The Rise of the Machines, just a bit scary

The Rise of the Machines, just a bit scary

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Streetrod

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6,468 posts

212 months

SpudLink

6,375 posts

198 months

Thursday 25th February 2016
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Blimey. That is seriously impressive.

Just make sure it never gets hold of an Uzi 9mm.

thestew

55 posts

193 months

Thursday 25th February 2016
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why did i feel sorry for it when he had the hockey stick.

anonymous-user

60 months

Thursday 25th February 2016
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thestew said:
why did i feel sorry for it when he had the hockey stick.
Not just you. I was waiting for the robot to give him a good slap smile

Very impressive.

Motorsport_is_Expensive

2,348 posts

128 months

Thursday 25th February 2016
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I'm totally fine with it stomping along right up until it reaches uneven footing; it lurches and rights itself in an instant and all of a sudden a primordial little (ordinarily quiet) nerve in the back of my mind sparks to life to tell my conscious that... "Had about... Nar nar. That's fking fked up. Stay away from that c*nt"




SilverSixer

8,202 posts

157 months

Thursday 25th February 2016
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When they design one which doesn't walk like it's looking for the smallest room in the house, then I'll be a bit unnerved.

MildlyAnnoyedMidget

6,788 posts

121 months

Thursday 25th February 2016
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That dude was totally out of line pushing him around like that! Should be sacked hehe

likesachange

2,636 posts

200 months

Thursday 25th February 2016
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Beati Dogu

9,131 posts

145 months

Thursday 25th February 2016
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Their earlier attempts needed a lot of work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXI4WWhPn-U

wink

Streetrod

Original Poster:

6,468 posts

212 months

Thursday 25th February 2016
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As long as they make it is a law that all robots are hardwired with the 3 laws

1 - A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2 - A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
4 - A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

Then all will be fine, oh wait.....

anonymous-user

60 months

Thursday 25th February 2016
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SilverSixer said:
When they design one which doesn't walk like it's looking for the smallest room in the house, then I'll be a bit unnerved.
Pretty much a carbon copy of me staggering back from the pub, walking unsteadily bursting for a wee...... ;-)

AER

1,142 posts

276 months

Friday 26th February 2016
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Max_Torque said:
SilverSixer said:
When they design one which doesn't walk like it's looking for the smallest room in the house, then I'll be a bit unnerved.
Pretty much a carbon copy of me staggering back from the pub, walking unsteadily bursting for a wee...... ;-)
I'll test your stability with a broomstick next time! I hope you'll spring up as spritely as this did, although you will be allowed to take a few moments to think about things.

anonymous-user

60 months

Friday 26th February 2016
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AER said:
Max_Torque said:
SilverSixer said:
When they design one which doesn't walk like it's looking for the smallest room in the house, then I'll be a bit unnerved.
Pretty much a carbon copy of me staggering back from the pub, walking unsteadily bursting for a wee...... ;-)
I'll test your stability with a broomstick next time! I hope you'll spring up as spritely as this did, although you will be allowed to take a few moments to think about things.
Careful, at least 1 of my "three laws" is "do to others what is done to I"..... ;-)



maffski

1,880 posts

165 months

Sunday 28th February 2016
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garyhun said:
thestew said:
why did i feel sorry for it when he had the hockey stick.
Not just you. I was waiting for the robot to give him a good slap smile

Very impressive.
Nah, as long as no-one sticks a 'push bar to open' 2d barcode on him he'll be fine

crossy67

1,570 posts

185 months

Sunday 28th February 2016
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Wow, very impressive. Did look like he was doing a squatcobbler though.