The King of PH.

[nervous]

Its high time we had a King. it seems only reasonable. Ted is after all God, and Twinners is the Pope, so we really should have a King. The king could then answer all questions on 'which luxury barge etc' by cutting the villages new born in half. or something. anyway, it'd be cool to be the king.

May i suggest that we assess and appoint our king purely on his PH value: not with litmus paper, but on his addiction to the motorised vehicle.

Heres how I think we should do it:

number of cars owned - number of years you've legally been allowed to drive for = pistonhead index

The highest positive number will therefore be the person most stoopid for cars and therefore should rightly be our leader.

Ill go first.

Ive had 22 cars, and Ive been allowed to legally drive for 16 years, giving me a PH index of 6.

now you.

[XJSJohn]

11 cars 14 years ... PH Index of -3

What about motorbikes?

edited for bad maths

Edited by XJSJohn on Tuesday 13th February 18:50

Edited by XJSJohn on Tuesday 13th February 18:51

[rich 36]

And what might your role be?


(nervy)

Edited by rich 36 on Tuesday 13th February 18:48

[nervous]

XJSJohn said:

11 cars 14 years ... PH Index of 3

What about motorbikes?

sorry thats -3.

no motorbikes. the king cant be a gayer.

Edited by nervous on Tuesday 13th February 18:48

[Parrot of Doom]

I think you'd get more Queens than Kings

[percy flage]

A better equation would be:

(number of cars owned x cubic capacity)/years legally allowed to drive.

I think.

ETA: because with nervy's formula I can't get my PH above 1. One of the perils of a life of mostly company cars.

Edited by percy flage on Tuesday 13th February 18:50

[touching cloth]

Yay I am a zero, I always knew I was yunno.

17 cars in 17 years, rather fitting I think.

My money is on Silverback Mike

[nervous]

rich 36 said:

And what might your role be?


(nervy)

Edited by rich 36 on Tuesday 13th February 18:48

probably jester.

unless i win, in which case, all will die. obviously.

apart from you lover

[_Batty_]

PH index = 3

5 years 8 cars

[GTRene]

lol good item...
oke here I come, I've had together with my latest car the Hartge, 117 cars owned registered on my name and driven myself, so not the girlfriend cars those were all my cars...
I've driven licenced from 18 now I'm 44 so more then 25 years..

117 cars with the car I have today

25 years drivers license

GTRene

Edited by GTRene on Tuesday 13th February 18:50

[zoidberg]

nervous said:

Its high time we had a King. it seems only reasonable. Ted is after all God, and Twinners is the Pope, so we really should have a King. The king could then answer all questions on 'which luxury barge etc' by cutting the villages new born in half. or something. anyway, it'd be cool to be the king.

May i suggest that we assess and appoint our king purely on his PH value: not with litmus paper, but on his addiction to the motorised vehicle.

Heres how I think we should do it:

number of cars owned - number of years you've legally been allowed to drive for = pistonhead index

The highest positive number will therefore be the person most stoopid for cars and therefore should rightly be our leader.

Ill go first.

Ive had 22 cars, and Ive been allowed to legally drive for 16 years, giving me a PH index of 6.

now you.

8 cars - 12 years = -4

Don't mean to p1ss on your proverbial bonfire, hijack your thread, call you names, or poke you in the eye, but would a cars per year ratio be a better measure?

Me: 12/8 = 1.5
You: 16/22 = 0.72

Closest to zero is King?

[nervous]

percy flage said:

A better equation would be:

(number of cars owned x cubic capacity)/years legally allowed to drive.

I think.

gets complicated though, doesnt it? for instance, do you round up to 4 litres, or use 3996 cc?

too much room for error, in my humble O.

[UncleDave]

PH Index:
+0.3 recurring

[johnnymaestro]

4 cars 3 years

PH Index of 1.

[nervous]

zoidberg said:

8 cars - 12 years = -4

Don't mean to p1ss on your proverbial bonfire, hijack your thread, call you names, or poke you in the eye, but would a cars per year ratio be a better measure?

Me: 12/8 = 1.5
You: 16/22 = 0.72

Closest to zero is King?

typical ph, always with the opinions, never with the answers.

cant we just play the game my way and get on with it?

[magic torch]

-10

[nervous]

GTRene said:

lol good item...
oke here I come, I've had together with my latest car the Hartge, 117 cars owned registered on my name and driven myself, so not the girlfriend cars those were all my cars...
I've driven licenced from 18 now I'm 44 so more then 25 years..

117 cars with the car I have today

25 years drivers license

GTRene

Edited by GTRene on Tuesday 13th February 18:50

are you in car sales? if so, i reckon thats cheating. if not, looks like we have a new king already.

[touching cloth]

magic torch said:

-10

It's shit being old isn't it Oldy!

[XJSJohn]

GTRene said:

117 cars with the car I have today

25 years drivers license

GTRene

This is gonna be tough to beat !! hehe

[magic torch]

touching cloth said:

magic torch said:

-10

It's shit being old isn't it Oldy!

Yeah, I'd much rather be fat.