Bogus science in tv commercials

Bogus science in tv commercials

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Gandahar

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9,600 posts

134 months

Friday 18th March 2016
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Check out the Gibbs SR advert at 1 min € 1. The graph has neither axis labelled nor a base line / none SR sample.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



Some Gump

12,838 posts

192 months

Friday 18th March 2016
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biffidus digestivum

Boils my piss.

Simpo Two

86,735 posts

271 months

Saturday 19th March 2016
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Some Gump said:
biffidus digestivum

Boils my piss.
You mean because the generic name has a small letter and there are two 'f's in Bifidus?

Marketing people love graphs, it makes them feel scientific. I've seen them at it.

sparkythecat

7,941 posts

261 months

Saturday 19th March 2016
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How come those genius scientists at Laboratoire Garnier have never received a Nobel prize ?

Edited by sparkythecat on Saturday 19th March 22:53

Beati Dogu

9,132 posts

145 months

Saturday 19th March 2016
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It's good old appeal to authority, which has been used to sell everything from fags to global warming.




oh and Crelm toothpaste:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUOJzYtdTKI

Monty Python

4,813 posts

203 months

Sunday 20th March 2016
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What always amuses me is the "x people out of y agreed" - agreed to what? Without knowing the question it's completely meaningless.

All advertising that relies on a personal expression is suspect. Only when the claim is as a result of a recognised test (e.g. bleach killing 99.9% of bacteria) does it mean anything.

I suspect the place I work at is just as guilty of it as everyone else.

davepoth

29,395 posts

205 months

Sunday 20th March 2016
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Monty Python said:
Only when the claim is as a result of a recognised test (e.g. bleach killing 99.9% of bacteria) does it mean anything.
The .1% of bacteria left might be the harmful ones, so that claim is pointless too.

AW111

9,674 posts

139 months

Sunday 20th March 2016
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I was watching an advert on TV for a new 4k television during the GP.
Lots of flashy graphics and saturated colours to show how good it was...

... since they looked so good on my 10 year old plasma, I obviously don't need one biggrin


My non-scientific wife spotted that one too.

Some Gump

12,838 posts

192 months

Sunday 20th March 2016
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Simpo Two said:
You mean because the generic name has a small letter and there are two 'f's in Bifidus?

Marketing people love graphs, it makes them feel scientific. I've seen them at it.
No, I mean it's completely fking made up. It's just trying to sound scientific in the hope people have no clue. Cynical bunch of arse is what it is.

Derek Smith

46,327 posts

254 months

Sunday 20th March 2016
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Monty Python said:
What always amuses me is the "x people out of y agreed" - agreed to what? Without knowing the question it's completely meaningless.

All advertising that relies on a personal expression is suspect. Only when the claim is as a result of a recognised test (e.g. bleach killing 99.9% of bacteria) does it mean anything.

I suspect the place I work at is just as guilty of it as everyone else.
If they are selling something then complain. Such things must be supported with clear evidence. If they say 10 people out of 12 agreed that, then the 'that' must be explained.

From recollection, the 99.9% of bacteria is not supported scientifically. In fact in all tests the company first claiming it found it was 100%, but bottled out due to the possibility of a competitor discovering the 0.01% bacterium and putting that in their own adverts. Before they died of course from some virulent, but previously rare, bacterium of course.




Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

250 months

Sunday 20th March 2016
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Some Gump said:
Simpo Two said:
You mean because the generic name has a small letter and there are two 'f's in Bifidus?

Marketing people love graphs, it makes them feel scientific. I've seen them at it.
No, I mean it's completely fking made up. It's just trying to sound scientific in the hope people have no clue. Cynical bunch of arse is what it is.
Well it's not completely made up. Still bks mind.

Some Gump

12,838 posts

192 months

Sunday 20th March 2016
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Digestivum.. Acti-regularis. Made up words. They have no basis whatsoever in science.

