Ironic Caravan 'name-spotting...'

Ironic Caravan 'name-spotting...'

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Ray Luxury-Yacht

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8,914 posts

223 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Probably a bit of a dull topic - but heck, it's hard to think of an original topic in GG these days - so dull or not, after a search I can't find a similar topic - so here it is, like it or not!!!

I was out driving round with a fellow petrolhead the other day, and when we're out, we always have a laugh about some of the names that manufacturers call their caravans.

As we all know, they are ridiculous, ponderous and just silly things, caravans - with a reputation for having a certain type of enthusiast, but the reality being that they get in the way, and hold up miles and miles of traffic. However, ironically - they often have model names which are at complete odds with their real presence on our roads. Names which sound fast, exciting and cutting-edge...And my friend and I appreciate and recognise the irony in that.

So - to start the ball rolling, I have seen caravan models called:

Buccaneer,
Pursuit,
Laser,
Crusader,
Rallye,
Quasar,
Stellar,
Conquerer,
Challenger Sport,

Etc. etc...

So, anyone else a little bored, have any caravan names that ace any of these?

If not, and you fall asleep before posting, no worries, I understand biggrin


Riley Blue

21,634 posts

233 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Not a caravan but the name on the back of a Gold Wing trike we followed a few days ago was 'Bermuda' and written above was 'It's a Kind of Magic!' - it wasn't, not at 45mph.

Jonny_

4,289 posts

214 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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I believe there's a caravan manufacturer called Swift...

cptsideways

13,648 posts

259 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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And Lotus

PanzerCommander

5,026 posts

225 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Jonny_ said:
I believe there's a caravan manufacturer called Swift...
There is indeed, based in Cottingham, near Hull.

g3org3y

21,107 posts

198 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
So - to start the ball rolling, I have seen caravan models called:

Buccaneer,
Pursuit,
Laser,
Crusader,
Rallye,
Quasar,
Stellar,
Conquerer,
Challenger Sport,
Amuse yourselves for hours during long motorway trips by adding 'anal' before caravan names you spot (it doesn't work for all names, but a decent majority).

Childish? Perhaps.
Funny? Of course!

paintman

7,765 posts

197 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Swift models include the 'Charisma'.
Elddis had the 'Hurricane'
Also the 'Avante' which apparently translates from the Latin as 'progress, go forward or in front'. I can understand the 'in front' bit as they're often at the front of a queue!
Buccaneer 'Clipper'. IIRC 'clippers' were fast sailing ships...

civicduty

1,857 posts

210 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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How long before this thread is moved.

You didn't look very hard.

nagsheadwarrior

2,789 posts

186 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Elddis have it sewn up I think with the wind ones, whirlwind, hurricane, super cyclone!

Their Sister brand Buccaneer do well to with Schooner, cruiser, brigand etc

I sell Motorhomes at a large caravan dealer, we were deciding on a name for our Elddis dealer special so I suggested the Lotus back catalogue
Ie Elddis Elite, Elan, Excel, maybe not Eclat.

They picked Supreme, which sounds more like a Chicken dish to me!

HarryFlatters

4,203 posts

219 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Our home from home, last year...


Matt UK

17,955 posts

207 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Nothing more ironic that being stuck behind a 'Swift'

nagsheadwarrior

2,789 posts

186 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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HarryFlatters said:
Our home from home, last year...

Haha, nice one!

dtmpower

3,972 posts

252 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Truckosaurus

12,047 posts

291 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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PanzerCommander said:
Jonny_ said:
I believe there's a caravan manufacturer called Swift...
There is indeed, based in Cottingham, near Hull.
The family business of Guy Smith the Le Mans winner for Bentley, therefore motorsport proven biggrin

nagsheadwarrior

2,789 posts

186 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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He used to do Caravan racing back in the day didn't he?

Don't think they own Swift anymore, think they're management owned these days.

Jonny_

4,289 posts

214 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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PanzerCommander said:
There is indeed, based in Cottingham, near Hull.
I really ought to have known that given how frequently I work in Cottingham! wobble

In fact, Hull must be the shed-dragging fatherland, because there's a place manufacturing static sheds down Hedon Road!

donnydave

136 posts

142 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Saw a Craftsman 154 'le miracle' that had seen better days. 'Le miracle' presumably refers to the likelihood of its roadworthiness.

nagsheadwarrior

2,789 posts

186 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Jonny_ said:
I really ought to have known that given how frequently I work in Cottingham! wobble

In fact, Hull must be the shed-dragging fatherland, because there's a place manufacturing static sheds down Hedon Road!
Hull and the northeast is the capital, someone told me it's because the wood comes in to Hull from Scandinavia but who knows?

Swift, Coachman and Auto trail are all Hull ish based, then Elddis is just over in Consett.

PanzerCommander

5,026 posts

225 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Jonny_ said:
I really ought to have known that given how frequently I work in Cottingham! wobble

In fact, Hull must be the shed-dragging fatherland, because there's a place manufacturing static sheds down Hedon Road!
There is/was a few plants making 'vans of various types and sizes in and around the Hull area, I did my school work experience placement at Swift Caravans, 15 years ago (yikes how time flies). Sadly for the area the industry has suffered a slump over the past decade one of the two sections of the Cottingham plant is now a housing estate (still being built).

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

180 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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nagsheadwarrior said:
He used to do Caravan racing back in the day didn't he?

Don't think they own Swift anymore, think they're management owned these days.
Peter Smith still owns the majority holding, the management bought around 40%.