Women's mags

[Rick101]

Been away camping this weekend and bought a copy of Viz for some light reading. Let the Mrs get some stuff too. She picked up a copy of 'Real People'

Cover stories
She devil gnawed my face off
Randy Roy stole my heart and my cash
Mummified by my barbecue
I lost 8 stone and gained spaniels ears
Dotty Dinas seagull armour

Seriously, wtf? Why do women read this ste!

[Billyray911]

Because it makes them feel better about themselves and so they can secretly gloat about the misfortunes of other women.Thats how some of them work!

[jjones]

Rick101 said:

Let the Mrs get some stuff too.

isn't she the lucky one!

[blade7]

Rick101 said:

Let the Mrs get some stuff too. She picked up a copy of 'Real People'
Seriously, wtf? Why do women read this ste!

Perhaps it's a brief escape from her unappreciated existence.

[DonkeyApple]

Rick101 said:

Been away camping this weekend and bought a copy of Viz for some light reading. Let the Mrs get some stuff too. She picked up a copy of 'Real People'

Cover stories
She devil gnawed my face off
Randy Roy stole my heart and my cash
Mummified by my barbecue
I lost 8 stone and gained spaniels ears
Dotty Dinas seagull armour

Seriously, wtf? Why do women read this ste!

It's a while since I read Viz but I'm assuming Randy Roy has replaced Sid Sexist?

Why was she reading your Viz if she had her own mags?

[Negative Creep]

Don't forget the endless stories about sex, topless men and how to get a better orgasm (not like those Nuts or Zoo magazines, which are nothing but pornography that degrade and objectifies women)

[S0 What]

Just be thankfull she aint reading 50 shades of grey !

[Rick101]

No chance, not having that rubbish in the house.

[Riley Blue]

Rick101 said:

No chance, not having that rubbish in the house.

Writes the man who bought Viz for light reading.

[Rick101]

The strange thing is the content of women's mags can be just as funny as the Viz spoofs.

Top tip
If you don't have safety netting for the kids trampoline, simply bury it level with the ground.
There was actually a photograph sent in with the wise advice too.

[Leins]

So how does one get mummified by a BBQ then?

[oceanview]

Billyray911 said:

Because it makes them feel better about themselves and so they can secretly gloat about the misfortunes of other women.Thats how some of them work!

Also because, just like many men, there are many stupid, low intellect women out there , with no real interests.

A walk down any high street, and your bound to hear a group of teenage girls- into early twenties or even older, whos vocabulary consists of;

"and i was like"
"oh my god"
"eekke,ha,ha"

and thats it. Nothing else there!

[Einion Yrth]

Leins said:

So how does one get mummified by a BBQ then?

And survive to write about it.

[Johnnytheboy]

oceanview said:

Also because, just like many men, there are many stupid, low intellect women out there , with no real interests.

A walk down any high street, and your bound to hear a group of teenage girls- into early twenties or even older, whos vocabulary consists of;

"and i was like"
"oh my god"
"eekke,ha,ha"

and thats it. Nothing else there!

And the word "Facebook" every other sentence, usually said in a questioning voice, i.e. "Facebook?"

[Halmyre]

oceanview said:

Billyray911 said:

Because it makes them feel better about themselves and so they can secretly gloat about the misfortunes of other women.Thats how some of them work!

Also because, just like many men, there are many stupid, low intellect women out there , with no real interests.

A walk down any high street, and your bound to hear a group of teenage girls- into early twenties or even older, whos vocabulary consists of;

"and i was like"
"oh my god"
"eekke,ha,ha"

and thats it. Nothing else there!

Meanwhile on PH we're all discussing Plato and the works of Thomas Hardy, oh yes.

[Hooli]

Rick101 said:

The strange thing is the content of women's mags can be just as funny as the Viz spoofs.

Top tip
If you don't have safety netting for the kids trampoline, simply bury it level with the ground.
There was actually a photograph sent in with the wise advice too.

Makes it easier for the foxes to get on too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8xJtH6UcQY