"Top Tips For Caravanners"
Thursday 14th March 2002
Top Tips for Caravanners
Enlighten us all with your top tips for shed-pullers
Discussion
Why are caravans so called? A caravan is a long line of dry, dusty,bad-tempered old animals with limited vision, wandering slowly and aimlessly in no particular direction, carying ridiculous amounts of stuff, spitting and growling at anyone who gets near them, with a look of smug self-satisfaction on their faces.
As for advice, "just f**k right off, can't you?"
Or, "successful towing techniques" - DON'T!
>> Edited by nubbin on Thursday 14th March 21:19
As for advice, "just f**k right off, can't you?"
Or, "successful towing techniques" - DON'T!
>> Edited by nubbin on Thursday 14th March 21:19
If you feel compelled to tow, and feel you must drag something behind your car, at least do something useful with it, like cutting a serving hatch into the side of it, parking it in a lay-by and selling me burgers or hot dogs.
Otherwise, get the hint, realise that a caravan is little more than a thunderbox on wheels, and take kernikis advice and get it to the nearest demolition derby. There's one in Hednesford, Cannock for a kick off, and they'd love to see your shed on their figure of 8.
Otherwise, get the hint, realise that a caravan is little more than a thunderbox on wheels, and take kernikis advice and get it to the nearest demolition derby. There's one in Hednesford, Cannock for a kick off, and they'd love to see your shed on their figure of 8.
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