The Best Bits About Being A Lorry Driver

The Best Bits About Being A Lorry Driver

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Life Saab Itch

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37,068 posts

195 months

Monday 26th March 2012
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The better view you get.

Over to you.

Life Saab Itch

Original Poster:

37,068 posts

195 months

Monday 26th March 2012
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When I say better view...you know what I mean...

Panda76

2,581 posts

157 months

Monday 26th March 2012
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On nights you don't get the legs view,but it is known for the occasional adventurous people to come past and sit level with the cab with the interior light on,their missus in the passenger seat either doing a bit of booby flashing or nothing at all laugh

More seriously I enjoy being left alone,with trunking they aren't demanding to know where I,am all the time.I get left to get on with it and they know they don't need to check up on me.Any problems I will call.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

237 months

Monday 26th March 2012
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Life Saab Itch said:
When I say better view...you know what I mean...
...Of the road ahead, giving you advanced warning of any problems.

Right?


Getragdogleg

9,100 posts

190 months

Monday 26th March 2012
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The sensible answer to this is that you get a nice sense of belonging to the last professional transport bastion when a fellow driver flashes you in after an overtake.

Silly answer is a story, not me but a mate who drives for a big garden centre.

One night he was stopped in Honiton in a layby and was tucked up in bed about to sleep when he had a knock on the door, he assumed it was a copper telling him he could not park there but when he drew back the curtain to look he found it was a naked bird asking if he wanted to give her a portion. He says he declined as he is married... We have questioned this ever since but he won't crack. He actually said she was stunning and if he was not married he would have bagged up and jumped in.

Oggs

8,814 posts

261 months

Monday 26th March 2012
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Best bit is being your own boss when I have left the yard...
Worst is the cocktards on the roads who haven't a clue.

rumple

11,671 posts

158 months

Monday 26th March 2012
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Summers here, girls in their cars, yummy

Life Saab Itch

Original Poster:

37,068 posts

195 months

Monday 26th March 2012
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Cock Womble 7 said:
...Of the road ahead, giving you advanced warning of any problems.

Right?
Yeah. Erm, that too. That's what I meant...of course.





I didn't mean the poppet that I saw over a garden fence today. hehe

She wasn't going to have any tanlines.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

237 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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I do like the occasional (it's only happened to me twice) bit of respect or recognition you get from "civilians" when you're simply doing your job.

When I was seconded to Travis Perkins in Warrington, I had to deliver to some really poxy little, hard to get to Builder's Merchant's yards.

Whilst manoeuvring into a particularly tricky one (down Slack Street in Macclesfield, if anyone knows it) a bloke who kindly moved his car said "I don't know how much they're paying you mate, but it's not enough."

And then, after performing a perfect 0-point turn in a (somewhat bigger) yard in Stoke (Simmons), one of the customers said "I was impressed by that turn mate, didn't even know they could do that!"

Humper

946 posts

169 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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This smile


Richspec

159 posts

257 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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looks familiar..Is that the road up to rest and be thankful?

General Price

5,436 posts

190 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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Richspec said:
looks familiar..Is that the road up to rest and be thankful?
yes Just past the bit where they usually have the traffic lights.

Richspec

159 posts

257 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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thought so!

I've been up there to the weather station a few times, nice road smile

Humper

946 posts

169 months

Wednesday 28th March 2012
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Richspec said:
looks familiar..Is that the road up to rest and be thankful?
Tis so, not so nice when yer sitting at those lights in the pouring rain looking up..... wink

chilistrucker

4,541 posts

158 months

Sunday 8th April 2012
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still the main reason for me, just getting out and about to some wierd and wonderful places smile