"Top Tips For Caravanners"

"Top Tips For Caravanners"

Thursday 14th March 2002

Top Tips for Caravanners

Enlighten us all with your top tips for shed-pullers


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rotax man

Original Poster:

22 posts

282 months

Thursday 14th March 2002
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Heres a top tip for caravanners: piss off and don't keep clogging up the A-roads of the west country for five months every year!

flasher

9,238 posts

291 months

Thursday 14th March 2002
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spot on rotax

nubbin

6,809 posts

285 months

Thursday 14th March 2002
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Why are caravans so called? A caravan is a long line of dry, dusty,bad-tempered old animals with limited vision, wandering slowly and aimlessly in no particular direction, carying ridiculous amounts of stuff, spitting and growling at anyone who gets near them, with a look of smug self-satisfaction on their faces.

As for advice, "just f**k right off, can't you?"

Or, "successful towing techniques" - DON'T!

>> Edited by nubbin on Thursday 14th March 21:19

flasher

9,238 posts

291 months

Thursday 14th March 2002
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nubbin, spot on, reading that I remembered why we hit it off well when we met!

kerniki

430 posts

289 months

Thursday 14th March 2002
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here's a top tip, drive to your local caravan banger race and proceed to demolish yours and everyone elses matchstick coffin!

DIGGA

41,246 posts

290 months

Friday 15th March 2002
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If you feel compelled to tow, and feel you must drag something behind your car, at least do something useful with it, like cutting a serving hatch into the side of it, parking it in a lay-by and selling me burgers or hot dogs.

Otherwise, get the hint, realise that a caravan is little more than a thunderbox on wheels, and take kernikis advice and get it to the nearest demolition derby. There's one in Hednesford, Cannock for a kick off, and they'd love to see your shed on their figure of 8.

Fatboy

8,084 posts

279 months

Friday 15th March 2002
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Does anyone else remember Clarkson's chat show when he did tips for caravanners? He had a nice young bint stripping in the back, or a TV in the back window, and best of all, he set it on fire then towed it

>> Edited by Fatboy on Friday 15th March 12:43

M@H

11,298 posts

279 months

Friday 15th March 2002
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Fence 'em in I say:



Cheers
Matt

ZZR600

15,605 posts

275 months

Friday 15th March 2002
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Heres a top tip for caravanners: piss off and don't keep clogging up the A-roads of the west country for five months every year!


coming down the M5 i saw a couple of shedpullers heading in your direction so get ready

Don

28,377 posts

291 months

Saturday 16th March 2002
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Anybody see the Caravan training course VBH got on Top Geek GTi on UK Horizons last night?

If *you* were taking VBH on a trip to France would you bugger off to a 5* and leave her in the caravan?

Errrrr.

campbell

2,500 posts

290 months

Sunday 17th March 2002
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No, you would leave the caravan at home and take VBH to a 5* hotel

JSG

2,238 posts

290 months

Monday 18th March 2002
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Campbell,

What's up - a perfect post! No mistakes, is this a first?