Deluded people on the road...
Deluded people on the road...
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Ricardo88

Original Poster:

20 posts

176 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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...My boss owns a Renault Twingo RS 133 and thinks she kept up with a brand new Golf R32 the otherday. She also said that she has to use V-Power (Yet has no turbo) and her car does not run on anything else. She also said because of the weight of the car she could keep up with an Evo (Not sure which one she was referring too but by the sounds of it the fastest one) She also said she ripped apart a Ford Racing Puma and that it can out handle one!

Vital facts about this car:

0-60 8.6sec
119lbs/ft of torque
133bhp

hmm...

No wonder you get so many idiots on the road!

Negative Creep

25,551 posts

243 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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A guy I work with once owned a v6 4x4 twin turbo Golf GTi and an Alpine kitted 330ci as a first car

John D.

19,358 posts

225 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Not only turbocharged cars require super. Renault may well recommend 97Ron for her Twingo. They did for the Clio 172/182 and the Twingo uses what is essentially a detuned version of the same engine I believe.

y282

20,566 posts

188 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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John D. said:
Not only turbocharged cars require super. Renault may well recommend 97Ron for her Twingo. They did for the Clio 172/182 and the Twingo uses what is essentially a detuned version of the same engine I believe.
mine needs super, no turbo either.

delusions of grandeur in car ownership are nothing new. when i was a kid i was utterly convincd my 2.0s capri was capable of 130mph. that's what the speedo told me anyway.

David87

6,885 posts

228 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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The Twingos are quite good, but those particular comparisons are a little farfetched. Might give a Racing Puma a fright, though.

Wouldn't surprise me if the V-Power thing is true, however; my 182 is only supposed to be run on 98RON or above, yet has no turbo (what's that got to do with it anyway?).

Edited by David87 on Wednesday 22 December 21:34

nobodyknows

12,247 posts

185 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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A woman that worked for me when I had my 'classic' Impreza Turbo about 10yrs ago told me it was probably almost as quick as the Capri 2.8i she used to drive. She changed her tune when I let her drive it!

sklar

1,490 posts

232 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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I had a 4 year old S1 Elise in 2002 as a daily driver. I started a new job and a guy there mentioned he liked the Elise and told me that we had very similar cars. I was too polite to ask what it was at the time, but I went to the car park at 5.30 to find him getting into a last model Celica - and not the 190 at that. Apart from both cars being black and having 1.8 engines, I couldn't find much else in common between the two.

Jasandjules

71,143 posts

245 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Ricardo88 said:
...My boss owns a Renault Twingo RS 133 and thinks she kept up with a brand new Golf R32 the otherday.
It's very easy to win a race when only one car knows they are in it....

But you should be encouraging her to get better cars...At least she is interested in them it seems.

David87

6,885 posts

228 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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P.S. There's no such thing as a 'brand new' Golf R32, so she's definitely making stuff up.

Edited by David87 on Wednesday 22 December 21:56

jimbobsimmonds

1,824 posts

181 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Jasandjules said:
Ricardo88 said:
...My boss owns a Renault Twingo RS 133 and thinks she kept up with a brand new Golf R32 the otherday.
It's very easy to win a race when only one car knows they are in it....

But you should be encouraging her to get better cars...At least she is interested in them it seems.
Yea, I used to thrash Exex barges all the time in my 1.4 16V Corsa...

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

198 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Oh I do love these people.

There are so many more of them now that their "performance diesel" has a relatively decent amount of power. "I kept up with a Porsche/Impreza/Evo/M3 today from 0-60/70/90/140".

No you didn't. You kept up with a driver in a much faster car merely pulling away. As soon as he realised you were trying to prove something he actually pressed the right pedal into the carpet and left you standing.


I recently tested a Leon FR diesel to buy from work as an ex-company car. The sweet girl who gave me the keys said "don't kill yourself, I took it down to the petrol station to put some diesel in it and it's so quick it scared me."
OK, so it's a PD170, but you're unlikely to get blown away by acceleration as you have to change up every 3 seconds. Oh, and my daily has more power and weighs less.

Jesus TF Christ

5,740 posts

247 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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One day you'll have a car and you'll no longer need to write jealous rants about your boss's Twingo that you lust after.

cheddar

4,637 posts

190 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Tsssk, women eh..........

HD Adam

5,155 posts

200 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Is she fit?

getmecoat

y282

20,566 posts

188 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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HereBeMonsters said:
Oh I do love these people.

There are so many more of them now that their "performance diesel" has a relatively decent amount of power. "I kept up with a Porsche/Impreza/Evo/M3 today from 0-60/70/90/140".

No you didn't. You kept up with a driver in a much faster car merely pulling away. As soon as he realised you were trying to prove something he actually pressed the right pedal into the carpet and left you standing.
agree.

as a rule i tend not to get into anything with any 4x4 offroad sports or anything diesel. it'd be like punching a 12 year old.

superman84

772 posts

181 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Ricardo88 said:
...My boss owns a Renault Twingo RS 133 and thinks she kept up with a brand new Golf R32 the otherday.
scratchchin

Edited by superman84 on Wednesday 22 December 22:55

y282

20,566 posts

188 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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superman84 said:
Ricardo88 said:
...My boss owns a Renault Twingo RS 133 and thinks she kept up with a brand new Golf R32 the otherday./quote]

scratchchin
<deniro>

YOU. you're GOOD, you. yes you are!

</deniro>

AnotherClarkey

3,690 posts

205 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Ricardo88 said:
...My boss owns a Renault Twingo RS 133 and thinks she kept up with a brand new Golf R32 the otherday. She also said that she has to use V-Power (Yet has no turbo) and her car does not run on anything else. She also said because of the weight of the car she could keep up with an Evo (Not sure which one she was referring too but by the sounds of it the fastest one) She also said she ripped apart a Ford Racing Puma and that it can out handle one!

Vital facts about this car:

0-60 8.6sec
119lbs/ft of torque
133bhp

hmm...

No wonder you get so many idiots on the road!
She might be an exceptionally good driver.

LuS1fer

42,640 posts

261 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Speed is dictaed by vision. It's easier to follow a car and keep up, even with substantially less power - much depends on brakes and handling as much as power. too much power can actually slow you down as it has to be more finely judged to avoid landing in a hedge. Certain roads will have an optimal speed pretty much any performance hatch could achieve.

I once kept up with an old 911 in an even older Austin A40 - not for long though. wink

Frankthered

1,656 posts

196 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2010
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Reminds me of an incident in my first car, many years ago. It was a 900 cc Fiat 127 and went something like:

MATE: Wow, Frank! You just burned off that Saab!
ME: Errr, not really ... he turned left ...

Sometimes there are deluded passengers too!