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mickk said:
vivaronaldo said:
19000 fans in tonight, big club my arse.
the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed
the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed
I thought Spurs were in a heap of trouble, i feel better all of a sudden
Christ, I thought we were st - but Newcastle bring a whole new meaning to the term.
After the "Gascoigne dead" thread got removed, this seems a sort of relevant place to post this -
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CPdRCouu49c
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CPdRCouu49c
"From: Nigerian Consortium
To: Mike.Ashley@nufc.com
Subject: Attention lucky winner
Date: Tues, 23 Sep 2008 9:00:00
Dear Mr Ashley. Greetings. Firstly, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, I assure you that all will be well at the end of the day.
Let me start by introducing myself to you. It may surprise you to receive this email from me, since there was no previous correspondence between us. I am the representative of a Nigerian Consortium. My purpose in contacting you is to help secure the football club you are in the process of running into the ground. My clients have £400m (or £480m, or £350m, depending on which paper you read) in an account at a Bank.
This Bank has issued me a notice to contact anyone in possession of a) a football club and b) a creeping sense of panic and desperation. Hence I am contacting you with regards to ensuring a happy and amenable swap. Just send us your bank details and football club and we will deposit £400m (or £480m, or £350m, depending on etc and so on) into your account. In return, you must give up this ridiculous notion of hiring Kenny Dalglish, Terry Venables or David O'Leary and, instead, give Newcastle hero Kevin Keegan his job back. We have a further £75m to deposit in his account so he can blow it on tat like he did at Manchester City. Oh, and he has to sign Yakubu, 'cos he's Nigerian.
If you wish to achieve this goal with me, kindly get back to me on my private email address: NigerianConsortium@hotmail.com.
Regards
Nigerian Consortium"
To: Mike.Ashley@nufc.com
Subject: Attention lucky winner
Date: Tues, 23 Sep 2008 9:00:00
Dear Mr Ashley. Greetings. Firstly, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, I assure you that all will be well at the end of the day.
Let me start by introducing myself to you. It may surprise you to receive this email from me, since there was no previous correspondence between us. I am the representative of a Nigerian Consortium. My purpose in contacting you is to help secure the football club you are in the process of running into the ground. My clients have £400m (or £480m, or £350m, depending on which paper you read) in an account at a Bank.
This Bank has issued me a notice to contact anyone in possession of a) a football club and b) a creeping sense of panic and desperation. Hence I am contacting you with regards to ensuring a happy and amenable swap. Just send us your bank details and football club and we will deposit £400m (or £480m, or £350m, depending on etc and so on) into your account. In return, you must give up this ridiculous notion of hiring Kenny Dalglish, Terry Venables or David O'Leary and, instead, give Newcastle hero Kevin Keegan his job back. We have a further £75m to deposit in his account so he can blow it on tat like he did at Manchester City. Oh, and he has to sign Yakubu, 'cos he's Nigerian.
If you wish to achieve this goal with me, kindly get back to me on my private email address: NigerianConsortium@hotmail.com.
Regards
Nigerian Consortium"
largerandrock said:
vivaronaldo said:
19000 fans in tonight, big club my arse.
the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed
rather have 19000 real fans than 70000 tourists turn up every week!the myth of being the best supporters in the land truly exposed
Newcastle = Mickey Mouse
im said:
vivaronaldo said:
...and our away support is by far the best in the country.
Not a hope in hell...vivaronaldo said:
im said:
vivaronaldo said:
...and our away support is by far the best in the country.
Not a hope in hell......and compose...
Sorry, but at the Lane you're above average, but not the best by any stretch for an away support.
I can't talk for how loud you are at the Emirates though cos half-a-dozen girl guides singing 'Kum by ya my Lord' is louder than the Arse at their place...
im said:
vivaronaldo said:
im said:
vivaronaldo said:
...and our away support is by far the best in the country.
Not a hope in hell......and compose...
Sorry, but at the Lane you're above average, but not the best by any stretch for an away support.
I can't talk for how loud you are at the Emirates though cos half-a-dozen girl guides singing 'Kum by ya my Lord' is louder than the Arse at their place...
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