Court Recognizes Chimpanzees As Legal Persons

Court Recognizes Chimpanzees As Legal Persons

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Halb

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Friday 24th April 2015
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http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/chimp...

We're 20 years from Battle for Planet of the Apes people!!!!

Eric Mc

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272 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Are the chimps going to conduct their own defence?

jmorgan

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Friday 24th April 2015
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Eric Mc said:
Are the chimps going to conduct their own defence?
Hope the fan is off....

Simpo Two

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272 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Headline: Court Recognizes Chimpanzees As Legal Persons. April 23, 2015 | by Janet Fang

Text: However, the judge amended the court order on April 21, and the words “writ of habeas corpus” have since been struck out. That means the court hasn’t decided whether the two chimps are to be treated as legal persons.


Great work Janet rolleyes

eldar

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203 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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I believe New York has laws against public nudity. So no more unclad chimps.

Halb

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Friday 24th April 2015
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eldar said:
I believe New York has laws against public nudity. So no more unclad chimps.
I hope they have that zero tolerance on that. biggrin

Simpo Two

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272 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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There will be chimp porn next.

And if chimps are now legally humans, does that mean one can have sex with them and marry them?

But then I always did wonder how AIDS got from the monkey population into man...

Beati Dogu

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146 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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They have more of a right than corporations, which in the US are also recognised as legal persons.

dudleybloke

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Tuesday 28th April 2015
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Will they have to pay taxes now?

mph1977

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175 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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i've met chimps who make more sense than the average freewibbler ...

xRIEx

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Tuesday 28th April 2015
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Simpo Two said:
And if chimps are now legally humans, does that mean one can have sex with them and marry them?
Interesting misunderstanding between 'legal person' and 'human'. Can you have sex with and marry Automotive Precision Holdings Plc?

dudleybloke said:
Will they have to pay taxes now?
How much do they earn?



My main concern with this ruling (if it is ruled in favour) is the impact it will have on zoos and the like.

Edited by xRIEx on Tuesday 28th April 10:26

Halb

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Tuesday 28th April 2015
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A big impact on stty zoos. And test labs.
I went to Prague zoo in Feb, it has an orang-utan enclosure, which was a huge wonderful thing. Sadly closed for building at the time.

Let's hear it for the sentient and self-aware creatures!

xRIEx

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Tuesday 28th April 2015
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Halb said:
A big impact on stty zoos.
What about the impact on good zoos? Imprisonment is imprisonment, whether it's a bare concrete cell or a massive complex with trees and ropes, tyre swings, 5 meals a day and all the internet chimp porn they can handle, if it becomes case law then all zoos may have to release their chimps (and maybe bonobos).

What would then happen to the animals? They can't go to private owners (that would be slavery); I can only imagine they would have to be released into the wild - any that were bred in captivity (probably many now in western zoos) wouldn't have a very high chance of survival.

dudleybloke

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Tuesday 28th April 2015
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Don't worry. I'm sure they would find themselves somewhere near the top of the council housing list.

mph1977

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Tuesday 28th April 2015
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dudleybloke said:
Don't worry. I'm sure they would find themselves somewhere near the top of the council housing list.
<PH stereotype answer>
and probably better behaved than some of the inhabitants of social housing ...

Halb

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Tuesday 28th April 2015
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xRIEx said:
What about the impact on good zoos? Imprisonment is imprisonment, whether it's a bare concrete cell or a massive complex with trees and ropes, tyre swings, 5 meals a day and all the internet chimp porn they can handle, if it becomes case law then all zoos may have to release their chimps (and maybe bonobos).
What would then happen to the animals? They can't go to private owners (that would be slavery); I can only imagine they would have to be released into the wild - any that were bred in captivity (probably many now in western zoos) wouldn't have a very high chance of survival.
I would expect the good zoos, like the one I visited would be OK.

xRIEx

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Tuesday 28th April 2015
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Halb said:
xRIEx said:
What about the impact on good zoos? Imprisonment is imprisonment, whether it's a bare concrete cell or a massive complex with trees and ropes, tyre swings, 5 meals a day and all the internet chimp porn they can handle, if it becomes case law then all zoos may have to release their chimps (and maybe bonobos).
What would then happen to the animals? They can't go to private owners (that would be slavery); I can only imagine they would have to be released into the wild - any that were bred in captivity (probably many now in western zoos) wouldn't have a very high chance of survival.
I would expect the good zoos, like the one I visited would be OK.
But that's the thing, it doesn't matter if it's a good, comfortable zoo or not, if it were to become case law (I'm not sure if it works the same in the US though) then they (all zoos) are falsely imprisoning legal persons. They wouldn't be OK, they would potentially all be at risk. In the UK, AFAIAA, case law serves as a common guideline for judges trying any future cases.

Halb

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Tuesday 28th April 2015
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xRIEx said:
But that's the thing, it doesn't matter if it's a good, comfortable zoo or not, if it were to become case law (I'm not sure if it works the same in the US though) then they (all zoos) are falsely imprisoning legal persons. They wouldn't be OK, they would potentially all be at risk. In the UK, AFAIAA, case law serves as a common guideline for judges trying any future cases.
People get sectioned if they cannot work in society. I would imagine sentient creatures who have no idea of how human society works and/or pose a danger to the lives of others would be the same. The question would simply be over the quality of where they are kept.

Simpo Two

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Tuesday 28th April 2015
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xRIEx said:
Simpo Two said:
And if chimps are now legally humans, does that mean one can have sex with them and marry them?
Interesting misunderstanding between 'legal person' and 'human'.
Hmm. What's the difference between a person and human? Or should it be 'entity'? Or 'non-human person'?

You see this is the problem of such nonsense.

Halb

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