Reasons why nuclear powered spaceship won't work?

[Eighteeteewhy]

My mate asked me to fix his spaceship today.

I don't really know what I'm doing but I managed to get the reactor to fire but now there's a strange green glow everywhere. Where did I go wrong?

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[SystemParanoia]

everything's fine!

tell him you fixed it and leave.... leave now!

[mrmr96]

Did you use a hammer at any point?

[Noble P4]

I'm trying to go to bed but no going to miss all this.

[vrsmxtb]

You used intergalacticspaceshipparts didn't you...

[troc]

What is this, I don't even

[arfur daley]

Did you charge him 50 quid?

[SystemParanoia]

did you reconfigure the subspace field generators with a tri-liniar, quantum 4 dimensional recursive algorithm?

shame on you if you didnt lol

[GuitarTech]

Two questions: 1.what have you been smoking? 2. can you send me some?

[vrsmxtb]

GuitarTech said:

Two questions: 1.what have you been smoking? 2. can you send me some?

Browse GG for a similarly titled post

[bigjobbo]

Anybody that's seen the Simpsons could do this surely? Watch a couple of episodes on the tube and you'll have it fixed in a jiffy.

[CBR JGWRR]

SystemParanoia said:

did you reconfigure the subspace field generators with a tri-liniar, quantum 4 dimensional recursive algorithm?

shame on you if you didnt lol

That's the wrong thing, it's a containment breach which is the problem.


OP - evacuate everyone to safety, then seal ship in concrete.

Leave for several thousand years to be safe.

[matthias73]

Just a quick one, did you reconnect the flux capacitator to the hyperdrive turbo unit and make sure it was all done up properly? I mean, its a pretty stupid mistake to make if you didn't, as you should really know your way about these, but its only a ten pounds fix from your local independant with a code reader.

[mike9009]

I can't believe you tried doing this to a mates spaceship to save a few quid!! You fking idiot!

It is what is bringing this country down and why I can't legally change a fuse in a plug anymore.

I suggest you just drive it till it blows up.

HTH

(NO IM NOT JOKING)

Mike

[s3fella]

What time does he need to go to work on the moon in the morning?

[Otter Smacker]

£5 bet you read this upside down...

[Getragdogleg]

Come on, Seriously...


This should be in Science !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[SystemParanoia]

CBR JGWRR said:

SystemParanoia said:

did you reconfigure the subspace field generators with a tri-liniar, quantum 4 dimensional recursive algorithm?

shame on you if you didnt lol

That's the wrong thing, it's a containment breach which is the problem.

i see where you're going..

it could be the plutonium/tritium pre-mix containment unit ( intergalactic swirl-pot ).. that thing runs at over 900bar @ 1 kelvin. a slight structural integrity breach in this unit, combined with a containment field generator failure can put you "in a heap of trouble son"

[tvrgit]

It's the dilithium crystals cap'n.

You're not supposed to smoke them.

[matthias73]

mike9009 said:

I can't believe you tried doing this to a mates spaceship to save a few quid!! You fking idiot!

It is what is bringing this country down and why I can't legally change a fuse in a plug anymore.

I suggest you just drive it till it blows up.

HTH

(NO IM NOT JOKING)

Mike

To be fair, main dealer prices are fking ridiculous these days. They wanted 4000 pounds for a new landing gear shock. It cant cost much more than 100 to buy in and probably only a few hours labour!