things I learnt today..

[italianjob1275]

A Mercedes Axor is more than capable of killing an adult cow

A Peugeot 308 isn't quite capable of killing an adult cow

I am awesome at swerving in between live/dead/dying cattle.

When waving a torch and hi vis vest at oncoming traffic and making wild "slow down" type gestures, very few people take a blind bit of notice (especially you Pukka Pies 7.5t driver, you sir are a )

Nothants Police response times are very good.

Adrenaline is a better stimulant than caffeine.

Free rump steaks to anyone who can guess what happened to me this morning!!

[ColinM50]

I'll have a stab at it.

You were riding a cow wearing a hi viz vest when a Pukka pies lorry carrying a Peugeot 208 on the back skidded on some cow sh*t and crashed into a lady carrying a pound of rump steak.

Am I close?

And from where do i collect my steak?

[Hooli]

ColinM50 said:

I'll have a stab at it.

You were riding a cow wearing a hi viz vest when a Pukka pies lorry carrying a Peugeot 208 on the back skidded on some cow sh*t and crashed into a lady carrying a pound of rump steak.

Am I close?

And from where do i collect my steak?

[Humper]

ColinM50 said:

I'll have a stab at it.

You were riding a cow wearing a hi viz vest when a Pukka pies lorry carrying a Peugeot 208 on the back skidded on some cow sh*t and crashed into a lady carrying a pound of rump steak.

Am I close?

And from where do i collect my steak?

Dont be silly.

Youd never get a hi viz vest big enough to fit a cow.....

[minky monkey]

I saw Lisa Riley wearing one once..

[rumple]

minky monkey said:

I saw Lisa Riley wearing one once..

You ran over Lisa Riley because you didnt have enough diesel to go around her