middle east/asian women cleaning you windscreen?
middle east/asian women cleaning you windscreen?
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The fatboy

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277 posts

178 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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Saw few of them on the redlights, cleaning your windscreen sometimes without you allowing them and ask for money.

anyone found them being disturbing and making the roads more dangerous?

Shaw Tarse

31,810 posts

219 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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There's usually a joke attatched to this?

sa_20v

4,108 posts

247 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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I'm sure someone on here had his TVR damaged by this lot (bonnet lent on from memory). They don't take 'No' for an answer and never wash their cleaning apparatus, which is usually comprised of a bottle of tap water and gritty tissue. mad

Jonboy_t

5,038 posts

199 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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Just smile at them in a 'private Pile' kind of way and ask them politely to get in the car. If the decline, twitch from the shoulder and grunt, before repeating said instruction a lot louder, they won't go anywhere near you again.

Another plus of this is that whilst you are inside being bummed by Bubba and Leroy for 'attempted kidnap', your car will remain as clean as the day you last used it.

nammynake

2,637 posts

189 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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Easy solution, as they approach your vehicle switch your wipers to full speed, thus preventing them getting to the screen. A few prolonged squirts of screen wash (particularly if 100% concentrate) should add to the message.

sparks_E39

12,738 posts

229 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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Windscreen washers and wipers on would get rid of them. Why don't they get a proper job, in their own fking country? mad

dave0010

1,405 posts

177 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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NO!!! dont use the washer jets, I continually came across this in bristol last year and thought I would be smart using the jets the nxt time, only to see them use the jet water to clean these sponges out!!! so instead next time it happened I just lent out the window and shouted at them

The fatboy

Original Poster:

277 posts

178 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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Shaw Tarse said:
There's usually a joke attatched to this?
er, not a joke actually.

The fatboy

Original Poster:

277 posts

178 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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dave0010 said:
NO!!! dont use the washer jets, I continually came across this in bristol last year and thought I would be smart using the jets the nxt time, only to see them use the jet water to clean these sponges out!!! so instead next time it happened I just lent out the window and shouted at them
what i could only see in their hand were just a bottle of unknown type glass cleaner and the squeeqee.
damn, why do i have to let them to clean it, i would just put the rain-x screener on myself. why bother on giving a quid to them lol

TheLurker

1,502 posts

212 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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dave0010 said:
NO!!! dont use the washer jets, I continually came across this in bristol last year and thought I would be smart using the jets the nxt time, only to see them use the jet water to clean these sponges out!!! so instead next time it happened I just lent out the window and shouted at them
Was it at J2 on the M32 per chance? I saw them being spoken to by the police last year, and that solved it for a bit, but were back 2 months later. Havent seen them for a while though.

Really peeves me this. I find that shouting at them in a murderer kind of way with a few hand gestures gives them the message.

The fatboy

Original Poster:

277 posts

178 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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TheLurker said:
dave0010 said:
NO!!! dont use the washer jets, I continually came across this in bristol last year and thought I would be smart using the jets the nxt time, only to see them use the jet water to clean these sponges out!!! so instead next time it happened I just lent out the window and shouted at them
Was it at J2 on the M32 per chance? I saw them being spoken to by the police last year, and that solved it for a bit, but were back 2 months later. Havent seen them for a while though.

Really peeves me this. I find that shouting at them in a murderer kind of way with a few hand gestures gives them the message.
i guess not only there, they appeared on busy junctions in urban main roads too.

catman

2,491 posts

191 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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I would be surprised if anyone could come up with a worse story than the following:

My friend was in a hearse, and they actually spat on the back of the car where the coffin was, when their attempt to clean the windscreen was refused.

The son of the deceased had to be dragged back in to the car, as he was going to rip their head off!

Tim

Killer2005

20,231 posts

244 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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Do they at least do it in bikini's?

The fatboy

Original Poster:

277 posts

178 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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catman said:
I would be surprised if anyone could come up with a worse story than the following:

My friend was in a hearse, and they actually spat on the back of the car where the coffin was, when their attempt to clean the windscreen was refused.

The son of the deceased had to be dragged back in to the car, as he was going to rip their head off!

Tim
that's really a terrible insulting behaviour, getting really pissed is true.

ambuletz

11,301 posts

197 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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if you tell them **** off and act a little insane, they will walk away. I had one who wanted to wash mine. I had spent 2hours washing my car previously and didn't want it ruined by their dirty sponges. the junction of where the A10 meets the A406 (when it slows down from 50 to 30) is well known for this.

giggity

873 posts

177 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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This can be a real pain - my method is to approach the red light, drop a cog, flash my lights and have my wipers and jets running, this just keeps them well away (so I have found).

It really are a nuisance however giving in and allowing them to clean the screen is NOT a good idea as said above by another poster they are likely to damage something with either their grit covered “tools” or them leaning over your paintwork and giving it a nice scratch.

Victor McDade

4,395 posts

198 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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Tends to be Romanian Gypsy types round here - bloody annoying.

nickphuket

293 posts

220 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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Get this in petrol stations over here. Lovely and totally free. Tried to tip a few of the nicer ones and got some very interesting stares and giggles

Andrew Coates

272 posts

215 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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Had this on holiday in Nice, France last year. They stand there when the lights go red and walk around the queue of cars with their bottle of washing up liquid and their squeegee. I locked my doors because I noticed some of them were getting a bit desperate. Then one morning, one of them decided to just wash my windscreen and THEN ask for the money. Hilarious seeing the look on her face when I just drove off with a clear windscreen hehe

ETA - a good method is to sit there revving your engine and blowing your horn with your wipers on full speed, they seem to get a bit frightened then.

Edited by Andrew Coates on Thursday 23 December 20:59

AndyT77

1,755 posts

178 months

Thursday 23rd December 2010
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I've never experienced this, and if i did i would probably let them wash it and then claim to have no cash and drive off.