They also describe the same bacterium. Danone use different names based on the target market. It's inexcusable bk-erg.

Simpo Two

86,735 posts

271 months

Sunday 20th March 2016
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Some Gump said:
No, I mean it's completely fking made up. It's just trying to sound scientific in the hope people have no clue. Cynical bunch of arse is what it is.
The bacteria are real enough but I agree that the average Joe won't have studied microbiology, so yes, it's being used to dazzle and impress. But then you could argue that's what advertising is about.

As for '99.9%' of bacteria killed, whilst sounding impressive, when you consider you are covered in billions of bacteria, 0.1% of billions is still millions. Or are we talking 'of species' rather than simple numbers? Who knows.

But the delight of a marketeeer with a 2.2 in Media Studies when he/she finds they can grab a bit of that really difficult thing they never did at school and get it on their CV before their spangly new product fails and they have to jump is stupendous. Even phrases like 'New handy-size pack!' gets them bouncing off the ceiling.

Monty Python

4,813 posts

203 months

Sunday 20th March 2016
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Derek Smith said:
If they are selling something then complain. Such things must be supported with clear evidence. If they say 10 people out of 12 agreed that, then the 'that' must be explained.

From recollection, the 99.9% of bacteria is not supported scientifically. In fact in all tests the company first claiming it found it was 100%, but bottled out due to the possibility of a competitor discovering the 0.01% bacterium and putting that in their own adverts. Before they died of course from some virulent, but previously rare, bacterium of course.
The 99.9% figure is backed up by tests.

"When a marketing claim of “kills 99.9% of germs” is used, it may or may not kill the specific variety of bacteria or pathogen you need killed. By law, disinfectants must list the microorganisms which a product has been tested for and found to be effective against on their label, as well as proper dilution and directions for use. Check the label for the specific pathogens you need protection from."

Simpo Two

86,735 posts

271 months

Monday 21st March 2016
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Monty Python said:
"When a marketing claim of “kills 99.9% of germs” is used, it may or may not kill the specific variety of bacteria or pathogen you need killed. By law, disinfectants must list the microorganisms which a product has been tested for and found to be effective against on their label, as well as proper dilution and directions for use. Check the label for the specific pathogens you need protection from."
That's a good point. It might kill all of the S. aureus (generally harmless) and leave all the Clostridium (food poisoning etc). The latter also form spores which are fairly indestructible.

If the blurb doesn't mention the harmful ones you have to wonder why.

Dog Star

16,369 posts

174 months

Monday 21st March 2016
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It will be a hard job to ever beat this gem....



http://milk.com/wall-o-shame/dish.html

I actually remember the UK version.


Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

196 months

Monday 21st March 2016
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"Nothing gets to the site of pain faster" = Everything does it at the same rate.

"Clinically tested" = A failed nurse we employed put this on volunteers from our office.

"Traditionally used to cure joint problems" = Until the rest of the world realized it didn't work.

"A natural cure for..." = this does not work.

"As approved by the British skin foundation" = We paid about four people to have a meeting and gave them a name.

"85% of people saw result" = the stand confidence interval was 95% so technically we failed to prove it works.

I could go on.


Morningside

24,114 posts

235 months

Monday 21st March 2016
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82% of 73 people tested. You mainly see this on cosmetic adverts. Quite a shockingly low sample.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

154 months

Monday 21st March 2016
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Some Gump said:
Digestivum.. Acti-regularis. Made up words.
Aren't all words made up?

NWMark

520 posts

222 months

Monday 21st March 2016
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Monty Python said:
Only when the claim is as a result of a recognised test (e.g. bleach killing 99.9% of bacteria) does it mean anything.
It's the same with hand soaps - 'kills 99% of bacteria' - watched a program which said you would need to leave the soap on your hands for around 6 hours for the concentration of the chemicals in the soap to have any effect, and its really the act of rubbing your hands in water which reduces the bacteria count significantly.