Clean Football Chants for use in schools!
Discussion
I'm currently teaching in Korea and have classes of 14-16 year old boys learning basic English who love football.
I am going to run a lesson or two on football chants to practice listening and speaking, but of course most chants are a tad on the blue side!
I've started playing the Soccer AM "Easy Easy" video clips which they enjoy, but want something longer to challenge them.
Any ideas on clean chants from your teams?
Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country...
This is apparently not appreciated in Korea
I am going to run a lesson or two on football chants to practice listening and speaking, but of course most chants are a tad on the blue side!
I've started playing the Soccer AM "Easy Easy" video clips which they enjoy, but want something longer to challenge them.
Any ideas on clean chants from your teams?
Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country...
This is apparently not appreciated in Korea
This is a clean chant for Fernando Torres To the tune of 'The Animals Went In Two By Two'...
His armband proved he was a red, torres, torres
Youll never walk alone it said, torres, torres
We brought the lad from sunny spain, he gets the ball he scores again
Fernando Torres, Liverpool No. 9
His armband proved he was a red, torres, torres
Youll never walk alone it said, torres, torres
We brought the lad from sunny spain, he gets the ball he scores again
Fernando Torres, Liverpool No. 9
Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 10th September 05:03
http://www.prideofmanchester.com/sport/mufc-songs-...
Many probably not right for kids, but plenty on there
Many probably not right for kids, but plenty on there
tux said:
This is a clean chant for Fernando Torres To the tune of 'The Animals Went In Two By Two'...
His armband proved he was a red, torres, torres
Youll never walk alone it said, torres, torres
We brought the lad from sunny spain, he gets the ball he scores again
Fernando Torres, Liverpool No. 9
His armband SAID......His armband proved he was a red, torres, torres
Youll never walk alone it said, torres, torres
We brought the lad from sunny spain, he gets the ball he scores again
Fernando Torres, Liverpool No. 9
Edited by tux on Friday 10th September 05:03
How about...
My old man said be a wednesday fan
i said fu ck off bol locks your a k unt (and a two hat)
we'll take hillsborough and all thats in it
We'll take hillsborough in just one minute
with hatchets and hammers,calving knives and spanners
we are the boys from bramall lane
we go home and away on a saturday where the beer all tastes the same
ooohhhh
My old man said be a wednesday fan
i said fu ck off bol locks your a k unt (and a two hat)
he said come on we're going to the game
i said fu ck off im going down the lane
so i went down to john street, found my self a good seat
saw the alds go 2 up at the break
then it's down to the bar for a pint of magnet and a meat pie filled with steak
Or;
Went down t'road
Cashed t'giro
Went t'pub got plastered
Went back home
Beat up wife
Im a yorkshire b astard
or alternativley how about the worlds greatest football song?
You fill up my senses
Like a gallon of magnet
Like a packet of woodbine
Like a good pinch of snuff
Like a night out in sheffield
Like a greasy chip butty
Like Sheffield United
Come fill me again
Na Na Na OOOOOO
My work here is done,educate these kids right.
Any good?
My old man said be a wednesday fan
i said fu ck off bol locks your a k unt (and a two hat)
we'll take hillsborough and all thats in it
We'll take hillsborough in just one minute
with hatchets and hammers,calving knives and spanners
we are the boys from bramall lane
we go home and away on a saturday where the beer all tastes the same
ooohhhh
My old man said be a wednesday fan
i said fu ck off bol locks your a k unt (and a two hat)
he said come on we're going to the game
i said fu ck off im going down the lane
so i went down to john street, found my self a good seat
saw the alds go 2 up at the break
then it's down to the bar for a pint of magnet and a meat pie filled with steak
Or;
Went down t'road
Cashed t'giro
Went t'pub got plastered
Went back home
Beat up wife
Im a yorkshire b astard
or alternativley how about the worlds greatest football song?
You fill up my senses
Like a gallon of magnet
Like a packet of woodbine
Like a good pinch of snuff
Like a night out in sheffield
Like a greasy chip butty
Like Sheffield United
Come fill me again
Na Na Na OOOOOO
My work here is done,educate these kids right.
Any good?
MaxAndRuby said:
Or risk your job, just for the amusement of teaching a room full of Korean kids :
fk OFF Chelsea FC,
You aint got no history,
Five European Cups(get them to wave open handed at the imaginary chavs at this point),
and eighteen leagues,
that's what we call history.
Video it, youtube it.
Oh Max how we laughed at your little ditty.fk OFF Chelsea FC,
You aint got no history,
Five European Cups(get them to wave open handed at the imaginary chavs at this point),
and eighteen leagues,
that's what we call history.
Video it, youtube it.
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You st on the carpet, you piss in the bath
You finger your grandma, and think it's a laugh
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fking thick
In your Liverpool slums
CFC. Making history, Not reliving it !
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