Sinclair, sorry Citroen C5
Discussion
No coincidence surely. I've only seen a dozen or so of these blandmobiles on the road and every one of them seems to have been driven by a numpty whose brain has slipped out of gear - not aggressive, not really dangerous, just completely dopey and needing a wide berth to counter unpredictable dopey behaviour.
Maybe it has to do with the advert on the telly with some plonker pretending to be a horse and making whineying noises as he goes round corners. Maybe it's just that it's such a boring car that only really boring people buy it, I just don't know. (a car which out-bores a Vectra, awesome concept) Surely this is the last word in bland box on wheels motoring.
Bring back the great (aka weird) Citroens of yesteryear.
Maybe it has to do with the advert on the telly with some plonker pretending to be a horse and making whineying noises as he goes round corners. Maybe it's just that it's such a boring car that only really boring people buy it, I just don't know. (a car which out-bores a Vectra, awesome concept) Surely this is the last word in bland box on wheels motoring.
Bring back the great (aka weird) Citroens of yesteryear.
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