JB in a McLaren.
Certainly will be memorable if he finishes in a different car than he starts in! smile
eh?

Zoobeef

6,004 posts

164 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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slipstream 1985 said:
eh?
What else is JB likely to win in?

BritishRacinGrin

25,139 posts

166 months

Friday 28th February 2014
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Rosberg. Hamilton will lead from pole but will DNF. Iceman Kimi stays out of trouble and gets on the podium.

TUS 2 CON

467 posts

284 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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BritishRacinGrin said:
Rosberg. Hamilton will lead from pole but will DNF. Iceman Kimi stays out of trouble and gets on the podium.
this is probably right

SkinnyBoy

4,635 posts

264 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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I'll be in a marquee courtesy of one of the sponsors and will probably drink legendary amounts of free hospitality does that count?

Leithen

11,907 posts

273 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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Grand Prix of Gibraltar - same ending likely... hehe

paulyv

Original Poster:

1,045 posts

129 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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Leithen said:
Grand Prix of Gibraltar - same ending likely... hehe
Ha ha, a great reference.

Leithen

11,907 posts

273 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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The most optimistic driver going into the race will be Bernd Mayländer. He's regretting not having a contract for 2014 that pays him per lap.

There's every chance that not all cars will make it to the start. Several are unlikely to complete the first lap. Of those that manage to make it to the first round of pit stops, if by any miracle these include Renault engined cars, they will self combust within 3 seconds of being stationary.

I predict a Williams win with one or both drivers being given strict instructions to never use first, second or third gears, make one pitstop only and use of the brakes only in emergencies.

thegreenhell

16,788 posts

225 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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Has there ever been a race with no finishers?

slipstream 1985

12,734 posts

185 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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Leithen said:
The most optimistic driver going into the race will be Bernd Mayländer. He's regretting not having a contract for 2014 that pays him per lap.

There's every chance that not all cars will make it to the start. Several are unlikely to complete the first lap. Of those that manage to make it to the first round of pit stops, if by any miracle these include Renault engined cars, they will self combust within 3 seconds of being stationary.

I predict a Williams win with one or both drivers being given strict instructions to never use first, second or third gears, make one pitstop only and use of the brakes only in emergencies.
good point on the overheating at the pitstops. they were very good in previous years at keeping c ars cool sitting at the end of the pitlane etc for position. Will be interesting to see this year

Qcarchoo

471 posts

199 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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thegreenhell said:
Has there ever been a race with no finishers?
Monaco 1996 - only three finishers - Panis, Coulthard & Herbert

Inertiatic

1,040 posts

196 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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All of the Merc teams are looking fairly healthy. All had issues but stress testing and the like is probably going on. I can imagine the majority of the drivers finishing

Ferrari teams - the works team seem very on/off so hard to judge. Marussia are steadily making progress with reliability but don't seem that quick and Sauber seem to having a bit of a mare. Half of them finishing.

Renault teams? Caterham seem the most likely to finish but not quickly! Torro Rosso seem to have turned a corner but Lotus and Red Bull look decidedly iffy!

So...roughly...

2 Mercedes
2 McLaren
1 Williams
1 Force India
1 Ferrari
1 Sauber
1 Marussia
1 Caterham
1 Torro Rosso
0 Lotus
0 Red Bull

Mr_Thyroid

1,995 posts

233 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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creationracing said:
Qcarchoo said:
Monaco 1996 - only three finishers - Panis, Coulthard & Herbert
Wasn't Frentzen classified as a finisher but not actually running at the end? Could be wrong.

I remember watching that. Biggest massacre ever and Coulthard somehow negotiated all of it. Unbelieveable.
That was the day Coulthard disguised himself as Schumacher.

paulyv

Original Poster:

1,045 posts

129 months

Saturday 1st March 2014
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I can certainly imagine very little going on in FP3. If any issues did arise during that period missing Qualifying could be entirely possible.

suffolk009

5,684 posts

171 months

Monday 3rd March 2014
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I expect there will be some cynically long pit-stops.

If the attrition rate is as high as many seem to expect, then surely some cars will pit after a couple of laps. They'll then spend ages trying to fix the problem before miraculously returning to the circuit a couple of laps before the end.

It could be entirely possible to pick up points (maybe even a podium) with having done only a few laps.

RealSquirrels

11,327 posts

198 months

Monday 3rd March 2014
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better to be running at 75 % of full pace than to be stopped and then have to go flat out to catch up, though. I think you also have to do a percentage of the winners lap count to be classified (90? 75?).

Tony2or4

1,283 posts

171 months

Monday 3rd March 2014
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Gaz. said:
Do they not have to complete 90% race distance of the winner to be classified? If anyone is 6 laps behind then they aren't counted.
That creates the tantalising possibility of a race in which not all of the available points get awarded, because fewer than 9 cars finish within the appropriate percentage of the winner's time/distance covered.